You wouldn’t get vaxxed for a donut.

You wouldn’t get vaxxed for French fries.

You wouldn’t get vaxxed for beer.

You wouldn’t get vaxxed for a million dollar sweepstakes.

Would you get vaxxed for… sex?

CNN:

Tinder, Hinge, Bumble and other dating apps will allow more users to show whether they have been vaccinated against Covid-19 and roll out perks to those who say they have received a jab.

The platforms will give British users the option of displaying their vaccination status, they announced on Monday, after partnering with the UK government to encourage younger people to come forward for a coronavirus shot.

They cited a poll by British firm YouGov that showed nearly two-thirds of adults would either prefer to date a vaccinated person or would rule out dating someone who is not vaccinated.

The move follows a similar campaign in the United States, which launched last month.

On Tinder, users will be allowed to add a pro-vaccination sticker to their profile, and will receive a free “Super Like” for doing so. Hinge will give users a free “Rose” to give to potential matches, while Bumble will give non-paying customers discounts on premium features.

OkCupid, Match, Plenty of Fish and Badoo are also involved in the initiative.

The UK’s vaccines minister Nadhim Zahawi said he was “thrilled” to unveil the government’s partnership, while Alexandre Lubot, CEO of the Match Group which owns most of the participating platforms, said: “An important part of returning to normal is helping people feel safe as they connect in person.”

“A unified push towards more vaccinations will allow people to once again meet in person and connect in meaningful ways,” Lubot said.

This is of course yet another scam.

Most people do not actually get laid on these apps anymore. That has been the case for 5-6 years. There are statistics.

The guys who do still get laid are in the top level of attractiveness, and they are going to get laid with or without a vaxx sticker.

However, even if everyone was getting laid, this is an utterly bizarre “incentive.”

“The government is partnering with online sex companies to help you get laid if you receive the vaccine” is so ridiculously dystopian that it is hard to even know what to say about it.

It’s gross.

Imagine being one of the 20% of 60+ starlets whose plastic surgery didn’t go totally south and then being blocked from cock by a patriarchal technocracy. 

Just because the bitch is famous doesn’t mean she don’t need dick from strange men like any other 61-year-old woman.

How dare you?

AP:

Sharon Stone can now return to mingling on Bumble without being kicked off the dating app.

A Bumble spokesperson said in a statement Monday that Stone’s profile has been restored after it was “mistakenly” blocked. The 61-year-old Golden Globe-winning actress said on Twitter the day before that Bumble closed her account and she asked, “Is being me exclusionary? Don’t shut me out the hive.”

Bumble apologized for the confusion but thought users could have viewed Stone’s profile as fake because there was no verification.

“Being the icon that she is, we can understand how so many of our users felt it was too good to be true once they noticed her profile wasn’t photo verified,” the statement said. “Photo verification is just one of the many ways to connect with confidence on Bumble.”

…

Stone is best known for starring in the 1992 drama “Basic Instinct” and the 1995 crime film “Casino.” She has been married twice, the first to producer Michael Greenburg and then journalist Phil Bronstein, who she divorced in 2004.

The bitch has spent her whole life married to small-dicked Jews.

Bitch is looking for some monster cock in the Bumble hive.

And they try to shut her down?

This is just further evidence that we live inside of a white supremacist patriarchal network of fascism.

We have to RESIST.

Your typical post-wall woman in Western society.

“Hitting the wall” is a term that is being increasingly used to describe women who have reached an age where men no longer find them sexually attractive. Many women in Western countries appear to be hitting the proverbial wall quicker than ever before. Evidence of this can found on various online dating and hook-up sites like Tinder, Plenty of Fish and Bumble.

These self-absorbed post-wall women are under the misconception that they can attract the same quality of a man that they were able to attract during their peak fertility years. And even crazier is that they think they can do this while putting in a minimal amount of effort.

A courageous YouTuber named Keith in his late 30s decided to explore and document this strange world of single post-wall women by scanning through the online dating profiles of women between the ages of 32 and 45. The results of his research were highly disturbing and confirmed what we already know about these horrific skanks. Your average man will no doubt find the results abhorrent and disgusting.

In this video he goes through Tinder and Plenty of Fish profiles in his local area of Pittsburgh.

