In a shocking upset in the European elections, Sargon of Akkad has been elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for some reason.

No one knows how it happened, because Sargon of Akkad was not running for Prime Minister and these are not even British elections.

But Akkad is now in control.

This morning, he took a limousine to 10 Downing Street and began raping the staff. When one of the guards tried to step in, he said “STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, COPPER – I’M IN CHARGE HERE AWRIGHT MATE!” The guard stood down, as it was true – he is in charge, and the British Constitution says that the Prime Minister can rape whoever he likes.

Akkad’s first official act as Prime Minister was to pardon Paul Joseph Watson, who was recently revealed to be a sadistic homosexual serial killer.

He said it was fine if Watson wanted to “fuck young boys,” but did not comment specifically on the brutal murders.

Some people took issue with this. However, the numbers of those who took issue are not clearly measured in statistical terms.

It is unknown who voted for Akkad, or how they voted for a Prime Minister in the wrong election. Akkad famously declared that he would not even be voting for himself.

The parking lots of middle schools filled up this morning with men creeping around, as Akkad officially declared that the new age of consent would be “as long as she seems mature.”

British Nazis also rejoiced, as Sargon made the official declaration to them: “You can do whatever you want, I don’t really care – it’s up to you.”

Akkad also announced that he will be doing “Daily Wisdom Sessions” where he gives philosophical advice to the British people every afternoon in order to help them with their daily lives.

Many people think this is a good addition to his brutal reign.

I do not personally have a strong opinion about this shakeup in British politics, but I will say that Sargon is a lot better than Theresa May, so in that sense, the country is moving in the right direction.

It was recently announced that Future King of Britain Sargon of Akkad was under investigation by the Joke Police for making a joke.

Aside from rape and mocking the Holocaust, I’m not sure what Carl Benjamin stands for – but I like it. 

UKIP’s official platform, which Sargon helped write, is for sure very good.

I’m glad to see MILO on board as well. He really got the short end of the cock when he was pushed out of the media by an outrage hoax and replaced with the anti-white shill Jordan Peterson.

BuzzFeed’s Mark Di Stefano is completely obsessed with Sargon, and has been compulsively trying to bring him down.

His Twitter feed is 24/7 SargonWatch, peppered with gay shit about the quadroon prince.

Now that is an historic image. pic.twitter.com/dJVNYnJqo1

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 8, 2019

Di Stefano has all the deets on the new dark alliance between Sargon and MILO.

BuzzFeed:

YouTuber Carl Benjamin’s controversial and chaotic bid to win a seat in the European Parliament will take another turn on Thursday, when far-right troll Milo Yiannopoulos joins him on the campaign trail.

Two days after police revealed they are investigating Benjamin for talking about raping the Labour MP Jess Phillips in a YouTube video, UKIP’s most prominent candidate is scheduled to appear with Yiannopoulos in the southwest of England for the first of a series of public events around the UK.

Yiannopoulos is a British former technology journalist who became a star in ultraconservative circles in the US as an editor at Steve Bannon’s Breitbart News. In 2017, a BuzzFeed News investigation revealed that Yiannopoulos had played a key role in introducing extremist white nationalist ideas into the mainstream of American politics in the run-up to the 2016 presidential election.

In a Google Hangout between the pair posted on YouTube on Monday night, Yiannopoulos confirmed he was flying to the UK to campaign alongside Benjamin.

Taking questions from his social media followers, Yiannopoulos at one point joked that he could turn up to one of the campaign stops “dressed as Jess Phillips” to “troll” the UKIP candidate.

“Sorry to break it to you but owing to your recent behaviour, I’ve become your reasonable, common-sense friend,” Yiannopoulos said.

He added: “I’m going to be able to place you in historical, literary, journalistic context as a product of the times. You are a function and a product of a crazy moment in culture.”

