celebrity – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Sun, 01 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png celebrity – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 What Did Puffy Even Do? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/06/01/what-did-puffy-even-do/ Sun, 01 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000

I get that he’s a fag. We’ve got that.

But what did Puff Daddy actually do?

It looked like he sodomized Justin Bieber, but he’s not being charged with that.

What did he do?

Does anyone know?

This is looking like a Weinstein type situation, frankly.

I don’t know what he did.

Is he in the Illuminati?

I don’t agree with pissing on people or whatever, but is that against the law?

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Jay-Z Accused Anonymously of Raping 13-Year-Old at Puff Daddy Party a Quarter Century Ago https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/12/09/jay-z-accused-anonymously-of-raping-13-year-old-at-puff-daddy-party/ Mon, 09 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Jay-Z doesn’t look like a rapist.

He looks like someone who would corner you in the jungle and demand you teach him the secret of making fire and singing about how he wants to learn how to be a human.

I’m sure Jay-Z wouldn’t break any consent laws.

He just

I can easily peg him as a real law-abider from his simian visage.

The cops have a good saying: “If it’s human, investigate. If it’s ape, let’s just wait.”

RT:

Rap star Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with fellow music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs at a party in 2000, NBC News reported on Sunday, citing a lawsuit. 

The suit was reportedly filed in the Southern District of New York in October, and originally listed only Combs as a defendant. It was refiled on Sunday to add Jay-Z, whose real name is Shawn Carter.

According to the anonymous accuser, reportedly identified as “Jane Doe” in the document, the assault happened at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party in 2000. At the time, the alleged victim was 13 years old, the news outlet noted.

And now, this anonymous person is 40.

Anonymous accusers are a joke and an insult to the entire legal system and civilization itself.

Any allegation like this made anonymously should just be dismissed out of hand. A court tried to do that in 2008 and it was overruled, and now every rape hoaxer destroys their victims anonymously, keeping their identities a secret even after the victim is proved innocent.

The lawsuit reportedly specified that the girl did not have a ticket, and was trying to gain access to the show at the Radio City Music Hall or an after-party by asking various limousine drivers to help. One of them allegedly told her that he was working for Combs and that she “fit what Diddy was looking for.” The driver reportedly invited her to a party after the show and told her to return to his car later in the evening after he transported Carter and Combs.

The suit claims that the driver later picked her up and drove to a white house with a U-shaped driveway. The accuser was forced to sign a document she believed was a nondisclosure agreement on arrival to enter the party, where she was offered a drink that made her feel “woozy, lightheaded and felt [like] she needed to lie down.” 

According to the document, shortly after she went into a room to rest, Combs and Carter entered with Diddy saying: “You are ready to party!” Carter then allegedly removed her clothes, held her down and raped her while Combs and an unnamed female celebrity looked on. Combs also raped the girl, the suit alleged, as Carter and the woman watched.

The lawsuit was filed and updated by Texas-based attorney Tony Buzbee, who represents more than a hundred other applicants who have made various sexual misconduct allegations against Combs. The rapper is currently being held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn as he awaits trial. It is the first suit in which the lawyer has named another high-profile defendant. Buzbee declined to comment on the latest developments to NBC News.

“Carter received a letter from Plaintiff’s counsel requesting a mediation to resolve this matter” before the suit was refiled Sunday, the media outlet noted, citing the document.

Yeah, she just wants money.

If she was drugged, how does she even remember?

This was 25 years ago.

I’m not saying Puffy didn’t do anything, he appears to have done some things, but this entire system of “accuse someone anonymously and hit the jackpot” does not belong in a serious civilization.

But of course, this isn’t a serious civilization, but rather a monkey sex show.

So, go figure.

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Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/07/13/alec-baldwin-cleared-of-retarded-manslaughter-charges/ Sat, 13 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000
Everyone who has ever known Alec Baldwin says he really is just the character from Glengarry Glen Ross. I’ve heard he didn’t even know he was filming a movie at first. They just told him to do a motivational speech to realtors.

You’ll all remember that as much as I dislike Alec Baldwin, I said from the beginning that this case was bullshit.

Actors point guns at each other and pull the trigger constantly. It happens hundreds of times in some films. It’s not the actor’s responsibility to make sure the guns are loaded with blanks. That is the job of the staff, and in this case, the producers hired a woman for the job, and unsurprisingly, someone died.

Baldwin was always the victim here. He has to live the rest of his life knowing he killed some woman when it was literally not his fault at all in any way.

He’s getting off on some technicality. But I think everyone knew this case was bullshit, and people just hate Alec Baldwin so they wanted him to be persecuted, generally.

RT:

A New Mexico judge has dismissed involuntary manslaughter charges against Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin, ruling that the prosecution withheld crucial evidence. 

