The ancient evil entity of unknown origins that currently goes by the name “Greta Thunberg” has recently threatened to hurt or possibly kill world leaders if they refused to comply with her list of vague but weather-related demands.

She was so blinded by her thirst for blood that she almost revealed her true form in a Twitter exchange with a railway service.

Unfortunately, she was able to stop herself before she blew her cover in front of the entire internet.

But we know.

Daily Mail:

Greta Thunberg engaged the German railway service Deutsche Bahn in Twitter warfare after sharing a photo of herself sitting on the floor of a packed train.

The 16-year-old Swede, who was later upgraded to First Class, wrote on Saturday: ‘Traveling on overcrowded trains through Germany. And I’m finally on my way home!’

In a stinging reply, DB said: ‘Dear #Greta, thank you for supporting us railroad workers in the fight against climate change! We were pleased that you were on the ICE 74 with us on Saturday. And with 100 percent green electricity.

‘It would have been even nicer if you had also reported how friendly and competent you were looked after by our team at your seat in first class.’

Thunberg, who was returning from the COP25 climate summit in Madrid, quickly wrote back: ‘Our train from Basel was taken out of traffic. So we sat on the floor on 2 different trains. After Göttingen I got a seat. This is no problem of course and I never said it was.

‘Overcrowded trains is a great sign because it means the demand for train travel is high!’

DB followed up their tweets with a press release, in which they added that Greta’s travel companions ‘were sitting in first class from Frankfurt onwards’.

As a First Class passenger, Thunberg would have had access to more legroom in plush leather seats, free food and drink, as well as complimentary WiFi and newspapers.

On top of free transatlantic yacht rides and free Tesla car rides, she gets free food and drinks and who knows what more.

She should start demanding that governments provide to all the people all the free stuff that she has been receiving.

It would boost her popularity.

Her online run-in with DB came just hours after she had spoken before a furious climate protest in Turin, Italy, and said that she would ‘put leaders against the wall’ if they continued running away from their climate obligations.

She later apologised for the remark, claiming that a Swedish phrase had been lost in translation.

‘Yesterday I said we must hold our leaders accountable and unfortunately said “put them against the wall”. That’s Swenglish: ‘att ställa någon mot väggen’ (to put someone against the wall) means to hold someone accountable. That’s what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language.’ Ms Thunberg wrote.

‘But of course I apologise if anyone misunderstood this. I can not enough express the fact that I – as well as the entire school strike movement – are against any possible form of violence. It goes without saying but I say it anyway.’

That is a serious blow to Greta Thunberg’s credibility.

She leads a movement of teenagers who are trying to SAVE THE PLANET from the Total Climate Apocalypse, yet violence is off limits?

Isn’t the world about to end?

There is no Planet B, Greta.

It seems that these teenagers’ commitment to saving Earth goes as far as one day of street protests a week.

If the situation is as dire as they say it is, then one would assume that their actions would reflect that — especially considering that climate talks are not working.

Daily Mail:

Marathon UN climate talks ended last night with a slim compromise that sparked widespread disappointment.

Major polluters resisted calls for ramping up efforts to keep global warming at bay and negotiators postponed debate about rules for international carbon markets for another year.

Organisers kept delegates from almost 200 nations in Madrid far beyond Friday’s scheduled close of the two-week talks.

In the end, negotiators endorsed a general call for greater efforts to tackle climate change and several measures to help poor countries respond and adapt to its impacts.

UN Secretary-General António Guterres said he was ‘disappointed’ by the meeting’s outcome.

When Greta threatened world leaders, she displayed determination.

Now she’s going back on her word and saying that her Climate Army won’t even do the Hong Kong protesters’ thing to secure the future of the planet, which makes one wonder if she even believes that the world is in danger to begin with.

Could be that mutant retard girl is only in this for the free yacht rides, free first class seats, attention of celebrities, global adoration and everything else she’s getting.

Could also be that she’s an ancient demon creature attempting to destroy the remnants of Christian civilization with a bunch of bizarro gobbledygook about how she’s going to change the weather by creating a global government and forcing people to eat bugs.

If Greta Thunberg had a heart, this would make her feel sadness.

