You are Dropping Five Hiroshima Atomic Bombs Into the Oceans Every Second
We have to obey the wizards. This climate change hoax, along with the coronavirus hoax, are two big components of the machinery taking society towards a future where no one…
Google Maps Now Shows Most Fuel Efficient Route Besides Fastest, to Fight Climate Change
Leftism isn’t a religion, but we do recommend that you drive a different route that is going to take longer so that you can help to change the weather. From…
Greta Thunberg Says “So Many” Climate Activists Have Autism and Depression
The Guardian asked Greta to cover herself in fake oil and take pictures, but it is not clear if doing the one-eye thing was her idea. On Saturday, The Guardian…
Bioscience Company Raises 15 Million Dollars to Create Elephant – Woolly Mammoth Hybrids
This has all the makings of a really funny horror movie where lots of people get squished and squashed in hilariously painful ways. Let’s hope I’m right. The Guardian: Ten…
They’re Coming for Your Gym Protein Now, Claiming It Damages the Weather
On Wednesday, The Guardian published a piece by feminist activist Sirin Kale claiming that protein shakes are destroying the planet. Kale has a face that looks really squiggly and disgusting.…
World’s Biggest Cow Fart-Sucking Device Inaugurated in Iceland
Of course, the people making these will be selling them for a profit. It’s only fair. This sucking hasn’t even begun. The Guardian: The world’s largest plant designed to suck…
Eat Bugs! 20 Meat and Dairy Firms Change the Weather More Than Germany, Britain, or France
You have to eat these bugs! There’s no choice! There is no way out of this meal…! The Guardian: Twenty livestock companies are responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions…
CNN: The Taliban Control Minerals The World “Desperately” Needs to Survive Climate Change
If the US wanted to control these minerals, maybe they should have opened up trade deals with the Taliban instead of invading their country and trying to force them to…
If Cows Continue to Fart, Humanity Will Face a Climate Catastrophe Regardless of Carbon Cuts
You will eat bugs, and you will be happy, goy. Just like the vaxx can’t save you from the deadly Delta Variant, there is no possible way you are going…
Every 3 Americans that Live, 1 Person Dies in the Planet, Because of Climate Change
You did this. The climate change hoax is being directly positioned next to the fake pandemic. Just like with the virus hoax, people who refuse to comply with the new…