And he did a second video going through the Bumble profiles of post-wall women in the Fort Myers area.

I’m roughly around the same age as this brave YouTuber who, in my view, did a tremendous public service by exposing how disgusting and vapid these post-wall women are. I can safely say that there was not a single woman in either of these videos who I would want anything to do with. These women offer nothing of tangible value. They’re way past their sexual prime and don’t appear to be the least bit interested in performing basic household duties. A good chunk of them also had kids from a previous relationship that you’d have to deal with. They’re highly uninteresting and boring individuals whose lives represent varying cliches of our degenerate society.

Like a parasite, these women are looking to latch on to some stupid simpish man who they can use as their personal piggy bank. It’s really quite pathetic to witness.

This is what happens to disloyal women who waste their peak fertility years having sex with hundreds of different men. Once they hit the wall, they become broken people who any decent and respectable man would want nothing to do with.

Put women in charge of the dating game? What could possibly go wrong?

A lesson all men learn sooner or later is that if they want to get laid, they have to take the initiative. Not only that, but they’ll probably have to fully take charge of every step of the process.

You’ll have to approach the girl, direct the flirting process, ask her number, call and set up the date, decide what you’ll do, drag her along, take her back to your place, and so on.

This is because women are passive, and have absolutely no agency of their own. If you wait for women to “make the first move,” (or any move after the first one, for that matter) you’ll remain single your entire life.

This is why the entire online dating process follows the same rules: women set up cute little “profiles” and passively wait for men to message them and convince them to go on a date.

This slut could ask any random guy to bang her, but instead she’s making a stupid Tinder profile, waiting for a guy to do the work.

Considering all this, Tinder’s new move is patently absurd.

Market Watch:

Tinder plans to give women more power in its online-dating app by adding a setting similar to a key feature for younger rival Bumble.

The more “power” you give women in any dating scenario, the less actual hooking up is going to be happening. This is an obvious fact.

Tinder will let female users choose whether they want to initiate all conversations with future matches, as Bumble does, Match Group Inc. MTCH, +5.83% Chief Executive Mandy Ginsberg told MarketWatch in an interview Tuesday. Tinder users of either gender can make the first move now, but a future update—Tinder did not provide a targeted launch date—will let women choose to receive messages only from men they choose.

This is doubly stupid considering that women aren’t even self-aware enough to know that if they have the sole responsibility to initiate the flirting process, they’ll probably never actually do it. So it’s quite likely that many girls will actually select that option even though what they really want is for men to do all the work.

“Wow, what a hunk. I’m too shy to contact him though. Tee hee!”

“Often, women don’t really want the pressure of kicking off the conversation, but if they want it, that’s great,” said Ginsberg, who took over the top role last month at Match Group. “Giving people the choice versus telling people how to engage is the big difference.”

The women-talk-first setting is the cornerstone of Bumble’s dating app, which also has other features meant to give women more control over the online-dating experience. Bumble was launched by Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolfe Herd, who left the company and sued for sexual harassment and discrimination, reportedly receiving a $1 million settlement.

Online dating sites and apps are pretty much already just an ego-boosting system for thots. By default, they just join to get gratification from men “liking” their profile and complimenting them in chat.

But with these changes, the possibility for men to actually get dates and sex will drop from “low” to “damn near impossible.”

After all, women are attracted to higher status, confidence and assertiveness. By preventing men from taking that initiative, the service itself docks all the men’s attractiveness significantly.

The very concept of online dating is somewhat emasculating, as it vaguely implies you’re not brave enough to pick up chicks in real life, or you don’t have enough friends to date from your social circle. So it already requires you to compensate for that initial instinctive impression.

But these new services putting “women in charge” make this even worse, putting men in a submissive position by default. It’s not even worth trying to play that game.

Pro tip: learn to make moves on women in real life, in the day time, in a bold way. That is the only real option at this point, unless you’re a GQ model that all the Tinder sluts want. 

Bumble is a feminist dating app. The company is run by the whore mastermind Whitney Wolfe, who co-founded the scamming whore-pit Tinder to help fellow whores scam men. After she split with the company, she sued them for sexual harassment – this is standard operating procedure for empowered professional women – and settled for over a million dollars. The claim was that the co-founder – her ex-boyfriend, a swarthy Arabian gentleman – called her a “slut” and a “whore.”

