chris pratt – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Fri, 17 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png chris pratt – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Joe Rogan Says People Hate Chris Pratt Because He’s a Christian https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/12/17/joe-rogan-says-people-hate-chris-pratt-because-hes-a-christian/ Fri, 17 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Joe still does some nice things.

Actually, in fact – I’m 100% for Joe because he’s anti-vax. I can’t even remember the gay shit he did that I was angry about anymore.

But I will never download Spotify.

Never, no matter what happens in this universe, will I ever download Spotify.

Daily Caller:

Joe Rogan talked about how Chris Pratt is the “nicest guy” and said the left attacks him because the actor “believes in Jesus” and is “open” about his faith.

During a clip from “The Joe Rogan Experience” podcast posted Tuesday on YouTube, the host talked about meeting the “Guardians of the Galaxy” star when the two went hunting for elk once and said Pratt is “nice to everybody.”

“Even Chris Pratt gets in trouble because he’s Christian,” Rogan explained, as his guest Mike “Beeple” Winkelmann noted how the 42-year-old actor was called the “worst Chris” in Hollywood.

The host said Chris is the “nicest guy” he’s “ever met in his life” and said that he “doesn’t give a fuck what” those who don’t like the superstar actor “think.”

“They’re all insane people that hate their jobs that are sitting in front of the cubicle, when their boss isn’t looking they’re tweeting bad things about Chris Pratt,” Joe said. “He’s not done nothing. He’s so nice.”

“He’s kind of outside the lines in terms of his ideology,” he added. “He’s a Christian and pretty open about it, and because of that they attack him.”

“It’s something so simple, like he just believes in Jesus,” the comedian continued. “And he likes, you know, he likes to be a good person and they’re like ‘fuck him!’”

Thank you, Joe.

Joe is apparently hard to cancel, but it’s kind of surprising Chris hasn’t been yet.

I think he’s not actually starring in the third Jurassic World movie, which is probably a blessing (it’s an “ensemble”).

Kinda cool to bring back Sam Neill though.

I’ll watch it.

He’s also doing the voice of Mario.

Pratt’s wife, who was about 6 notches below him on the 1-10 scale, divorced him when she was 41.

Sad about their son, but she has a right to find happiness, you know? And maybe she can do better? Find a man who really makes her truly happy all the time forever?

The only problem I have with Pratt is that he doesn’t talk publicly about the fact he’s on steroids.

I’m against steroids, but I can at least understand doing cycles if you’re in superhero movies.

He goes off cycle when he’s not filming (which is a lot healthier, probably).

But people should be honest.

How many men think his body is natural and he just ate lean chicken breast and used the pec deck?

It’s humiliating to men to go to the gym and work hard and then feel confused as to why their bodies don’t look like people who are using these drugs.

Another thing I respect about Joe Rogan – he admits constantly that he’s on TRT and says it’s the only reason his body looks like it does. I don’t think I know of any other celebrities that say that.

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Chris Pratt Does a Racism by Wearing Snek on His T-Shirt https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/17/chris-pratt-does-a-racism-by-wearing-snek-on-his-t-shirt/ Wed, 17 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
July 17, 2019

Chris Pratt is one of the few conservatives in Hollywood. He loves Jesus and makes a big show of it, which always triggers the kikes and their minions.

His latest stunt, however, was simply a step too far!

Yahoo News:

Chris Pratt is facing criticism over a T-shirt he was pictured wearing featuring a controversial symbol.

The Marvel star’s top shows the American flag with a coiled snake over the top and a message underneath which reads “Don’t Tread On Me.”

The writing and snake combo on its own is depicted on the Gadsden flag; a symbol created by Christopher Gadsden, a Charleston-born brigadier general in the Continental Army.

It came to prominence during the Revolutionary War of the US by colonists who wanted independence from Great Britain.

That’s right. The Gadsden flag is now considered a hate symbol, apparently.

Although it is one of the symbols and flags used by the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team, over the years the flag has been adopted by Far Right political groups like the Tea Party, as well as gun-toting supporters of the Second Amendment.

