Average American Watches 8 Hours of Movies and Series Per Day During Lockdown
Is this a glimpse of what people will do if a Universal Basic Income kind of thing ever happens? Study Finds: Just one more episode. Or five. That’s the mantra…
Germany: Nietzschean Superhuman Zoo Director Proposes Feeding Animals to Other Animals
This was always how things were meant to be. BBC: Zoos that should have been crowded in the sunny Easter holidays are now hard-up and asking for donations, as the…
UK: People are Told They’re Going to Suffer Even More Very Soon
“Your life was destroyed because people were afraid of the flu.” After maiming the economy because people got scared of the flu, the government of the United Kingdom is starting…
“Experts” Criticize Sweden’s Coronavirus Response, Demand Economic Destruction
Pictured: “experts” demanding a total lockdown. Sweden, unlike most Western countries, is not doing a lockdown. They have banned gatherings of more than 50 people and gave Swedes some basic…
Watch: Obese White Woman Attacks Brown People for Not Following Social Distancing Rules
This is the future of the West. Obese white women exploding in anger while brown people fantasize about beheading them. You watch that video, realize that is taking place in…
Sweden’s Chief Epidemiologist Defends “No Lockdown” Approach to Fake Pandemic
AP’s first photo of Swedes living normally features a black guy with white women, because of course. Every country under lockdown benefits from criticizing Sweden’s approach to fighting the alleged…
UK: Police Stop Car of Man Trying to Escape from His Wife and Kids During Lockdown
Pictured: Your typical guy trying to escape a global lockdown. Imagine if police stopped a woman fleeing from an abusive household and forced her to go back, telling her that…
Germany: People Attack Cops with Rocks and Ironbars for Enforcing Social Distancing
Anti-quarantine riot! In Germany! We hope it was a Chaos Bringer style Germanic uprising using iron bars and rocks. Though it does sound like the work of vibrants. The fact…
France: Macron Extends Lockdown for a Month
It doesn’t look like the lockdown madness will end anytime soon in France. Daily Mail: French President Emmanuel Macron tonight apologised for his government ‘not being prepared enough’ for the…
Your New Daddy Bill Gates Says He Won’t Give You an A-Grade
Pictured: Bill Gates holding a jar full of poop. Bill Gates is a software thief who managed to successfully lobby the US government to establish his mediocre stolen software as…