Gay Nerd Hong Kong Terrorist Leader Arrives in Britain to Promote War
The prince has returned to the homeland to call for Hong Kong to once again become a part of the British Empire, now known as “Global Anal Imperium IV.” CBC:…
Apple Moving Plants from China to India
Suicide nets were fine. But stopping antifa from rioting in Hong Kong? That’s just evil. This is wartime, baby. Reuters: Foxconn plans to invest up to $1 billion to expand…
State Department Warns Americans That the Chinese Will Kidnap Them
Whatever, dude. Reuters: The U.S. State Department warned American citizens on Saturday to “exercise increased caution” in China due to heightened risk of arbitrary law enforcement including detention and a…
Ohio: Racist White Sheriff Refuses to Enforce Masks
White racism is leading to many, many, many deaths from coronavirus as racist judges are refusing to enforce the mask law out of severe hatred for dark skin colors. Everyone…
FBI is Working Double Time to Track Secret Chinese Messages
In this time of great yellow peril, the FBI has turned into an old school band of gook-hunters, hot on the trail of the most dastardly and most slant-eyed gooks…
Everyone on Earth Hates Chinese People
Why do the Thais support Hong Kong, you ask? Find out, later on this page! Thai Enquirer: The hashtag #BoycottMulan trended in Thailand on Twitter on Friday as Thai netizens…
The Black Death is Back: Chinese City is Hit by the Plague, Issues Warnings
Time to be afraid of something ridiculous again, goyim. Daily Mail: Authorities in the northern Chinese region of Inner Mongolia have issued an early epidemic warning after a resident contracted…
China Rolls Out Computer with Chinese CPU and Operating System
Well, I’m sure this will be of similar quality to most Made in China products. And I don’t need to tell you what level of quality that is. You have…
State Department’s Man in Hong Kong Demands the Whole World Stand with Him
What right does this pedomorphic nerd have to demand anything from me? Why should I care about his weird problems? Why is the news media demanding that I care about…
Brutal Communist Chinks Have Officially Made Terrorism Illegal in Hong Kong
In true human rights democracy, citizens are permitted to riot inside of a shopping mall and break all the glass with bats and light the Christmas tree on fire. This…