Yiannopoulos, who is from the UK, has spent much of his career in the US, where his extreme views resulted in bans by major platforms including Twitter and Facebook. In one instance, Yiannopoulos resigned from Breitbart and lost a book deal after a video emerged of him talking about sexual relationships between adults and teenagers. Yiannopoulos denied that he was defending pedophilia.

He definitely was not “defending pedophilia.” He was explaining that homosexuals regularly engage in pederasty with teenage boys, something that in every other context, the media supports.

Jew Allen Ginsburg, a hero of the left, was a member of NAMBLA and publicly shilled nonstop for the legalization of sex with pre-pubescent boys.

That Jew was invited to speak at Harvard and every other school, and was hanging out with major celebrities up until his death.

So don’t even tell me that the Jews are super-offended by pederasty.

We know that this outrage hoax was a complete hoax, because the video that “emerged” when the media attacked him had “emerged” from a public YouTube page, and had hundreds of thousands of views. Furthermore, I and many others had posted clips of him talking about pederasty, and everyone knew this about him – he is an honest fag who actually talks about what fags do.

Furthermore, we know for a fact that this was a conspiracy, because the day before it happened, someone from one of the journalist email groups – all mainstream journalists are in email groups to ensure they maintain a shared narrative on every topic – posted on /pol/ that it was going to come down on MILO in a “pedophilia” hoax.

They successfully got him banned from CPAC and fired from Breitbart, and basically his whole career collapsed.

It’s funny that I was against MILO four years ago, and now I’m wishing he would return.

In my own defense, before the rise of Jordan Peterson, I don’t think anyone had any idea how bad things could get.

But I should have known that when Shapiro turned against MILO, it could only mean that MILO was the best we were going to get.

Right now, MILO has no outlet whatsoever. He does have fans, but he has no way to connect with them. He recently had a tour canceled and was then banned from Australia.

Before that, he was featured on Alex Jones, selling magic pills. But AJ can’t support anyone now, due to his own shutdown.

MILO was planning on being a sort of mainstream figure, who was allowed to be in the debate, and it looked like some mainstream people were willing to allow that. But then they pulled the rug and shut him down, then shoved Jordan Peterson and his boatload of incomprehensible gobbledygook down our throats.

Sargon’s pivot into politics in light of the coming shutdown of his YouTube channel was brilliant. Now he’s going to get some kind of protection under British law against getting kicked off the internet.

Once again, Sargon finds himself on the frontlines of the culture wars. And Tommy too, I guess.

RT:

Campaign accounts of two British candidates for the European Parliament, Tommy Robinson and Carl Benjamin, have been deleted by Twitter, prompting outcries of election meddling with less than a month before the vote.

Robinson and Benjamin – better known under his YouTube handle ‘Sargon of Akkad’ – are running in the May 23 election, which the UK will have to participate in due to the ongoing Brexit delays. Benjamin is a member of the UK Independence Party (UKIP), while Robinson announced his independent candidacy on Thursday.

Not so long ago, Jack Dorsey showed up stoned on Joe Rogan’s show with his now infamous company-issued diversity lawyer, the charming Ms. Vagene Patel.

They had a surreal discussion about the decision to suspend Sargon in particular.

Hapa hero Tim Pool, who was on the show to defend the army of the damned against the Twitter machine, grilled the lawyer-cunt on Sargon’s suspension and she said in no uncertain terms that Sargon’s permanent suspension wasn’t politically-motivated but was instead motivated by “context” and “company policies” and “doing our best” and other such weasel-words.

Basically, Vagena argued that Sargon was toxic and that they had a problem with his use of racial slurs and so it wasn’t an example of anti-conservative bias on the part of Twitter.

This latest ban though – well look, these were actual campaign accounts, not personal shitposting accounts like the one Sargon used to post interracial gay porn to own the Alt-Right back in the day. And BOTH their accounts were eliminated at the same time, which means that this wasn’t a response to some slur-ridden rude Twitter post, clearly.

This is just open election-meddling.