This is truly the future all women envision – “you called me a slut so now you have to give me $1,000,000.”

Someone told me that’s her number, but I dunno, I didn’t try it.

The famous band of heroes known as the Gay Nigger Association of America has successfully run them out of their offices, which they were illegally running in an apartment complex in Austin, Texas.

This is a major victory against dumb cunts.

Award-winning Buzzfeed journalist Joe “Blockhead” Bernstein has the scoop:

“Be Nice or Leave” — that’s one of the unofficial mottos of Bumble, the hugely successful dating app commonly referred to as “feminist Tinder.”

But many residents of the Bowie, the ultra-luxury Austin high-rise where the company had its headquarters until earlier this month, say employees of the company treated the building like their dedicated campus with little regard for the people who lived there and the staff who worked there — even though only three Bumble employees were on the residential lease and no one lived in the unit.

Women?

Acting like they’re the center of the universe?

Ya don’t say.

That’s a real shocker.

BuzzFeed News has learned that over the past year, as the company swelled in size, the two-bedroom apartment on the 31st floor that it had repurposed into a plush startup office became the focus of a cold war between Bumble employees, building staff, and residents who felt the company was unfairly dominating the luxury building’s amenities, including common spaces, a rooftop pool, and paid parking.

“The Bumble folks are generally obnoxious, entitled, and treat the Bowie like their corporate office,” said one resident, who spoke to BuzzFeed on the condition that he not be named.

The Bowie, a three-year-old, 37-story gleaming glass tower rising above downtown Austin, was in many ways a fitting location for Bumble, a company that has amassed 12.5 million users and risen to second in the lifestyle category in the App Store since being started by Tinder cofounder Whitney Wolfe after her acrimonious split from that company. Indeed, the company hosted the New York Times there for an interview ahead of a glowing story in March.

…

The only problem? According to an Austin code department spokesperson, the office, located in a building approved for use as a multifamily residential property, was a code violation. And the thriving startup was using facilities intended for Bowie residents as its own.

Who would be so stupid as to think it was not a code violation to run a corporation out of an apartment?

Yes. Women are stupider than shit. Especially that one, I would wager.

But why would Joe Bernstein print that like it’s supposed to be a surprise?

Isn’t he Jewish? I thought they were supposed to have IQs like THE LEADER.

This is the apartment complex they were ruining.

They were probably just leaving bloody tampons in the hallway and everything.

A copy of a code complaint filed with the Austin city government by a resident describes a company that could not be contained within the 1,200-square-foot apartment that Bumble referred to as “The Hive.”

“Issue?” the complaint reads. “Bumble headquarters in apartment building! This is a residential building … and this illegal corporate headquarters has been causing Havoc … They’re located on the 31st floor, have about 15 or 20 employees, therefore they use all the common spaces as a secondary office … One is supposed to be on a lease to use common areas, but they do not care … This is a very large company and they should have a real office instead of a code violating office.”

Over the past year, a former member of the building staff said, the front desk — staffed by a local concierge company — received multiple complaints a day about Bumble employees, often related to company employees using the 31st-floor common space for meetings and presentations.

This was like an infestation of rats.

Except rats don’t leave bloody tampons everywhere.

In a statement, a Bumble spokesman wrote, “The 31st floor is where it all started and we throughly enjoyed our relationship with the residents. The building management was fully aware of our operations and never once issued us a complaint of any kind. And while it was never brought to our attention by management, we deeply regret any disturbance we may have caused at the building.”

“They were using the whole floor like it was an office space,” said Lane Helveston, a Bowie resident who lived on the 31st floor. “They would be in my hallways. There were people roaming around the building who didn’t live there.”

Making matters worse, according to five Bowie residents, was the demeanor of the Bumble staff. One resident reported seeing a Bumble employee — on a conference call in the hallway — shush another resident who was showing her mother the building.

This is what happens when you tell women to be men.

They continue to act like spoiled children – that is the dictionary definition of a woman: “a large spoiled child with breasts” – but just get all aggro about it.

According to several residents, the deluge of complaints put Steve Hunt, then the building’s concierge, in the awkward position of enforcing rules about non-residents’ use of common areas, and acting as Bumble’s de facto doorman.