In October 2021, Baldwin fired a revolver while rehearsing a scene on a film set, killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounding director Joel Souza. Baldwin denied wrongdoing, saying he had been assured the gun did not contain live rounds, and was safe to use.

The prosecutors argued in court that Baldwin “violated the cardinal rules of firearm safety.” The actor’s defense team, meanwhile, described the incident as an “unspeakable tragedy,” but stressed that Baldwin “committed no crime” because live rounds were never supposed to be delivered on set, according to ABC News.

The defense team asked the court to dismiss the case, arguing that the prosecution failed to disclose that it had been given a batch of rounds when Baldwin’s lawyers requested a review of ballistic evidence. Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer agreed that it was a major flaw in the prosecution’s handling of the case.

“The state’s wilful withholding of this information was intentional and deliberate,” Sommer said. “This disclosure over the course of trial is so late that it undermines the defendant’s preparation for trial. There is no way for the court to right this wrong.”

Yeah, see.

People just hate him and were trying to screw him.

I understand that sentiment.

But for me, I believe in justice for all.

Like Metallica says.

Anyway, with Alec – I actually like the idea of a guy who is just a complete asshole and everyone hates him and he doesn’t care. They release tape of him screaming at his 11-year-old daughter and he’s just like “yeah, well – fuck that bitch.”

But then he had to get all political.

Doesn’t getting all political just totally destroy the “complete asshole” character?

A real asshole would be like “look, I support the candidate whose gonna be putting the most money in my pocket. Full stop.”

It’s a pretty basic rule of life: don’t ever break character.

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That Guy From Friends (I Forget His Name) Is Finally Dead https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/10/29/that-guy-from-friends-i-forget-his-name-is-finally-dead/ Sun, 29 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +0000
Are they sure he wasn’t already dead? Because he looks dead in this picture.

Most of my day is spent sitting around, smoking cigarettes, drinking vodka, and waiting for people I dislike to die.

It’s always a true joy when it happens.

New York Post:

Matthew Perry has died at the age of 54, TMZ has reported.

The beloved “Friends” star was reportedly found dead in the jacuzzi of his home in the ritzy Pacific Palisades neighborhood of Los Angeles just after 4 p.m. on Saturday.

Beloved by whom? 

Law enforcement sources told TMZ that first responders rushed to the address after a call reporting a cardiac arrest. It’s currently unclear who phoned 911.

The sources said no drugs were found at the scene and no foul play is suspected.

In a statement, the Los Angeles Police Department told The Post: “We responded to the 1800 block of Blue Sail Rd for a death investigation on a male 4:10 p.m. this afternoon. He was in his 50s.”

Perry — who was not married and had no children — had a long history of drug and alcohol abuse.

He opened up about his decades-long battle with addiction in a memoir titled “Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing,” which was published last year.

“Addiction” is not real, by the way.

People who claim to have addiction actually have something called “I Refuse to Get My Shit Together Syndrome.” It’s the syndrome where you refuse to get your shit together, while claiming that you’re not responsible for your own decisions.

It’s just like HIV/AIDS is a hoax and those faggots just have GRIDS.

This nigger must have had a couple mill in the bank from that show, and yet he had floating floors, white walls, abstract art, a large indoor potted plant, and a purple sofa bed made of fuzzy synthetic materials in his home.

He appears to be drinking a large glass of soda-pop, like a child

He deserved to die a long time ago.

Actually Relevant

This is actually relevant, though I have a lot more to write today.

Most likely he “relapsed.” He was claiming to be “sober,” and people who claim that always (or virtually always, it’s something like 99% of the time) always “relapse.”

AA and other “addiction treatment” centers teach that you have a disease where if you have one drink of alcohol, the disease forces your hands to pour more alcohol into your mouth.

Therefore, if you believe this, because you only have power over the initial drink, if you violate their gay and retarded program of “never have a single drink because then the disease will take control of your hands,” if you ever take one drink, you believe you can’t stop. Because you believe you can’t stop, you don’t stop. Because you believe in “behavior disease,” you are able to surrender control of your own decision-making process to some other voodoo force.

Anyone who knows someone who got into AA knows about this. It needs more words. Examples and analogies and so on. But I don’t have time.

Anyway, he would mix pills – presumably benzos – with the alcohol. Other articles are saying he drown. Presumably, he “relapsed” and was drinking and pilling heavy (these AA people go heavy on the “relapse” period), and drown in the bathtub.

It’s really hard to drown in a bath tub no matter how drunk you are, unless you are also very old or otherwise seriously ill. But if you add benzos, yeah. You can pass out and basically sleep through the drowning, or have so little power in your arms and legs you can’t pull yourself up for air.