“We are investigating why, but strongly suspect this is a deliberate act of political censorship to deny a candidate his voice in a crucial election,” Benjamin’s campaign staffer Michael De La Broc said, adding the campaign will complain to the election authorities and maybe even seek restitution in court for “political interference by a foreign entity in our elections.”

UKIP has also declared the ban “election interference” and vowed to “get to the bottom” of the issue. 

Someone needs to get Joe Rogan on the line.

“Yo Joe, we need to have another talk with Jack.” 

Yeah, sure kid. Lemme just finish this blunt and I’ll give him a ring.

Dorsey should bring someone else this time. That brown chick was ugly, unlikeable and dumb. Sargon will probably show up with that Nazi pug guy and Paul Joseph Watson.

The Dream Team

It would be a total clown show and I, for one, would tune in to watch it.

So this needs to happen.

And Joe Rogan needs to make it happen.

Because no one else has shown that they have the power to summon Jack Dorsey from the deep other than Joe Rogan. In other words, the future of free speech on the internet rests entirely in his hands.

If you needed any more proof that we lived in Clown World, you have it now.

It’s simply undeniable now. 

The British Establishment is going in hard against Sturmbannführer Sargon of Akkad, the top neo-Nazi leader in Great Britain and UKIP candidate for South-West region in the (probable) upcoming elections for the European Parliament. He tells them he doesn’t give a damn about their decadent Judenethik and his tanks will soon roll across their bones.

Hope Note Hate have been combing through Sargon’s videos, looking for examples of words that neo-Nazis allegedly use, such as “Nigger”, “Chink” and so on. They even found the clips where Sargon was pretending to attack the Alt Right to burnish his Establishment credentials and elevate himself to the position where he was poised to deliver the final blow against Clown World.

Here's the BuzzFeed News video showing UKIP's star candidate Carl Benjamin – known as Sargon of Akkad – repeatedly using racial slurs in YouTube videos: pic.twitter.com/2zGNhKp5qB

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) April 25, 2019

The Jews are also aghast that Sargon refuses to leave tribute at their Holocult shrine. Carl of Swindon told a tribal delegation that he wouldn’t even wash himself with one of their bars of soap, never mind pay homage to it.

Sky News, with their Director of News Gathering (((Jonathan Levy))), have been working themselves into a frenzy of indignation about the great man.

Looking at the fuller cuts of the interview, it’s clear that Sky News have deceptively edited it to make Sargon look bad. They make it look as if he was floundering when asked for policy ideas. In reality, he was just making the serious point that the European Parliament is just for show and has no real power.

Hitherto, I confess, I haven’t been much impressed by Sargon, but he speaks fluently here and his imperturbability cannot be faulted.

It’s clear the Sky interviewer doesn’t know what to do when he refuses to retreat from the accusations made against him.

This reminds me of an episode from my childhood. I was taking my dog, a big Alsatian, a walk (off the leash) and we turned a corner into a hill. Way down near the bottom of the hill, a cat was crossing the road. The dog saw the cat and the cat saw the dog at the same time. I knew the dog would chase the cat so reached out to grab it. Too late. The dog was off, running down the hill, after its prey, with me following. Meanwhile, the cat had completely frozen. There must have been about 70 m between us. The cat could have got away easily. Instead it just froze in terror, froze until the dog had crossed the entire distance and reached it. I found that amazing. It proved to me how some of the instincts instilled into us by nature are deeply irrational. But what happened next was also amazing. When I finally caught up to the dog, it was just standing in front of the cat looking embarrassed. It didn’t know what to do. The game was the chase. When the prey didn’t run, the dog was at a loss.

That’s what you see in this Sargon interview. She accuses him of using racist language and he says “Yeah, it’s racist. That’s why I used it.” She’s then at a loss. When the prey doesn’t run, they don’t know what to do. Never apologise. Don’t accept their ethical standards. Impose ours on them.

Sargon has shown us the way to victory. Heil Sargon! The question now is whether UKIP leader Gerard Batten will crumble under the pressure or stand fast.