It has therefore become a symbol of more conservative and far right individuals and, according to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of the US, it also is “sometimes interpreted to convey racially-tinged messages in some contexts.”

The Tea Party was a failure of a movement that managed to get Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan elected and nothing else. And only after the movement fizzled out did the media retroactively figure out that the snek is akshully a White Supremacist symbol.

Although… the more I think about it, the more the media might actually be right on this.

Think about it: sneks enjoy eating rats – a clear anti-Semitic allusion if ever there was one. Sneks are also notoriously pro-gun.

They’re also highly memeable:

The Jews fear anything with organic meme potential.

No wonder they hate sneks and think they’re a symbol of White Supremacy.

This goes way back – even beyond Chris Pratt.

Chris is tapping into primordial forces that he doesn’t understand!

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Posobiec and Cernovich Ruined the Only Disney Film Series I Actually Like https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/08/02/posobiec-and-cernovich-ruined-the-only-disney-film-series-i-actually-like/ Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 2, 2018

I don’t see why Mike Thernovich and Jack “Ratfucker Jack” Posobiec could have gone after the people making the new Star Wars movies. Or the guys that make ANY OTHER Marvel series.

Why attack Guardians, the only good one?

Especially over… politically incorrect jokes?

What’s next? Is Bob Iger going to cancel the contract I just signed to direct the next Punisher film because Therovich called him and told him I said “gas the kikes”?

RT:

The cast of Guardians of the Galaxy have published a letter in support of director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney earlier this month after a series of old tweets about rape and pedophilia reemerged, prompting public outrage.

Gunn’s past tweets, thousands of which have since been deleted, were highlighted on Twitter by conservative commentators Mike Cernovich and Jack Posobiec, resulting in an apology from Gunn for the “outrageous and taboo” jokes that he made earlier in his career. Disney chairman Alan Horn called Gunn’s tweets “indefensible” and said they did not live up to the film studio’s standards.

But now the cast of the blockbuster movies is coming out in support of their fired director in an open letter published on social media. The cast, which includes Chris Pratt, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel and Zoe Saldana, wrote that they look forward to working with Gunn again and that his story “isn’t over” yet.

The actors said that Gunn was a “good person” who was “put on trial”. They blamed the “growing political divide” in the US for the “character assassinations” and called on people to “stop weaponizing mob mentality”.

But not all movie fans appear to be as forgiving as Gunn’s Hollywood colleagues — and some didn’t see the funny side of pedophilia and rape jokes.

Chris Pratt is one of the ONLY single outspoken Christian actors in Hollywood.

Did you see that speech he gave at the MTV awards???

I understand it was a little bit cringey, but he couldn’t just give a full sermon and have it have an impact on the kids.

I haven’t seen someone do this since Mel Gibson.

And Thernovich and Ratfucker Jack want to destroy his main film vehicle?

Why? 

Well, they just want to do it to get in the media.

Which I understand, sort of – I destroyed Papa John’s life because I thought it was funny. However, Papa John was pretending his pizza was healthy, and no pizza is healthy.

I think it is no coincidence that this comes after Chris Pratt gave the Christian speech. I think Kike Disney was looking for an excuse to end this. Kike Avengers 3 already cucked his character.

Ironically, Chris Pratt was the first and only actor I’m aware of to outright mock the outrage culture that Thern and Ratfuck exploited to destroy Guardians.

Seriously – he’s a good man, these were both genuinely good films that I would let my own children watch. There is nothing bad in them. Yes, technically he is banging some Dominican bitch, but in the film she’s a space alien – and I don’t necessarily have any opinions on miscegenation with space aliens.

UPDATE: This is a collection of the actual Tweets, which I hadn't seen. And people in the comments are comparing them to Michael Ian Black's tweets about being a homosexual pedophile. Okay. But there are a lot fewer of them and they are a lot more likely to be viewed as actual jokes. I'm not going to defend those tweets. But there is a big difference. Furthermore, Jew Michael Ian Black was not fired or even criticized for a long history of tweets about being a homosexual pedophile.