Daily Mail:

A UN climate summit is at risk of collapsing today after all-night negotiations between countries left them more divided than ever over on how to fight global warming and pay for its ravages, having already gone into overtime for the talks.

Delegates from across the world have been in Madrid for the COP 25 conference for nearly two weeks attempting to work towards a deal for countries to commit to new carbon emissions cuts by the end of 2020.

Diplomats from rich nations, emerging giants and the world’s poorest countries – each for their own reasons – found fault in a draft agreement put forward by meeting host Chile in a botched attempt to strike common ground.

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Faced with five-alarm warnings from science, deadly extreme weather made worse by climate change, and weekly strikes by millions of young people, negotiations in Madrid were under pressure to send a clear signal that governments are willing to double down in tackling the crisis.

But the 12-day talks, now deep into overtime, had retreated even further from this goal on Saturday.

‘It appears that we are going backwards on the issue of ambition when we should be calling for a quantum leap in the other direction,’ Marshall Islands climate envoy Tina Stege said.

‘I need to go home and look my children in the eye and say we got an outcome that is going to ensure their future, and the future of all of our children,’ she added, a catch in her voice.

Careful there, climate envoy. Talking about ensuring the future of our children has an awfully white supremacist ring to it.

Veteran observers of UN climate talks were stunned by the state of play nearly 24 hours after the negotiations had been set to close.

‘I have never seen such a disconnect between what the science requires and the people of the world demand, versus what the climate negotiations are delivering,’ said Alden Meyer, strategy and policy director at the Union of Concerned Scientists.

Alden Meyer presumes to know what “the people of the world” demand but it’s mostly teenage girls who are following Greta Thunberg and doing the protests, and even among teenage girls there’s disagreement over the legitimacy of Thunberg’s claim to the Climate Throne.

Most people don’t want to be shamed or taxed for eating meat, or to be forced to ditch their cars and to ride their bicycles with an umbrella on rainy days.

The reality is that most people can’t afford Tesla cars and yachts, so making normal cars and airplane tickets even more expensive is not really a popular idea among most people other than overexcited teenage girls.

‘The one thing in Paris that gave us hope was that the deal is going to be strengthened over time,’ said Mohamed Adow, Director of Power Shift Africa, referring to the 196-nation Paris climate treaty.

‘If that doesn’t come through, Madrid will have failed.’

The push for a strengthening of voluntary carbon cutting plans is led by small-island and least-developed states, along with the European Union.

Leave it to the European Union to side with the people who want to weaken white countries.

Ministers from this ‘high ambition coalition’ have called out countries they see as blocking a consensus call for all countries to step up, notably the United States, Australia and Saudi Arabia.

China and India, the world’s No. 1 and No. 4 carbon emitters, meanwhile, have made it clear they see no need to improve on their current emissions reduction plans, which run to 2030.

These emerging giants have chosen instead to emphasise the historical responsibility of rich nations to lead the way and provide financing to poor countries.

China and India are both like “yeah we’re doing lots of contamination and carbon emissions but what about colonialism tho?”

They refuse to stop their current strategies aimed at strengthening their countries while the European Union is desperate to weaken white countries. It goes to show which governments actually have the best interests of their people in mind.

The United States, which is leaving the landmark Paris climate deal next year, was accused of acting as a spoiler on a number of issues vital to climate-vulnerable nations.

This included so-called ‘loss and damage’ funding to help disaster-hit countries repair and rebuild.

‘The US has not come here in good faith,’ said Harjeet Singh, climate lead with charity ActionAid.

‘They continue to block the world’s efforts to help people whose lives have been turned upside down by climate change.’

They want to pin every natural disaster on Climate Change and then blame white people for Climate Change and have white countries throw even more money at brown and black countries “to repair and rebuild.”

It’s all a big scam.

She’s wearing makeup.

It is somewhat sad to see this creature being used as some kind of inside joke by the UN overlords.

She gave yet another speech preaching to the choir, doing her usual “I want you to panic” bit and explaining that people have to stop not being united behind the science in order to prevent some kind of Climate Apocalypse.

To reach the microphone, she had to use a step.

This is a new low for Greta Thunberg.

What a comically tiny critter.

Daily Mail:

Activist Greta Thunberg today accused political and business leaders of polishing their images rather than taking aggressive action in the fight against climate change at the UN climate talks.

