Pope Francis Says “There is an Air of Faggotness in the Vatican”
VATICAN ‘There is an air of fagg*tness in the Vatican’ Pope Francis is quoted by ANSA News Agency as saying this to a gathering of priests today pic.twitter.com/GOPqWjkXEc — Catholic…
Pope Francis Invites Shitty “Comedians” to Vatican to Celebrate Diversity
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Vatican just announced that Pope Francis will meet with the ‘top comedians’ from America. The United States is sending what they consider their funniest and most successful…
United Methodist Church Loses Over 1 Million Members in 1 Day After Ivory Coast Churches Secede
Remember last month, when the delegates of this “church” voted for faggot priests? The blacks are not on board with the gay. But whites are so obsessed with the gay,…
Pope Anus Appoints 3 Pro-Anal Prelates to Vatican Doctrinal Office in Honor of “Pride Month”
Pope Francis today appointed the following three prelates as members of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith. All have defended the Church’s moral teaching and marriage between a…
Pope Francis Tells Young Priests “Gossip is a Women’s Thing” Days After Faggot Controversy
Previously: Pope Francis Drops “Faggotness” Slur to Confuse Catholics About Direction of the Church Pope Faggot Apologizes for Fellow Faggots, Vatican Says Church Should be Busting with Cocksucking Faggots Originally,…
High Schooler Apologizes for Spreading Christianity at Graduation Ceremony
This brave young man, Micah Price preached the saving grace of Jesus Christ at his high school graduation and then was denied his diploma after… 🧵 pic.twitter.com/uwnLPTMe5G — Jon Root…
Scotland: Latest Census Shows Majority of Population is Atheist
Atheists believe that life created itself somehow and then started transforming into different animals. Then fish transformed into monkeys. How is this more rational than a talking snake? Frankly, Christians…
Pope Francis Says Trying to Stop Migrants from Crossing Southern Border is Madness
Pope Francis, in the first-ever interview of a pope with an American TV network, speaks candidly with @NorahODonnell about many topics, including the migrant crisis in the U.S.: “The migrant…
Churches Should Have Armed Security, Experts Say
In America, people hunt down and kill Christians. So Christians have to have guns in the church to prevent being murdered. Very free country. Greatest country ever, in fact. New…
Germany: President of Major Protestant Charity Wants to Fire Any Employees That Vote for the AfD
You don’t even have to be a public supporter of the party. All you have to do is vote for them, and you get banned from “German Christianity.” “German Christianity”…