The government imports countless third world people into your country because there are not enough people around, and because there are not enough people around, you’ll have to live in a tiny flat to free space up for all of the foreigners that need to come into your country.

After the totalitarian police state uses its Antiviral Authority to establish what they call a “New World Order,” everyone will be forced to live like this.

This “trend” will eventually permeate every Western country.

Daily Mail:

Shoe-box flats the size of disabled parking bays have been green-lighted for construction, flying in the face of a fierce backlash.

Developers have brushed off criticism over their 182-square foot apartments and insist the micro-homes are ‘a perfectly reasonable size‘.

A kitchen, bathroom and bedroom cram inside the proposed rooms, which will be fitted inside a building on Huntingdon Road, Cambridge.

Appliances are squeezed into every corner of the micro-homes, with a fridge, a cupboard, hobs, a washing machine, a bed and a desk pressed against the walls.

Campaigners are up in arms over the development, branding the flats ‘appalling’ and are petitioning for the plans to be ripped up.

…

Marchingdale Developments, which are building the flats next yards away from Cambridge University, said it was disappointed with the criticism and added the plans were fully compliant with legislation.

A spokesman said: ‘The prior approval process was introduced by central government in 2013 to increase the delivery of housing and to promote the reuse of vacant office buildings.

…

‘The units are of a perfectly reasonable size, allowing for all of the necessary functions to support daily life, and our clients are very clear that there is both a need and demand in Cambridge for the form of accommodation proposed.

The house arrest lifestyle will definitely be less enjoyable in such tiny prison cells inhabitable spaces, but people are not likely to complain much – just like they didn’t complain much when all of their rights were literally and blatantly taken away.

After all, just like the lockdown, this will keep people safe because it will destroy the family and force everyone to live alone, reducing the chances of spreading the flu.

Everyone will live a bug’s life.

One prison cell “house,” one person.

One suit, one human.

There’s a world outside.

Some people like to say that you are what you eat, but considering that lions aren’t gazelles, perhaps we’d be better off trying to solve our existential questions by looking at what we do with our lives instead.

I’m not saying that you are what you do, but these scientists suggest that if you spend most of your time contorted in a pretty disgusting position, you’ll turn into a pretty disgusting creature.

Daily Mail:

She’s got a hunched back, swollen limbs and bloodshot eyes — and in twenty years, you’ll be just like her if you don’t improve your working conditions, experts warn.

‘Emma’ — the sickly work colleague of the future — is a life-sized dummy built to show how sitting all day at ergonomically-unfriendly desk might affect workers.

This cautionary vision was cooked up by researchers after interviews with more than 3,000 employees about their health issues and concerns.

The team call for radical changes to the way we work — including more ergonomic office future and breaks to get staff off of their seats and moving about.

This is what a feminist looks like:

Strong, empowered, and independent.

That’s quite a disgusting sight.

Here’s a lion cub to wash your eyes with:

Offices should be mandated by law to offer standing desks.

Behavioural Futurist William Higham and a team of experts from the fields of ergonomics, occupational health and professional well-being set out to investigate the effects that office workplaces are having on employee health.

Based on surveys of more than 3,000 workers in France, Germany and the UK, the team predicted how offices might change the human body over the next 20 years.

From their findings, which were commissioned by office equipment firm Fellowes, the researchers teamed up with model specialists Helix 3D Ltd to create ‘Emma’ — a disturbingly distorted life-sized mannequin to illustrate the potential impact of modern workstations on our bodies.

Poor Emma has a permanently hunched posture sitting for hours every day over her desk, dry red eyes from prolonged exposure to a computer screen and sallow skin for spending years trapped under the glare of artificial light.

‘The Work Colleague of the Future report shows that employers and workers really need to act now and address the problem of poor workplace health,’ said Mr Higham.

‘Unless we make radical changes to our working lives, such as moving more, addressing our posture at our desks, taking regular walking breaks or considering improving our workstation setup, our offices are going to make us very sick.’

‘As a result, workers in the future could suffer health problems as bad as those we thought we’d left behind in the Industrial Revolution.’

The researchers found that office workers spend an average of six hours sitting at a desk each day.

They may spend an average of six hours sitting at a desk each day, but what about sitting on a couch?

More than 90 per cent of those surveyed reported being concerned that this was too much time — and 98 per cent fearing such could lead to future health problems.

