European Union to Charge Airlines for Changing the Weather
If carbon dioxide is now “pollution,” then how long until the government decides to fine the peasants for breathing? Reuters: The European Union reached a deal in the early hours…
UK: Poll Shows 70% of Kids Aged 7-12 Terrified of Cow Farts Changing the Weather
Telling kids that everyone is going to die because the weather is changing is very serious abuse. No one has even explained what the threat is. The concept of manmade…
Macron Says US Climate Scheme to Hurt EU Economy, “Fragment the West”
#Macron on the #IRA at 🇫🇷 embassy: “the choices made, whose goals I share (…) will fragment the West bc they create such differences between 🇺🇸 & Europe, that those…
Climate Guru Greta Thunberg Sues Sweden for Disobeying Her Orders
Today on Black Friday is the perfect day to sue the state over its insufficient climate policies. So that’s what we did. See you in court! #Aurora #ClimateTrials #UprootTheSystem —…
Women Lead Climate Reparations Fight Because Women are Better Than Men at Everything
It’s shameful that any single man is involved in global warming at all. Men are supposed to prize righteousness and the truth over money – especially over so little money…
EU Agrees to Climate Reparations Fund to Atone for Sin of Causing Natural Disasters
More than 40 million people in the Horn of Africa are currently experiencing climate induced hungers crisis. Pakistan is faced with $30 billion worth of loss and damage from the…
Jeff Bezos Announces He’s Going to Use Most of His Net Worth to Fight Weather
In a world where the ass was swampy, one man was brave enough to get down in the swamp and push back against swamp ass. That man was Jeff Bezos…
Slovenia: Former CNN Intern Elected as Country’s First Supreme Mommy
This woman was also Melania Trump’s lawyer. That is how most of the media is talking about her. This implies, subtly, that she is some kind of right-winger. In fact,…
Climate Reparations: Cows Farting in America Make Poor Somalians Suffer, So You Must Pay Up
Pushback against the global warming agenda has ceased completely. The mainstream rightists who used to criticize the theory of global warming have been bullied into submission by leftist lunatics…
We Should Consider Blocking Out the Sun to Stop Global Warming, Latest UN Science Says
These weird people are once again attempting to enact a Simpsons episode against us. Reuters: At the COP27 conference in Egypt, delegates have at their disposal decades of research into…