China Release Viral Promotional Clip for World War, Includes Clips from Hollywood Movies
Our government is rushing us towards a world war with China, claiming that they have to do that to give the Chinese people access to anuses and to stop a…
Trump Cancels Plans to Cancel TikTok, Just Tells Them to Have a US Partnership
As of Saturday night, it appears that TikTok will not shut down on Sunday. President Trump appears to have actually been bluffing this entire time, which is sort of epic…
Judge Blocks Trump Order to Ban WeChat from App Stores
Well, apparently we’re still pretending the rule of law exists in America. Either that, or the Chinese bought off this judge. (The Chinese almost certainly bought off this judge.) ABC…
China to Restrict US Companies Following TikTok Ban
If I was the Chinese, I would ban every single US company from operating in China after this TikTok ban. This is the most disgusting attack on basic business operations…
You Know What Americans Should be Focused on Right Now? Taiwanese Independence.
Republican Representative Tom Tiffany knows that times are hard. He knows you lost your job. He knows the government has locked you in your house and banned you from going…
Star Wars Actor is Buttmad After He’s Replaced with an Asian Man in Chinese Perfume Ad
Sorry, buddy – no one wants to smell like a black guy. RT: British actor John Boyega is quitting as global ambassador for the UK perfume and scented candles giant…
China: Anal Psychopaths Whine That They Can’t Have an Anal March Through Shanghai
You people think I’m joking when I describe the Western attempts to overthrow the Chinese government as an “anal revolution.” I’m not joking. Man-on-man anal sex is the defining characteristic…
Chink Bitch Who Fled China to US Says She’s Publishing Proof Corona is an Engineered Virus
Well, I don’t trust this bitch. Seems CIA. News Australia: A Chinese virologist who fled to the US after claiming China covered up the coronavirus outbreak has vowed to publish…
Report: Chinese Think They Would Keep More Pride If TikTok US was Shut Down Rather Than Force-Sold
“China knowing the last thing that random teenage sluts from the internet copied to the clipboard on their iPhone is a grave threat to American security.” -Mike Pompeo I said…
West is Mad That China is Stealing the IMF’s Bit
We all know the thing, right? It’s from the 1990s. We all know about the IMF. We’re hearing a lot in the tubes about how China is dealing in unethical…