In the UK, the team found that 90 per cent of office workers reported experiencing health issues that reduced their productivity and almost half suffer from eye strain, sore backs and headaches caused by their workspace.

Work-related sick days cost the economy £77 billion every year.

Furthermore, seven out of ten workers reported turning to medications to combat these problems.

Yeah, it’s not enough to show that the working conditions deform and harm the human body — you have to show that the economy is hurt too!

‘Over time, sitting at a desk all day is going to have profound effect on office workers’ health, both physically and psychologically,’ said ergonomics expert and report contributor Stephen Bowden.

‘Steps should be taken to ensure normal everyday movements become part of the job. One way to get people moving and reducing the time they sit for is consider more ergonomic furniture in the workplace, such as sit stand desks.’

These, he added, can help to prevent workers from developing long-term health conditions.

Working conditions may be horrible, but at least you’re in control of the rest of your day.

Taking a walk, playing a sport, exercising, and even just spending time standing are all things that will help you escape poor Emma’s fate.

This wearable chair could change how we work and travel pic.twitter.com/KO8QoUcrut

— Tech Insider (@techinsider) September 18, 2019

Are people turning into insects?

The Guardian:

On Wednesday night, the Tech Insider Twitter account made a simple statement: “This wearable chair could change how we work and travel.” The text was accompanied by a short video advertising the LEX bionic chair, a pair of £200 foldable aluminium legs that you strap to your bum and lean against whenever your legs get a bit tired. In the video, a man uses the LEX while sitting at a desk, waiting for a bus, and taking photos. It really does it all.

The LEX began as a Kickstarter project last September, which claimed the chair was designed to enhance “posture, comfort and life”. It has already been fully funded – according to the Kickstarter, more than $143,000 (£115,000) has been pledged, smashing the $50,000 goal – which proves that there is a market for it, but the Tech Insider tweet provoked less positive reactions. “I’m not sure ass prongs was the invention the world was waiting for,” replied one user. Another simply stated: “LAME”.

It looks like a parody.

But then again, most things today look like a parody.

It certainly doesn’t look like something able to hold the weight of the average American.

Why are they discriminating against Blob People?

The LEX website offers the tempting prospect of being able to sit down anywhere, whenever you want. Wear it on a hike and you can stop for a breather with minimal fuss. Wear it on your commute and you’re guaranteed a seat at the platform. It will stop you crouching down uncomfortably during DIY.

More than that, though, the LEX is a nifty posture-correction tool. Used standing up or sitting down, it’s in essence an exoskeleton that helps to keep your back in good alignment whether you’re sitting or standing. It even comes with something called a “load distribution module”, a little platform that you can rest your backpack on as you wear it, significantly lowering the burden on your spine. When you think about the money that the NHS spends on treating back pain each year – not to mention the effect on the economy of days lost to back pain – then the LEX could become more than just a nifty little seat; it might even help fix a broken nation.

People should spend more time standing than sitting, but if we’re going the muscle atrophy route, couldn’t they at least make it look cool?

The answer to postural problems isn’t to sit “properly” but to kick the chair out and stand up.

Most people in the West have trouble standing up for more than 20 minutes because their muscles are so weak that they can’t keep their skeleton straight.

Adding an exoskeleton won’t improve anything — but it will make everyone more like insects.

Quite a fitting destiny for people already living in concrete hives and working in cubicles.

Your new mommy will be flying into theaters in March to give you a lecture about your white male privilege – but when she shows up to shame you for having a penis and being genetically superior to a nigger, you’re in for a nasty surprise!

And no, it isn’t her squishy manlike dogface.

It is something much more nasty and surprising.

Thanks to imageboard foot fetishists, the internet has made a brutally shocking discovery.

You see, this new mommy is stricken with foot fungus, which has caused her toenails to rot.

How is it that a famous Hollywood actress has a tragic and tragically noticeable (by /tv/ foot fetishists) medical condition that is generally only a problem for the extremely elderly living in nursing homes and maybe people in third world slums?

I have no idea, but it demonstrates a shocking lack of self-care on the part of this woman.

People tend to think of women as “taking care of themselves,” but this is a misnomer. What they actually do is obsessively manage their appearance – but only in the laziest possible ways, generally relating to plucking facial hair and putting on makeup, or vomiting up a chocolate cake in order to remain thin.

