Red Cross Demands Vaccine Skeptics be Censored on the Internet
Do you remember when the censorship of a guy who made jokes about a fat woman who died of a heart attack was a single, isolated, unique situation, and no…
Ohio: Articles of Impeachment Filed Against Bizarre Masked Governor
Because the Ohio Governor only appears in public wearing a mask, no one can prove that he is not their one true mommy. No one knows the true identity of…
UK: Vaccine Minister Says Vaccine Certificate Will be Required to Enter a Bar or Movie Theater
Vaccine Minister Nadhim Zahawi: This man is now your mommy and Santa Claus. Just last week, we told you that an Australian airline run by a homosexual (who is coincidentally…
Consider Bribing a Nonwhite Doctor to Give You the Vaccine Certificate
I have advised very seriously against taking the coronavirus vaccine, as I simply do not believe there is any possibility that it is going to do anything other than hurt…
Britain Claims That the Lockdown Reduced Infection Rate by 30%
“Imperial College London,” you say? That sounds legitimate. BBC: Coronavirus infections in England have fallen by about a third over lockdown, according to a major study. Some of the worst-hit…
New York: De Blasio Opens Elementary Schools After Closing Them
I don’t know who’s locking down who anymore! The Hill: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) announced his plans to reopen public New York City elementary schools in a reversal…
Belgium: Music Festival Organizers Helping Organize Massive Vaccination Facilities
You can’t rock out until we knock out this deadly virus! AP: With nothing on their agendas for months to come, music festival organizers in Belgium want to use their…
UK: Military Intelligence Running a Psychological Operation on the Public to Convince Them to Take Vaccine
The British government is deploying military intelligence to run psychological operations against the British public to convince them to take the coronavirus vaccine, a new report from the Sunday Times…
Oregon Preparing for a Mink Genocide
It’s already been established that when a mink tests positive, you commit a mink genocide. USA Today: An Oregon mink farm has reported an outbreak of COVID-19 among animals and workers.…
Airlines Assure People That Travel Will Go Back to Normal Sometime After 2024
They keep giving you these fake future dates when things are going to go back to normal. Nothing is ever going back to normal. The purpose of all of this…