What Did Puffy Even Do?
I get that he’s a fag. We’ve got that. But what did Puff Daddy actually do? It looked like he sodomized Justin Bieber, but he’s not being charged with that.…
Jay-Z Accused Anonymously of Raping 13-Year-Old at Puff Daddy Party a Quarter Century Ago
Jay-Z doesn’t look like a rapist. He looks like someone who would corner you in the jungle and demand you teach him the secret of making fire and singing about…
Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges
Everyone who has ever known Alec Baldwin says he really is just the character from Glengarry Glen Ross. I’ve heard he didn’t even know he was filming a movie at…
That Guy From Friends (I Forget His Name) Is Finally Dead
Are they sure he wasn’t already dead? Because he looks dead in this picture. Most of my day is spent sitting around, smoking cigarettes, drinking vodka, and waiting for people…
Kirstie Alley Dead at 71
Actress Kirstie Alley has died at 71 from an unidentified rapid onset cancer. She was an anti-vaxer. Get the vaccines and boosters, I don’t care… but until they can prevent…
Chloë Grace Moretz Says Meme Destroyed Her Entire Life
This bitch is a very tragic case of getting made fun of on the internet. New York Post: Chloë Grace Moretz opened up about suffering from body dysmorphic disorder after…
Satanic Mutant Freak Madonna Says Her Pet Negro Sex Toy Wears Her Clothes Better Than She Does
What did people think when this woman came out and called herself “Madonna”? Did they think that wouldn’t be something that would just get weirder and weirder? New York Post:…
Oh Wow lol
This is a paparazzi photo of that dumb bitch Charlize Theron going around the tabloids today: Frankly, that seems to sum up all of Western society at this point. Our…
Tom Hank’s Son Chet Says He Never Had a Strong Male Role Model
Tom Hanks is the ultimate boomer faggot. Couldn’t even raise his son with self-confidence, so his son became a tattoo wigger who dates blacks. New York Post: Tom Hanks’ son…
George’s Dad from Seinfeld Dead from Coronavirus
Another great man has died of this virus. Struck down. Actually, it says “natural causes,” so he probably died because of complications with his care caused by the lockdown. But…