Captain Marvel – who’s real life name is Brie Larson – apparently didn’t have the time to go to a clinical spa to get the laser treatment or to acquire the necessary creams that are constantly being advertised on Fox News to solve this issue.

She is probably unawares of internet foot fetishists combing over pictures of her feet on the internet, and just figured “fuck it, no one will notice my disgusting foot fungus, I can save time by not getting laser treatment – time which I can spend not doing squats.”

And doing squats she is not.

Talk about zero ass. A normal person would have a bigger ass than that just from walking to and from the car.

Which makes us wonder if this bitch may actually be so lazy that she uses an electric scooter to get around like those fat people at Walmart.

This is how lazy women are. All women are supposed to be concerned about looking good because their looks are their only value as women, but this particular woman is specifically paid to look good as a job. And she cannot manage an apocalyptic foot fungus outbreak, let alone do squats.

Which begs the question: is this disgusting, dogfaced, foot fungus, no ass whore really fit to be your new mommy?

Well, the Jews at Disney think so.

But the real question is: do the broken down estrogenized bugmen who frequent these films think so?

We will have to wait and see the ticket sales.

For the record, the bugmen have thus far held out against getting sucked into a Hollywood feminist lecture. The last time the Jews tried to bait the bugmen with this sort of thing was with Ghostbusters, which was considered one of the worst box office failures in history.

Looking at those women, I assume they also have serious foot fungus issues.

They did, however, take the bait on Disney’s Black Panther, and go get lectured about how black people are actually African kangz.

To be fair, though the cast of that film was a bunch of niggers, they were at least handsome niggers.

I assume those niggers have the decency and self-respect to not be ridden with foot fungus.

They are sort of the ideal nigger-forms, really.

Even the main female nigger.

I’m not going to call a nigger pretty, looking like she just swung down out of the trees, but I will say that she is what I picture Kurtz’ mistress looking like in Heart of Darkness.

Let’s just say if I was a slave owner and she was one of my field-pickers, I would give her to the Negro male who did the best shuck and jive performance.

She also does squats. Or perhaps has such high testosterone that she doesn’t need to do squats and her muscles just form of their own accord.

Look at those arms, wew.

Leo has all sorts of perverted intentions, doesn’t he?

By the way, I do recommend Heart of Darkness as one of the only pieces of English literature that isn’t complete shit. I actually went to college for English literature, and I can tell you, none of it is very good. But I have a soft-spot for that one.

But wait, what was I talking about before?

Oh right.

They chose handsome niggers for Black Panther but in feminist films they will only choose disgusting bitches. And that is on purpose. It is part of the feminist thing that they only achieve the objective if men will subject themselves to a totally disgusting woman or women, which is why this foot fungus no-ass dogface is the lead in the latest Marvel lecture and why they chose four disgusting women in Ghostbusters.

If men go to the film because it features an attractive woman, that defeats the purpose of the lecture.

There have obviously already been a bunch of successful movies with stronk female leads that no one ever thought twice about because the lead was attractive.

I even love the Resident Evil movies. It’s not offensive that the lead is a stronk female, because it is just meant to be silly and fun, not a lecture on my white male privilege.

The release of Captain Marvel is a watershed moment. We shall see if America is ready to accept an ugly domineering foot fungus dominatrix as their new mommy.

What I wish is that the comic book bugmen were the other kind of comic book bugmen.

It’s all so tiresome. You’ve got to read this to believe this:

Pluralist:

“Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans.”

An idealistic young American couple was killed in an Islamic State-claimed terrorist attack last month while on a cycling trip around the world.

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, who were both in their late 20s, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they’re were wasting their lives working.

Georgetown is bugman central.

Every smart bugman who wants to work in the government or possibly finance makes a beeline for Georgetown. Dumb bugmen go to schools like American University and George Washington, lol.

And the crazy thing is that DC is like 85% black. You have huge crime problems. If you venture into the downtown, you gon’ get stabbed. Like Seth Rich. Who, if I didn’t know about the DNC thing, I would assume was a retarded millennial bugman apparatchik like these two who decided to go on a whole Dances With Niggers urban safari and ended up getting shanked.

Lol. Look at her face. That lopsided eye. Those big problem glasses. That massive jutting edifice in place of what should be a normal feminine jaw.

POW! She looks manly. And this is an East Coast HBD 8, I’d say. Boomers, please refrain from weighing in with your reminiscing about better days. You’re just going to get me mad.