My New Punisher Film

A certain person who is NOT ME named “Andre Wang Lin” has been signed to direct the newest Punisher film, which will take place in the Philippines and will have a cameo appearance by Rody Duterte.

The plot is that a connection is discovered between the drug dealers in the Flips and the ISIS terrorists, and guess who’s behind it? The US [KIKE] deep state. The Punisher figures it out and is sent in by Duterte KILL EVERYONE.

Yes, the plot does HEAVILY involve doing the General Blackjack Pershing – Mexican Hunter and Military Governor of the Flips – bit and soaking bullets in pigs blood to execute Moslems.

Honestly, I forgot Trump even said that. He said all kinds of stuff during the campaign that you are just like “wow, I can’t believe this guy just said that.”

He is a great man.

So was General Pershing.

I gotta include this folk song about him hunting Pancho Villa after he invaded America.

It’s a true story.

He never caught Pancho, and his mercenaries went rogue, staying in Mexico.

Here’s the lyrics.

Panhco Villa crossed the border in the year of ought sixteen
The people of Columbus still hear him riding through their dreams
He killed seventeen civilians you could hear the women scream
Blackjack Pershing on a dancing horse was waiting in the wings

Tonight we ride, tonight we ride
We’ll skin ole Pancho Villa, make chaps out of his hide
Shoot his horse, Siete Leguas, and his twenty-seven brides
Tonight we ride, tonight we ride

We rode for three long years till Blackjack Pershing called it quits
When Jackie wasn’t lookin’ I stole his fine spade bit
It was tied upon his stallion, so I rode away on it
To the wild Chihuahuan desert, so dry you couldn’t spit

Tonight we ride, you bastards dare
We’ll kill the wild Apache for the bounty on his hair
Then we’ll ride into Durango, climb up the whorehouse stairs
Tonight we ride, Tonight we ride

When I’m too damn old to sit a horse, I’ll steal the warden’s car
Break my ass out of this prison, leave my teeth there in a jar
You don’t need no teeth for kissin’ gals or smokin’ cheap cigars
I’ll sleep with one eye open, ‘neath God’s celestial stars

Tonight we rock, Tonight we roll
We’ll rob the Juarez liquor store for the Reposado Gold
And if we drink ourselves to death, ain’t that the cowboy way to go?

Tonight we ride, tonight we ride
Tonight we fly, we’re headin’ west
Toward the mountains and the ocean where the eagle makes his nest
If our bones bleach on the desert, we’ll consider we are blessed
Tonight we ride, Tonight we ride

Whatever you think of folk music, that’s pretty good, no?

Pershing was the mentor of General Patton, who he met when he was banging his sister after his entire family burned up.

Patton, famously, went on to win World War II for the allies and then regretted it, saying we should have allied with the Germans against the USSR, which he said was run entirely by filthy Jews who acted like animals. After he became military governor of Bavaria, he wrote letters saying the Nazi army should be kept together and he wanted to combine it with the US army and invade the Soviet Union. He was fired from his post for telling this to the press, comparing “this denazification thing” to “a Democratic and Republican election fight.”

Then he died in a mysterious car crash – pure coincidence, I assure you, goyim.

Later, George Lincoln Rockwell, the Leader of the American Nazi Party and a WWII vet, would come to the same conclusion as Patton – that we were on the wrong side of WWII.

Study Blackjack Pershing. Read the Wiki, at least.

This is what men used to be made of.

American men.

We were the best there ever was. 

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Chris Pratt Mocks the Faggotry of SJWs https://www.anglinarchive.com/2015/05/25/chris-pratt-mocks-the-faggotry-of-sjws/ Mon, 25 May 2015 00:00:00 +0000 Daily Stormer
May 25, 2015

I am really surprised he hasn’t been forced to apologize for this.

Honestly.

This has to really upset women, Jews, Blacks, gays, etc.

chris pratt

 

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