Frankly, I think families should start suing AA for killing people. It’s literally a brainwashing cult that teaches you you can’t control your decisions. It’s difficult to imagine anything more destructive. Scientology doesn’t have these results. I don’t think Scientology has killed anyone. AA has killed millions of people.

I can’t even go into what Friends did to society here, even though I’m sure that’s what everyone wants. Or, at least what anyone older than 30 wants. This was a mass phenomenon and actually more destructive than Sex in the City.

We’ll do that another time. Feel free to remind me.

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Kirstie Alley Dead at 71 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/12/06/kristie-alley-dead-at-71/ Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Actress Kirstie Alley has died at 71 from an unidentified rapid onset cancer.

She was an anti-vaxer.

I had to look that up, because at this point, I tend to just assume that any strange death must be a result of the vax.

Her death would have been a rare thing before the vax, even at her age. Women typically live into their 80s.

But with people in their 20s and 30s dying every day now, this is hardly big news.

I don’t really know anything about this woman, but I watched her Tucker Carlson interview last year. She was kinda funny.

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Chloë Grace Moretz Says Meme Destroyed Her Entire Life https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/09/30/chloe-grace-moretz-says-meme-destroyed-her-entire-life/ Fri, 30 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0000

This bitch is a very tragic case of getting made fun of on the internet.

New York Post:

Chloë Grace Moretz opened up about suffering from body dysmorphic disorder after a “horrific” “Family Guy” meme of herself went viral, admitting she became a “recluse.”

The “Kick-Ass” star revealed in an interview with Hunger magazine that the “joke” often posted on Twitter forced her to retract from the public eye.

“There was one meme that really affected me, of me walking into a hotel with a pizza box in my hand,” the 25-year-old said.

Moretz explained that “this photo got manipulated into a character from ‘Family Guy’ with the long legs and the short torso, and it was one of the most widespread memes at the time.”

The photograph was from 2016 and captured the actress carrying two pizza boxes while sporting an outfit consisting of a top, heels and shorts. The paparazzi snapshot was then edited into looking like her midsection was shortened and her legs were overly long. The shot was reminiscent of the “Family Guy” character Legs Go All the Way Up Griffin, so the cartoon from the show and Moretz’s pap shot were mockingly put side-by-side. Thus, a meme was born.

Heres’ the issue: that bitch was a child actress, and basically she just looked normal – if slightly within the Uncanny Valley (features too big for her face).

So then she grows up, and it turns out that her body is totally misshapen.

This is the unedited photo that people were making fun of:

Those are not normal proportions. For one, she’s got huge wide shoulders. Also, yes: the legs are absurdly long, in comparison to the smooshed torso.

This is yet another reason why we should not have child actresses – a reason that exists independent from the fact that they get molested by the Jews in Hollywood and become unhinged sluts that serve as role models for normal girls.

This same thing happened to that poor girl from Game of Thrones – she was a normal looking child who grew up to be a nasty hoe.

Everyone is losing here.

I actually feel bad saying “yeah, she looked normal, then turned into a complete freak mess.” I mean, I don’t actually feel bad saying that, because I don’t care. But most people will not say that.

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Satanic Mutant Freak Madonna Says Her Pet Negro Sex Toy Wears Her Clothes Better Than She Does https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/09/12/satanic-mutant-freak-madonna-says-her-pet-negro-sex-toy-wears-her-clothes-better-than-she/ Mon, 12 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0000

What did people think when this woman came out and called herself “Madonna”? Did they think that wouldn’t be something that would just get weirder and weirder?

New York Post:

While appearing on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” music and style icon Madonna revealed her son David Banda, 16, is already out-dressing her.

“He can put on any outfit and look swag as you know what,” she told Fallon on Wednesday night.

“It’s really irritating. He wears my clothes and looks better in them. He can even wear a dress and look butch.”

The “Material Girl” wasn’t joking. Back in May, the mother-son duo matched in Adidas outfits at the WBA World Lightweight Championship at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.

She is obviously having sex with this “son” of hers. How is that not obvious to everyone?

The dude apparently isn’t a total tranny, he just dresses up in women’s clothes to get these headlines.

“Madonna” herself is like something straight out of hell.

Along with her fake son sex toy, she has a mulatto sex toy.

Recently, she was pictured kissing a black woman.

What is going on with her and the blacks?

Why did people in the 1980s go along with allowing her to name herself after the Mother of God? She is actually Italian, so she was raised Catholic and knew what that word meant.

She played up this “Virgin” thing, doing “Like a Virgin” and various other blasphemous references.

I will say: a couple of those songs from the 1980s were pretty good.

I think of that era and genre, Whitney Houston was actually much better. Houston respectfully died at 50 before becoming a plastic surgery monster like Madonna and Cher. (Although Whitney was black, and black skin is thicker and so it droops less; all that means is that they wait a little bit longer to go full-plastic. However, also, plastic surgery might be easier with thick negro skin, I’m not sure. Either way, it was respectful for Whitney to overdose on drugs before becoming a nuisance to society.)