Meanwhile, he, of course, looks like a tool with painted on clown eyebrows.

And of course, they’ve got their gay safety helmets on. Remember kids, safety first!!! honk honk! 

Yeah, let’s go into ISIS controlled territory, unarmed and uninvited… but let’s wear safety helmets while we do so! 

At least the ‘tard is smart enough to not go traipsing around the middle-east on a fucking pedal-machine. But the whole cult of Safety First! was a Boomer thing, so I can’t blame them for partaking in it. Some boomer Good Samaritan might report you to the cops for cycling without a helmet. Seriously. These concerned citizens used to do that back in the day. Fuck them to hell, holy shit.

But back to the Millennials.

The couple documented their year-long journey on ​Instagram and on a ​joint blog. As The New York Times ​put it, they shared “the openheartedness they wanted to embody and the acts of kindness reciprocated by strangers.”

“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place,” Austin wrote.

“People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil.”

“I don’t buy it,” he continued. “Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own… By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”

However, Austin and Geoghegan’s dream trip came to a tragic and gruesome end when they got to Tajikistan, a country with a known terrorist presence. They were riding their bikes through the country on July 29 when a car rammed them, ​​according to CBS News. Five men got out of the car and stabbed the couple to death along with two other cyclists, one from Switzerland and the other from the Netherlands.

Two days later, ISIS released a video showing the same men sitting in front of the black ISIS flag. They looked at the camera and vowed to kill “disbelievers,” ​according to The New York Times.

Some conservatives have framed the tragedy as a cautionary tale about not just the perils of travel but also naivete in general. In their telling, an overly generous understanding of human nature is behind much of today’s progressive movement, including calls to radically scale back immigration enforcement and policing and support for socialism.

Some liberals, for their part, might view Austin and Geoghegan as martyrs in the struggle for a better world, or simply as unfortunate.

I wouldn’t even cycle outside of my relatively white suburb in the US. But these guys decided to skip Level 1 and go straight to the Boss Level with ISIS without training in da hood.

They got rekt lol what more can I say?

Oh yea. Look at their faces. Look closely again. Let it sear into your mind.

These are the kind of people running the bug-state apparatus in DC.

THIS is the face of the Satrap-class.

Georgetown admissions is a big deal. Urban and Housing Development… not so much. But DC is absolutely chock-full of people that look and act like them that run the government.

Polite people. Well-dressed. Health-conscious. Elitist to a T. Hormonally imbalanced. Hopelessly naive. 

They know nothing about the real world. Evil as a concept – well according to them, it doesn’t even exist. Danger doesn’t really register in their minds either. This is just like putting an animal on an island without any predators and then after 4 generations, re-releasing it into the wild. The animal loses its innate fear of predators.

American white neighborhoods are that island. Northwest DC is a bubble. The inhabitants have no idea what evil is. What war is. What enemies are.

And they literally cannot fathom what it is that we’re so worked up about! Moslem invasion? Oh puhleeth, don’t be a worry-wart, thilly little boy. They’re jutht here for the pajama-party thleepover!! Yaaaay!

These people are functionally children.

You cannot reason with them without running into roadblocks that are inherent in their understanding of the world.

These are Eloi, Lotus-Eaters, Shire-Folk. And they have no idea that Morlocks exist.

And they will resent people like you pointing out that there are, in fact, monsters out there.

Because you’re popping their Xanax-laced bubble.

I guess it’s like the Hobbits being suspicious of the Rangers and resenting them…even though the Rangers kept the borders of the Shire safe, which allowed the inhabitants to lead carefree lives, while the Rangers toiled and bled for them.

Or in Game of Thrones, where the Night’s Watch keep Westeros safe, but no one down South even believes that there’s anything beyond the Wall.

Or the Neon-Nazis that are raising concerns about IMPORTING MILLIONS OF MOSLEM ANIMALS INTO OUR COUNTRIES.

You know, the same Moslem animals that killed those DC cyclists.

But no, nothing will change, and no liberal will become the wiser. Can’t say that I care much about the dysgenic duo’s grisly death. I hate road cyclists as much as I hate liberals for one. And they were probably sent by the CIA to spread AIDS to Tajikistan as well.

So good riddance, lol.

I’m sure it’s real – in your mind.

Wow, we got a real scoop here guys.

