The government imports countless third world people into your country because there are not enough people around, and because there are not enough people around, you’ll have to live in a tiny flat to free space up for all of the foreigners that need to come into your country.

After the totalitarian police state uses its Antiviral Authority to establish what they call a “New World Order,” everyone will be forced to live like this.

This “trend” will eventually permeate every Western country.

Daily Mail:

Shoe-box flats the size of disabled parking bays have been green-lighted for construction, flying in the face of a fierce backlash.

Developers have brushed off criticism over their 182-square foot apartments and insist the micro-homes are ‘a perfectly reasonable size‘.

A kitchen, bathroom and bedroom cram inside the proposed rooms, which will be fitted inside a building on Huntingdon Road, Cambridge.

Appliances are squeezed into every corner of the micro-homes, with a fridge, a cupboard, hobs, a washing machine, a bed and a desk pressed against the walls.

Campaigners are up in arms over the development, branding the flats ‘appalling’ and are petitioning for the plans to be ripped up.

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Marchingdale Developments, which are building the flats next yards away from Cambridge University, said it was disappointed with the criticism and added the plans were fully compliant with legislation.

A spokesman said: ‘The prior approval process was introduced by central government in 2013 to increase the delivery of housing and to promote the reuse of vacant office buildings.

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‘The units are of a perfectly reasonable size, allowing for all of the necessary functions to support daily life, and our clients are very clear that there is both a need and demand in Cambridge for the form of accommodation proposed.

The house arrest lifestyle will definitely be less enjoyable in such tiny prison cells inhabitable spaces, but people are not likely to complain much – just like they didn’t complain much when all of their rights were literally and blatantly taken away.

After all, just like the lockdown, this will keep people safe because it will destroy the family and force everyone to live alone, reducing the chances of spreading the flu.

Everyone will live a bug’s life.

One prison cell “house,” one person.

One suit, one human.

There’s a world outside.

Some people like to say that you are what you eat, but considering that lions aren’t gazelles, perhaps we’d be better off trying to solve our existential questions by looking at what we do with our lives instead.

I’m not saying that you are what you do, but these scientists suggest that if you spend most of your time contorted in a pretty disgusting position, you’ll turn into a pretty disgusting creature.

Daily Mail:

She’s got a hunched back, swollen limbs and bloodshot eyes — and in twenty years, you’ll be just like her if you don’t improve your working conditions, experts warn.

‘Emma’ — the sickly work colleague of the future — is a life-sized dummy built to show how sitting all day at ergonomically-unfriendly desk might affect workers.

This cautionary vision was cooked up by researchers after interviews with more than 3,000 employees about their health issues and concerns.

The team call for radical changes to the way we work — including more ergonomic office future and breaks to get staff off of their seats and moving about.

This is what a feminist looks like:

Strong, empowered, and independent.

That’s quite a disgusting sight.

Here’s a lion cub to wash your eyes with:

Offices should be mandated by law to offer standing desks.

Behavioural Futurist William Higham and a team of experts from the fields of ergonomics, occupational health and professional well-being set out to investigate the effects that office workplaces are having on employee health.

Based on surveys of more than 3,000 workers in France, Germany and the UK, the team predicted how offices might change the human body over the next 20 years.

From their findings, which were commissioned by office equipment firm Fellowes, the researchers teamed up with model specialists Helix 3D Ltd to create ‘Emma’ — a disturbingly distorted life-sized mannequin to illustrate the potential impact of modern workstations on our bodies.

Poor Emma has a permanently hunched posture sitting for hours every day over her desk, dry red eyes from prolonged exposure to a computer screen and sallow skin for spending years trapped under the glare of artificial light.

‘The Work Colleague of the Future report shows that employers and workers really need to act now and address the problem of poor workplace health,’ said Mr Higham.

‘Unless we make radical changes to our working lives, such as moving more, addressing our posture at our desks, taking regular walking breaks or considering improving our workstation setup, our offices are going to make us very sick.’

‘As a result, workers in the future could suffer health problems as bad as those we thought we’d left behind in the Industrial Revolution.’

The researchers found that office workers spend an average of six hours sitting at a desk each day.