You would think when a woman is 65, and rich, she would be willing to just have sex with her blacks in private, instead of doing all of this surgery and continuing to be a public freak.

We have to stop women.

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Oh Wow lol https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/09/04/oh-wow-lol/ Sun, 04 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0000

This is a paparazzi photo of that dumb bitch Charlize Theron going around the tabloids today:

Frankly, that seems to sum up all of Western society at this point. Our civilization is that waterboard, being steered by white women, with blacks riding along looking bored and ungrateful.

These white women buying these blacks as pets – how is it not called “racist” and “fetishization”?

Why are they just allowed to buy black children?

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Tom Hank’s Son Chet Says He Never Had a Strong Male Role Model https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/02/17/tom-hanks-son-chet-says-he-never-had-a-strong-male-role-model/ Thu, 17 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Tom Hanks is the ultimate boomer faggot.

Couldn’t even raise his son with self-confidence, so his son became a tattoo wigger who dates blacks.

New York Post:

Tom Hanks’ son Chet Hanks claimed Tuesday that despite growing up with an Oscar-winning dad, he had no one to turn to as a celebrity kid.

“I didn’t have a strong male role model to tell me … ‘Bro, f–k these people. They are just jealous of you,’” Chet, 31, said in a video on his YouTube channel of the disrespect he endured from his peers for his wealth, fame and being perceived as “arrogant, entitled and spoiled.”

“‘You have all these things that they want, so they are trying to f–king throw their shade at you so you can feel s–tty about yourself because they are jealous.’ I needed to hear that,” he continued. “I didn’t have anyone to tell me that. This is me now telling the younger version of myself what I needed to hear then.”

The “White Boy Summer” rapper said people used to “make up their minds” about him before even getting to know him.

“It was extremely hard to break down their walls,” he shared. “So, I encountered a lot of disdain, a lot of animosity and negativity because everybody was just prepared to hate my guts.”

I’m sure it didn’t help that his father is also an (alleged) illuminati child trafficker with tunnels under his house.

But this is low self-esteem:

It’s pseduo-masculinity designed to mask insecurity.

I mean, I’m all for going to the gym. I’m not for tattoos. And I’m not for constantly posting “look I’m so strong” pictures. Those latter two scream “insecurity.”

So does dating black women, frankly.

Well frankly, dating any women screams low self-esteem.

Anyone who is a “boyfriend” has mommy issues.

Women are for breeding – not for being your friend.

If you need female friends – i.e., girlfriends – you are seeking the approval of women to verify your self-worth.

You don’t need that.

Your self-esteem has to come from inside yourself, from your work, from your accomplishments. A woman cannot give you self-esteem. So can only suck energy from your soul in exchange for bouts of approval which you, as a broken man, view as recognition of your self-worth.

Don’t ever be a boyfriend.

Don’t get tattoos.

If you had a weak father or a single mother, you need to recognize that you don’t need women, and that you need to make yourself into the man you want to be through hard work. There aren’t any shortcuts.

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George’s Dad from Seinfeld Dead from Coronavirus https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/05/11/georges-dad-from-seinfeld-dead-from-coronavirus/ Mon, 11 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Another great man has died of this virus. Struck down.

Actually, it says “natural causes,” so he probably died because of complications with his care caused by the lockdown.

But still: the virus is responsible.

He was in the prime of his life, struck down by this evil virus.

Variety:

Jerry Stiller, actor and comedian and father to Ben Stiller, has died of nature causes. He was 92.

Ben Stiller confirmed his father’s death in the early hours of Monday morning, writing on Twitter: “I’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather, and the most dedicated husband to Anne for about 62 years. He will be greatly missed. Love you Dad.”

After a long career performing in comedy routines with his wife Anne Meara, appearing on Broadway and guest-starring on TV series, Stiller became known for his role on “Seinfeld” as Frank Constanza, as Leah Remini’s father on “The King of Queens,” and as Zoolander’s manager in the comedy directed by Ben Stiller.

He appeared in 26 episodes of “Seinfeld” as Constanza, the father of George (Jason Alexander), from 1993-98, with Estelle Harris playing his wife, Estelle. Stiller received an Emmy nomination for his work on the show in 1997.

This is why you have to stay in your house forever.

We don’t have any choice, folks.

Do you want more beloved elderly Jew actors to die from this virus, or from the lockdown or whatever?

Sure, you will be fine if you go out. Nothing will happen. But as you are having the time of your life, working, visiting friends, going to school, hanging out – old people will be dying.

We need to be inside so we can mourn these deaths.

We have to stay locked down.

Forever.

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