It turns out that when these filthy journalists investigate White nationalists with the purpose of destroying their lives forever, the true victims aren’t the people getting doxed and defamed. The true victims are actually the journalists themselves, because – and get this – they’re getting some totally-not-made-up thing called “digital PTSD.”

You see, mere exposure to racism or intolerance or whatever is shattering their fragile minds, which will presumably require years of counselling – at their employer’s expense, of course.

So if you ever feel down, just remind yourself that your very existence is enough to do permanent psychological damage to these faggots.

The Outline:

Journalists covering the alt-right are experiencing the debilitating effects of online harassment and violent imagery.

The 21st century bugman is paid to dox alt-righters, but all he really wants is to go home and play with his Switch.

Last year, the most dangerous place to be a journalist in America was at a protest. According to a March report released by U.S. Press Freedom Tracker, protests were home to 29 arrests and 31 known physical attacks on journalists in 2017 alone. Other attacks on press freedom included having equipment seized and searched by law enforcement, or being denied access to traditionally open government events.

Yeah, I’m sure covering BLM and antifa protests is pretty dangerous. These people are nuts.

I’ve never heard of right-wingers attacking journalists, though. I guess it’s still our fault somehow these people are getting attacked.

Research reported by the Dart Center has shown that between 80 and 100 percent of journalists experience work-related trauma at some point in their career, and between 4 and 59 percent suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. According to the study, journalists exposed to “events involving death, violence, and human suffering” while covering war or natural disasters are especially at risk of trauma, though not all journalists who witness tragic events will experience PTSD.

These faggots have literally the easiest, least stressful job in the world – by a long shot.

“Oh, no, I have one week to write an article, such stress, I’m going to kill myself.”

If they’re getting PTSD writing shitty posts at a desk in an air-conditioned downtown office, I wonder how they’d handle being police officers in a Black neighborhood? Or, you know, fighting on a battlefield, like people who have real PTSD have?

Anyway, here follows a bunch of accounts from whining journalists describing how contact with White nationalism obliterated their psyches.

I was diagnosed with PTSD two days after I got back from Virginia. In the weeks and months that followed, I experienced flashbacks, nightmares, insomnia, dissociation, chronic body pain, and severe depression and anxiety — symptoms that interfered with my work reporting on fascists, but that were triggered by it, too. Every time I looked up photos of protesters clashing with neo-Nazis in Charlottesville, or videos of the car attack, it was like I was back on that street corner. Even while reporting this story, I’ve had flashbacks to it, though they’re more manageable now.

In a 2015 study by the British Psychological Society, 22 percent of individuals — though not journalists specifically — who repeatedly looked at violent videos or photos on social media scored high on clinical measures of PTSD. Not surprisingly, many of the journalists I spoke to for this story who have covered far-right extremism said they found it hard to return to normal life after covering these groups and digitally monitoring their activity.

Man, good thing they renamed “shell-shock” to PTSD, otherwise all these women and pansies would feel pretty embarrassed claiming to have the same syndrome as soldiers who saw their friends get blown to bits over and over again.

Hey, don’t complain. It could be worse. You could be a journalist covering the Alt-Right.

Over the course of the day, Al-Sibai said she followed the violent events on Facebook and Twitter, compulsively checking for updates “pretty much every 20 minutes.” Over the next week, she was doing what she described as “round the clock coverage” of the fallout. Al-Sibai said that being exposed to the neo-Nazis’ hateful speech took a toll, especially as an Arab-American woman with a Muslim upbringing. “These White Supremacists are so over the top about Jews and Muslims,” she said.

In the weeks that followed, she reported symptoms of post-traumatic stress, such as dissociation, flashbacks to prior trauma, and recurring nightmares. “When I was on the clock, I don’t even think I could identify [the triggers],” she recalled. “It was very much a blur. I’m missing some of that time.”

Poor dear.

“You dig through [Discord logs] for hours and hours and spend a lot of time seeing what they say, and watching them formulate plans, and the weird, sick jokes they make online,” said freelance journalist Elizabeth King. “Seeing them in real life or knowing you will because you cover them, it’s super jarring.”

While reading up on the alt-right for an upcoming book about fascism and free speech, [Peter] Moskowitz remembered coming across some particularly violent and triggering conversations online. “I was trying to do research on how the alt-right was trying to frame Charlottesville and was seeing pictures of Heather Heyer’s body and people making fun of her weight,” Moskowitz said. “To see what was so traumatic for me be turned into a joke and a fat-shaming session was like ‘Wow, really no one cares.’”