They may spend an average of six hours sitting at a desk each day, but what about sitting on a couch?

More than 90 per cent of those surveyed reported being concerned that this was too much time — and 98 per cent fearing such could lead to future health problems.

In the UK, the team found that 90 per cent of office workers reported experiencing health issues that reduced their productivity and almost half suffer from eye strain, sore backs and headaches caused by their workspace.

Work-related sick days cost the economy £77 billion every year.

Furthermore, seven out of ten workers reported turning to medications to combat these problems.

Yeah, it’s not enough to show that the working conditions deform and harm the human body — you have to show that the economy is hurt too!

‘Over time, sitting at a desk all day is going to have profound effect on office workers’ health, both physically and psychologically,’ said ergonomics expert and report contributor Stephen Bowden.

‘Steps should be taken to ensure normal everyday movements become part of the job. One way to get people moving and reducing the time they sit for is consider more ergonomic furniture in the workplace, such as sit stand desks.’

These, he added, can help to prevent workers from developing long-term health conditions.

Working conditions may be horrible, but at least you’re in control of the rest of your day.

Taking a walk, playing a sport, exercising, and even just spending time standing are all things that will help you escape poor Emma’s fate.

Bugmen will spill the beans to any slut O’Keefe throws at them.

A Project Veritas undercover investigation has revealed a senior network security engineer at Twitter suggesting that his company turns over the private communications and deleted tweets of President Donald Trump to the Department of Justice. If true, it is yet unknown whether Twitter is voluntarily disclosing this sensitive information or acting under a court order. Twitter is currently in the midst of defending itself from left-leaning criticism that President Trump hasn’t been removed from the enormous media platform for violations of Twitter’s Terms of Service.

And here’s part two.

There is like, zero white people working at this company. They don’t even have any white sluts.

In the latest undercover Project Veritas video investigation, eight current and former Twitter employees are on camera explaining steps the social media giant is taking to censor political content that they don’t like.

I sure do hope this leads to an investigation.

Twitter needs to be regulated by the government.

Bugman-ism kills. Take a stand today.

After an violent atheist liberal shot up a church last week, the whole nation was made aware of the bugman threat against normal, decent people.

While fedora-wearing, Hilary-voting, Neil Degrasse-Tyson-quoting spergs were generally recognized as a pathetic nuisance before, their anti-social and nihilistic tendencies were believed to be merely limited to angry social media posting.

But we were wrong.

Tired of being universally ridiculed and held in contempt, the small-souled bugmen of the world are moving on the offensive and threaten our way of life. Unless we act, we’ll soon all be forced to buy Apple products and watch debates between Richard Dawkins and creationists.

Is this the future you want? Vim is pretty good though. And that mechanical keyboard… Sexy. Damn, I might be too far gone… I’ll have to kill myself now.

This must end now.

Daily News:

So many Texans showed up to support parishioners of a small-town church attacked by a maniac mass shooter that Sunday’s service had to be held at a nearby baseball field.

Among the speakers in Sutherland Springs for the service one week after the attack that left 26 people dead was the pastor of First Baptist Church, the Rev. Frank Pomeroy.

Pomeroy’s 14-year-old daughter was among the victims of the shooting.

“We have the freedom to choose and rather than choose darkness as that young man did that day, I say we choose life,” Pomeroy said.

He chose darkness long ago, in an orgy of reddit atheist memes.

“The people who died, lived for their Lord and savior.”

Sen. John Cornyn was also in attendance at the congregation’s first church service since the Nov. 5 attack.

“It really shows the resilience, to come back from such a horrific and awful tragedy of what happened last Sunday. I wanted to be here to show solidarity,” said attendee Baine Serna, 41, who joined hundreds of other supporters and mourners. “The church is showing that it’s healing already. There’s already restoration. It shows that evil will not win. That there’s still a lot of good in humanity. There’s still a lot of people who love one another. The service exemplifies what it means to come together.“

Coming together against the bugman threat is a good first step.

But now, we need action.

I propose an act outlawing fedoras, atheism and Hillary Clinton.

This is all in the interest of public safety, of course.