Since each apartment only came with two key fobs, Hunt had to let Bumble employees into the elevators on a daily basis. According to Hunt, new Bumble employees sometimes turned hostile in the Bowie lobby when he asked them what business they had in the building.

Haha.

How is it possible that they even had the nerve to do all of this, you ask?

Well, because women are taught they can get away with anything.

They have all the powers of men, yet without any of the responsibilities.

At times, according to multiple sources, the lobby seemed to belong to Bumble, with vendors ferrying Topo Chico mineral water and green juice up to the 31st floor and employees testing out new Snapchat filters on residents.

One Bowie resident described an incident in which a Bumble employee asked for his assistance while he was walking through the lobby. As he approached the Bumble employee, she held up her phone and informed him that he was on the “Bumble Kiss Cam,” at which point a second Bumble employee tried to kiss him.

“I said, ‘that’s assault,’” the resident recalled. “That’s completely inappropriate. I’m in a private residence.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BITCH WHAT IN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GET UP OUT MY FACE!

Still another source of tension was the parking lot, where residents paid a monthly fee of more than $100 for a space. According to multiple sources, Bumble employees would frequently follow each other into the lot and take paid spots. Hunt, frustrated by having to run interference, started leaving signs in the lot reading “No Bumble Parking” and “Top Code Violators Under 30” with a picture of Wolfe — a mocking reference to the CEO’s inclusion on the Forbes 2017 30 Under 30.

But here’s the fun part.

Who were the heroes of the day, when the management, the city, everyone abandoned the citizens of this building under the principle of “you can’t ever question the behavior of a woman”?

Earlier this month, the conflict between residents, staff, and Bumble spilled out of the building when a former resident enlisted a friend in the notorious and deliberately offensive internet troll group GNAA to fight back. Last Monday, Twitter users reported that the Wikipedia pages for Amazon, Google, and Walmart redirected to a GNAA press release entitled “GNAA Reveals Cause to Evict Bumble from their Corporate Headquarters,” stating that Bumble’s Bowie office was in violation of its lease.

Nevertheless, two weeks ago Bumble moved out of the Bowie.

…

Wednesday, Wolfe offered Hunt, who left the building after it was sold to new management, a sizable gift on behalf of Bumble.

In an Instagram message reviewed by BuzzFeed News, Wolfe wrote to Hunt, “We will be sending you … $1,000 as a thank you for being our front desk manager.”

Wooooow.

$1000.

You know what?

I don’t think that is enough, bitch.

You should have given every single resident of the building $1000, and that poor manager $25,000 for what you put them through.

But like everyone who has ever worked in the service industry is aware (I was a pizza delivery driver), women tip terribly.

Basically, although GNAA got the sluts out of the building, they did not suffer any consequences at all for their actions.

While it was obviously illegal, they didn’t get fined.

Because they are women.

Imagine an all male company doing this same exact thing. Firstly, men obviously wouldn’t ever even think about doing this, but imagine they did.

They would be shut down immediately as soon as what they were doing was known and they would also be fined by the city.

But women just walk all over the society that men built, walk all over us, just shitting on the street like gypsies and leaving bloody tampons everywhere and expecting men to come clean them up.

Whitney Wolfe is a stupid bitch.

Someone told me this was her phone number.

512-944-5543

I didn’t call to confirm it. So who knows.

I do know that these are all of the email addresses of the team.

whitney@team.bumble.com

caroline@team.bumble.com

chris@team.bumble.com (Chief Cuck Initiate)

tessa@team.bumble.com

caroline@team.bumble.com

samantha@team.bumble.com

And the company’s Twitters.

Main: @bumble_app

Male Bumble Co-Founder: @xtopherpaul

Head of Brand: @theboohemian

Director of College Marketing: @manthasims

So give them a call, or send them a message and let them know how you feel about all of this.

You can also try to fuck them. Whitney puts out like a nailgun, I’ve heard. But be careful, because she’ll sue you afterward.

Also, you might want to suggest that she is breaking the social contract by being fat – even if she does have the decency to wear baggy clothes to cover it up.

And please understand this is NOT A TROLLSTORM.

TROLLSTORMING MAY SOON BE RULED TO BE ILLEGAL UNDER US LAW.

THIS IS AN ORC RAID!

FOR THE HORDE!