Yeah, your stupid narrative would have completely collapsed if we’d been allowed to inform the public that the landwhale died of a heart attack because of her obscene weight, and not because of any contact with that Dodge Challenger of fate.

Also, if people had simply been allowed to know how fat she is, there would have been little sympathy – and you all knew it. Otherwise, why would you have used an old picture, instead of the most recent ones?

Any normal American, upon seeing this, would go like “dat fat hoe wasn’t long for this world, anyway.” Also, what kind of White person smokes Newports? Wew.

Sadly, the culture of the industry hasn’t caught up with the need for trauma awareness. As journalist Mac McClelland told the Huffington Post, talking to her colleagues about her own PTSD would leave her feeling like others thought she was “weak and vulnerable.”

To minimize harm to reporters, editors and journalists alike need to acknowledge the risks that come with reporting specific stories, and create more space for discussing them.

In other words, they want attention, sympathy and probably money. All for sitting their asses on a desk all day writing low-quality, wildly inaccurate posts on their mainstream media blogs.

The front line forces of the enemy are so fragile that mere contact with us and our culture is enough to completely blow their mind. This is the level of human material we’re dealing with here.

This is old news, but this is still not an uncommon event.

This retarded bugman juicer costs 400 dollars and requires an account on a smartphone app as well as a constant connection to the internet to work. They also sell your private information. I’m not sure what information they would get from a juicer, but they get it, whatever it is, and sell it (to Cambridge Analytica probably lol).

So, you take a bag of juice which is already liquid and put it in the machine.

It then… squeezes the juice out.

Google put over 100 million gosh-darned dollars into making this thing. Do you even know what a hundred million dollars could buy?

And it doesn’t even actually make any juice.

Just solves paste into a juice.

Priorities, nigger – get some.

Bugmen will spill the beans to any slut O’Keefe throws at them.

A Project Veritas undercover investigation has revealed a senior network security engineer at Twitter suggesting that his company turns over the private communications and deleted tweets of President Donald Trump to the Department of Justice. If true, it is yet unknown whether Twitter is voluntarily disclosing this sensitive information or acting under a court order. Twitter is currently in the midst of defending itself from left-leaning criticism that President Trump hasn’t been removed from the enormous media platform for violations of Twitter’s Terms of Service.

And here’s part two.

There is like, zero white people working at this company. They don’t even have any white sluts.

In the latest undercover Project Veritas video investigation, eight current and former Twitter employees are on camera explaining steps the social media giant is taking to censor political content that they don’t like.

I sure do hope this leads to an investigation.

Twitter needs to be regulated by the government.

That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

It isn’t easy being a small-souled bugman. How are you supposed to maintain fashionable, politically correct opinions when the world around you is a decaying hellscape of diversity and urban decay? How are you supposed to maintain the illusion that you’re a cool, popular guy when the real men around you think you’re a dweeb and the women think of you as their girlfriend?

The solution, of course, is to ignore reality and keep your face glued to your smartphone 24/7. Then you won’t have to suffer through the cognitive dissonance between what the media tells you to think, and your lying eyes. And the constant shots of validation from getting upvotes on your “Drumpf” memes on twitter will keep you feeling good about yourself in spite of your real status as a low-t faggot.

Is it any surprise we’re seeing all these people suffer from “smartphone addiction?”

Engadget:

Cigarettes are hard to kick not just because of the nicotine, but the fact that they give you something to do with your hands. The “Substitute Phone” from Vienna-based designer Klemens Schillinger works on the same principal, if you think of content as the drug and your phone’s touchscreen as the tactile addiction. The five models look and feel like a phone, but instead of a screen, there are stone beads embedded in slots at various angles. You can just grab it and swipe, pinch and scroll, satisfying that physical need without the nicotine/content.

10/10, would keep all five in my pockets.

“More and more often one feels the urge to check their phone, even if you are not expecting a specific message or call,” Schillinger told Dezeen. “These observations inspired the idea of making a tool that would help stop this ‘checking’ behaviour.”

The handsome “devices” are made from black polyoxymethylene (acetal) plastic that simulates the heft of a phone, while the beads are natural Howlith stone. Assuming you’re willing to carry some or all five on you, they can simulate scrolling, zooming and swiping. That, Schillinger notes, calms users and helps them cope with the withdrawal symptoms. “There are no digital functions,” he adds.

