Fungus Takes Over Cicadas and Turns Them Into Horny Trannies High on Amphetamine
It sounds like this fungus is a lot like what Disney does to human children. Maybe they should call it “Disney Fungus”? New York Post: With their bulging red eyes…
Eat the Cicada, Peasant! Eat the Bug! Cook the Bug and Eat the Bug! Save the Planet!
Those aren’t medjool dates in the cookies pictured above. They’re cicada nymphs. Powerful people want you to eat these bugs. They’re full of protein, they say. AP: Cicadas are poised…
Billions of Locusts to Descend on United States
No omens here, guys. Just your standard swarm of locu – of cicadas. They’re called “cicadas,” bigot. The Guardian: Billions of cicadas that have spent 17 years underground are set to emerge…