In a speech given at the COP25 talks in Madrid, Spain, the teenager also criticised governments for avoiding taking action to cut greenhouse gas emissions and ‘not behaving as if we are in an emergency’.

Greta, who inspired the school strikes for the climate movement, said: ‘The biggest danger is not inaction; the real danger is when politicians and CEOs are making it look like real action is happening, when in fact almost nothing is being done apart from clever accounting and creative PR.’

She said the science showed that, at the current rate of emissions, the world is set to use up the whole ‘carbon budget’ – the amount of pollution that can be put into the atmosphere and still keep global warming to 1.5C – in eight years.

Countries previously committed to curbing global warming at ‘well below’ 2C above pre-industrial levels and to pursue efforts to keep temperature rises to 1.5C in the Paris Agreement secured in 2015.

Global problems require global solutions, and global solutions just so happen to require global governments.

That “carbon budget” thing is highly likely to be yet another failed global warming and climate change prediction.

None of the things that the climate people have been saying will happen have happened.

Governments meeting at the talks are now under pressure to take more ambitious action to cut greenhouse gases, which continue to rise, to avoid the worst effects of climate change.

Greta, 16, warned that ‘even at 1C people are dying from the climate crisis‘ and the science showed that going beyond 1.5C risks destabilising the climate and hitting irreversible tipping points such as melting glaciers and permafrost.

What are the “worst effects” of it? According to CNN, it’s mostly the primitive-skinned who are affected, which is actually a pretty great effect considering that they’re overpopulating everything.

She said: ‘Finding holistic solutions is what the COP should be all about, but instead it seems to have turned some kind of opportunity for countries to negotiate loopholes and to avoid raising their ambition.

‘Countries are finding clever ways around having to take real action, like double-counting emissions reductions, and moving emissions overseas, and walking back on their promises to increase ambitions, or refusing to pay for solutions or loss and damage. This has to stop.’

There it is. Of course it is white people who have to pay for solutions, pay for Climate Reparations, and pretty much do all the work.

It is our duty as Climate Sinners to atone for our weather mistakes.

‘Zero by 2050 means nothing if high emissions continue for even a few years. Then the remaining budget will be gone.’

She said real, drastic emissions cuts were needed, and carbon had to stay in the ground to keep temperature rises below 1.5C.

Greta and the rest of the climate change warriors talk as if it was proven that these things that the weather does are a consequence of the actions of men.

It’s not.

Any natural disaster, storm, earthquake, volcano eruption, variance in temperature, and pretty much anything happening in nature nowadays can and will be attributed to “climate change” despite the fact that these things were happening way before carbon emissions were a thing.

If they want to pin all of those things to man-made climate change, they should provide a very good explanation for why literally the same things had a different cause in the past.

It was actually shocking that they didn’t blame the recent volcano eruption in New Zealand on “climate change.” They easily could have done so. None of this is scientific at all, so they could have just said something like “it seems that heating up the atmosphere is also having a knock-on effect, and heating up the magma inside of the earth.” No one would have blinked, other than people who were already blinking.

The allegedly 16-year-old Total Climate Commander looks sadder than ever.

Daily Mail:

Climate change activist Greta Thunberg looked serious today as she left a meeting at the global climate change summit in Spain.

The Swedish environmentalist, 16, was seen leaving the Complutense University of Madrid after attending an event at the social summit for the climate.

She looked serious as she wrapped up in a blue and grey tracksuit as she left the building along with streams of other people who had attended the meeting.

“Looked serious” is an important understatement.

She looked dead inside. Empty. Gone.

There is nothing behind her eyes.

“How dare he?”

She appears to be coming to terms with the fact that a tiny, balding, frail-looking aging woman past her prime being the only voice of the youth in regards to climate change isn’t the brightest of ideas.

At the meeting she said she wants to take a secondary role at the two events she will attend in the second week of the summit, saying ‘I don’t want to be the only voice of youth at the summit,’ according to people present.

The social summit for the climate takes place from the 2nd to the 13th of December during the COP25 Climate Conference.

She should have thought of that before giving the media what it needed to turn her into the climate change icon.