No one is addicted to “swiping,” you dimwits. Smartphone addiction is caused by the dopamine hits people get from getting notifications on social media apps and games. These apps use the reward reinforcement and social validation pathways of the mind in order to get people hooked.

This is not rocket science.

It’s not like the apps are any less addictive when used on the desktop pc or when displayed on the television. It’s just that people carry their phones around with them, so that’s the platform that gives them constant access to the true source of their addiction, the applications themselves.

This isn’t even the only stupid gadget marketed towards curing “smartphone addiction.”

Less functionality than any phone from 1998, and for only $150? Oh, boy, where can I get one?

If you really want to help people with their smartphone addictions, make sure to downvote all their posts and leave nasty, hurtful comments. That way, they’ll learn to associate phone notifications with negative feelings, and thus stop using them. It turns out trolling is actually a very humanitarian pursuit, helping people get over their addiction problems. Who would have thought.

Video courtesy of Dawn Goodfriend: pic.twitter.com/ef95QlqCEE

— The Daily Tar Heel (@dailytarheel) November 2, 2017

What kind of sick bastard would do this?

It’s about time liberal bugmen are designated as a terrorist group.

We’ve got atheists shooting up churches and leftist morons trying to bomb confederate statues left and right. America is under attack, and the threat is coming from fedora-wearing, Bernie-voting, antifa-supporting libshit bugmen.

All of these people need to be locked up.

And dammit, it pains me to say it, but anyone watching Rick and Morty probably needs to go as well.

I’ll be turning myself in once the order is given.

The College Fix:

An intentionally set incendiary device planted at the base of a popular tree at the University of North Carolina recently exploded and sent a professor to hospital; meanwhile the arson suspect, a former student, faces six felony charges.

The device erupted Thursday at the Davie Poplar tree, planted when the university was first founded. The tree is located near a controversial Confederate statue that has been the subject of heated student protests in recent months.

Black lives matter, therefore screw the men who died during the civil war.

Astronomy Professor Dan Reichart had been strolling along campus when the former Eagle Scout spotted a small fire burning at the base of the tree. As he attempted to stomp out the flames, the device exploded, propelling him backward and seriously burning his face and arms, according to news reports and video of the incident.

Reichart remains hospitalized, campus spokeswoman Jeni Cook told The College Fix on Monday.

“We do not know the motive nor do we know the type of explosive device that was used,” Cook also told The Fix.

An incident report provided to The College Fix states that the suspect is 24-year-old Joshua Daniel Edwards. He is a former student, Cook said.

They haven’t released any information about the perp, so we don’t know whether he’s a BLM nig or a White antifa type. However, my bet is on a White guy.

I’ve never heard of a Black guy handling and planting explosives. Presumably, Black people would blow themselves up in trying to build a bomb, or just give up on following the instructions when they realize they can’t actually read.

He now faces six felony charges: malicious use of explosives to inflict injury, malicious use of explosives to damage property, assembling a weapon of mass destruction, setting fire to grass, assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury, and filing a false police report.

Edwards has yet to be formally charged, and because of that “there is no official arrest report or mug shot as yet,” Cook said.

Not formally charged yet?

I wonder what would have happened if a conservative had bombed a MLK statue?

It would be international news, and remain so for months.

Although an official motive is unclear at this time, a UNC alum suggested to The College Fix that the tree may have been targeted due to its proximity to the Confederate statue Silent Sam, which honors former students who left the university to fight in the Civil War.

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The UNC’s website notes the significance of the Davie Poplar tree. It is known for its resilience and historical significance, “where, as legend has it, Revolutionary War General William R. Davie selected the site for the University.” It is located alongside monuments that recognize the college’s foundation and defining moments.

This attack is transparently targeted at White America.

The victim was a STEM teacher, too. Not some useless women’s studies professor.

It fits entirely within the definition of “terrorism:”

FBI:

Domestic terrorism: Perpetrated by individuals and/or groups inspired by or associated with primarily U.S.-based movements that espouse extremist ideologies of a political, religious, social, racial, or environmental nature.

Both BLM and antifa are movements espousing extremist ideologies, and this attack was meant to influence political discourse through violence.

That this guy, whoever he is, is being treated as a mentally unstable individual rather than a political/racial terrorist is totally unacceptable.