Company Backed by Bill Gates Wants Us to Eat Butter Made Out of Climate Change
I’m not eating this shit, faggot. It causes cancer. No one will a body like Bill Gates should be promoting any kind of diet. His tits are big enough that…
America to Literally Suck Carbon Dioxide Out of the Air in Evil Plot to End Life on Earth
Net Zero: The World Economic Forum touts ‘carbon removal plants’—each of which removes five million tonnes of CO2 from the atmosphere each year—as “crucial to meeting global climate goals”, despite…
1600+ Scientists and Scholars, Including Nobel Prize Winners, Sign Declaration Denouncing Climate Hoax
“Climatology” is a fake science created by the UN to promote global warming. A person who studies the weather is a “meteorologist.” Global warming is a hoax. The “scientific consensus”…
The Science to Release Genetically-Engineered Bacteria to Eat Carbon Dioxide from Air
Led by @BradenTierney alongside a global team of microbiologists at @twofrontiers, this expedition-based research initiative aims to discover carbon-eating microbes living in extreme environments to help solve one of our…
Great Satan Literally Pulling Carbon Dioxide from Air In Goofy Evil Plot to Kill All Plant Life
Computer-rendered image of Climeworks’ Mammoth direct air capture plant. I’ve got this really brilliant idea. No, wait – hear me out. Let’s suck all of the carbon out of the…
After Measuring Carbon Dioxide for Millions of Years, The Science Announces Imminent Doom
Related: WHO Says Outbreaks of Diseases are Becoming More Frequent Because of Climate Change You thought the monkey’s pox was bad? Wait until you learn about how the weather is…
World’s Biggest Cow Fart-Sucking Device Inaugurated in Iceland
Of course, the people making these will be selling them for a profit. It’s only fair. This sucking hasn’t even begun. The Guardian: The world’s largest plant designed to suck…