The attention must have felt good at first, but now she’s likely realizing that along with her fame came responsibility and that people will scrutinize her — especially when she’s promoting the vegan diet while looking like Smeagol midway through his transition into Gollum.

Greta’s appearance today comes after she said on Friday that the global wave of school strikes for the climate over the past year has ‘achieved nothing’ because greenhouse gas emissions have continued to rise.

She said that although schoolchildren had been striking around the world, this ‘has not translated into action’ from governments.

In her speech she also warning world leaders that a growing youth-led protest movement meant they could no longer hide.

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‘The current world leaders are betraying us and we will not let that happen anymore,’ Thunberg said in a brief speech to the protesters, some of whom had chanted ‘We Love You Greta.’

What are they going to do, though?

They could start by making the “Friday” school strike climate protest things into full-week climate riots. Their apocalyptic tone, combined with the fact that they’re only skipping school one day a week always seemed weird.

If they want to make their stand to save the planet or whatever, then they should go all the way through.

If the planet is really at risk, there is no time for Friday-only measures.

There is no planet B.

‘Change is coming whether you like it or not because we have no other choice,’ she said.

About 15,000 marchers took part, according to a municipal official in Madrid.

Young activists formed a human shield to protect Thunberg, but the crush of onlookers was so intense that she had to be whisked to the stage at the end of the rally in a red electric car.

That “change is coming whether you like it or not” slogan-like line that she likes to use, and her being against climate change, make for a comic combination.

Climate change is coming whether you like it or not, Greta.

Embrace the Ice.

Just look at that jaw. Those eyes. Those wrinkles.

Elayna Carausu (left in the picture above) is 10 years older than Greta Thunberg but looks much more youthful and healthier next to her.

In fact, Greta doesn’t even look female.

Then there’s that old picture of her from 1898 raising questions about her true nature.

Is she really 16?

Is she even human?

Daily Mail:

Greta Thunberg arrived in Madrid clutching her ‘climate strike’ protest sign on Friday, as she prepares to lead marchers at a UN summit taking place in the city.

The 16-year-old was pictured at Chamartin Railway Station in the Spanish capital shortly before 9am, having travelled for 10 hours by train from Lisbon.

If she’s really 16 and already looks like this:

What is she going to look like when she’s 30?

Her looks are not really doing the vegan diet a favor. But then again, the looks of most vegans don’t do the vegan diet any favors.

Having all of these prematurely aged and unhealthy looking people telling you that the vegan diet is healthy for you and good for the environment is comic, to say the least.

It comes after she spent three weeks sailing to the Portuguese capital from the US on board a catamaran – shunning air travel because of the environmental impact.

Thunberg, whose weekly demonstrations outside Stockholm’s parliament have morphed into a global protest movement, will demand that world leaders take bolder steps to tackle the world’s climate crisis.

After leaving the station she climbed into an electric car and was driven to an undisclosed location alongside father Svante.

The COP25 summit in Madrid opened on Monday, with 200 countries pledging a ‘green revolution’ on the first day.

Her Highness is getting free yacht and electric car rides left and right, yet she adopts a self-righteous and hateful attitude towards evil climate-harming commoners.

There’s no sign of the Friday climate strikes stopping anytime soon, so we’re going to see a lot more of this little freak soon.

Greta missed last Friday’s climate strikes as heavy winds delayed her arrival to Lisbon, but she is due to join thousands of activists marching in Madrid this week on the fringes of the COP25.

The two-week gathering kicked off on Monday with UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres warning that the planet had reached a ‘point of no return’.

Top priorities include establishing a common time frame for countries to implement their national climate commitment plans, and resolving the issue of international carbon markets – the only aspect of the Paris rule book which delegates failed to agree on at last year’s COP24 in Poland.

The whole Climate Apocalypse boogeyman has persuaded the younger generations that it is in their best interest to take action against their best interests, and now we have an army of kids rallying every week behind Greta’s banner, demanding that our countries kill their economies so that the third world can “catch up” to us.

They are convinced that every unexpected and undesired behavior of the weather is the consequence of humans eating meat, driving cars, and doing stuff.

To them, everything that happens to the climate that doesn’t conform to their idea of what the climate should be like is the consequence of Climate Change.

Their position is  — very conveniently — one that can’t be challenged.