European Union Declares War on African Coffee
Well, they declared war on cigarettes. No one should have expected that coffee was safe. Coffee is the brother of cigarettes. The Guardian: The first white flowers are starting to…
Starbucks Debuts Pig-Flavored Coffee in China
American companies are, you know, struggling a bit to appeal to the Chinese. China is the biggest, richest market in the world, by a lot, and they’re really not into…
Japan: School Principal Loses Job and Retirement Pay for Overfilling Coffee Cup at Convenience Store
Some Japs think the penalty is too lenient, and he should’ve been forced to commit seppuku. Personally, I agree. Asahi Shimbun: A junior high school principal lost his job and…
Shock as Kids Who Consume Energy Drinks Have “Mental Health Issues” (Caffeine Side Effects)
I don’t think the government should regulate energy drinks. Some people need them if they’re working late or what not, and anyway, it’s not any of the government’s business. However,…
Irish Town Bans Single-Use Coffee Cups
Related: Shock as Retardo Paper Straws Actually More Toxic Than Plastic Leave it to the Irish to be on the forefront of the latest retarded nonsense. I actually support this,…
Now They’re Trying to Ban Energy Drinks for Teens!
Most energy drinks do not even have as much caffeine as coffee. The problem is not the caffeine, it’s the sugar – which is the same as in any other…
Sweden: Hoax Essay About Milk’s Racism Against Coffee Wins Academic Praise
The mainstream narrative about society, and about white people, is so stupid that no one can tell if it is satire or not. You could submit satire essays from the…
Coffee Increases Fat Loss Through Brown Fat Stimulation But Also the Chances of Losing a Pregnancy
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer October 15, 2019 Recent research suggests that a cup of coffee can help people lose weight both in the form of fat and pregnancies, which means…
Man Burns McDonald’s Employee with Hot Coffee Because It was Too Watery
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer September 15, 2019 I don’t really know what to say other than that we’ve all been there. Fox 17 Nashville: Metro Police arrested a man they…
Based Coffee Robot About to Put Millions of Shitlib Baristas Out of Work
Roy Batty Daily Stormer March 25, 2019 There is nothing that I hate more than a coffee shop barista. No other profession is such a cock tease. No other profession…