It’s just incredible how stupid white conservatives are.

Frankly, it’s because they’re fat. One of the main reasons they are so fat is that they drink beer. Beer also drops testosterone. Most of these retards also stopped smoking because of disinformation hoaxes about fake health risks associated with smoking, so they don’t get the nicotine testosterone boost.

These people want to process faggot beer – so they go buy a different label from the same faggot beer company.

Modelo is majority owned by Anheuser-Busch. There is some weird distribution deal in the US that involves another company, but Modelo is an AB beer.

New York Post:

Bud Light sales suffered their worst week ever, falling 25.7% — endangering its status as the world’s No. 1 beer brand, according to the latest data provided to The Post on Tuesday.

The plunge follows a 24.6% decline from the previous week and the sixth straight week sales have been hit since trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney promoted Bud Light on April 1.

The precipitous drop has narrowed the gap in sales between Bud Light and nearest rival Modelo Especial, which saw its sales surge 9.2% for the week ending May 20, according to Bump Williams Consulting and NielsonIQ data.

“While Bud Light loses week after week, Modelo Especial gains week after week and now Modelo outsells Bud Light on a national basis across all trade channels combined,” Bump Williams, who runs the consulting firm, told The Post.

“If this continues Modelo will surpass Bud Light for the year,” he added.

…

The backlash also has caused sales of other Anheuser-Busch beers to dive.

For the week ending May 20, Budweiser plunged 11.2%, Michelob Ultra fell 6.5%, Busch Light was off 5.2% and Natural Light was down 4.9% according to the data.

Okay, well, at least they know some of the beers that are owned by Anheuser-Busch.

Modelo hasn’t been the only competitor to benefit from Bud Light’s seismic miscalculation.

Yuengling, which bills itself as “America’s Oldest Brewery,” has seen sales of Yuengling Flight soar by a whopping 47.6% and its lager spike by 32% for the four-week period ended May 20, according to the data.

Yeah, Yuengling is independent.

But I mean, come on.

Modelo is making the headlines.

Why are people on social media not saying “IT’S THE SAME COMPANY, GUYS”???

What’s more – Budweiser has been selling anal beer for years and years. They were only shipping it to gay bars, apparently, but they have been producing rainbow beer with the “GLAAD” logo for at least a decade.

Why was that okay, but the tranny bath ad is too far?

It just shows how totally incompetent conservatives are.

Why do they even drink beer??

Why not drink vodka-soda like normal people the world over who don’t take joy in being fat slobs???

If you drink vodka, you can support a real conservative cause – the Russian holy crusade against the global Jew-anal agenda.

The way Fatmercians and other Anglos drink beer is simply beyond the pale.

No one else in the world does this, other than Mexico, which is also a fat country.

I tell people this, and they say “well, the rest of the world are all faggots.”

Well, you’re the one with the estrogen overload.

Literally guzzling a liquid that you know for a fact increases estrogen and then saying “anyone who doesn’t do this is a faggot” is peak Americanism.

After being continuously bested by the Mouse, Ron DeSantis threatens to build a state prison next to Disney World

Spending all his time on petty retaliation while Fort Lauderdale is drowning#DeSantisDestroysFlorida #DeSatan #DeSantisIsADangerToTheUSApic.twitter.com/FGz6KV1WZg

— Caitlin of County Kerry (@lynn_of_cait) April 17, 2023

I said from the beginning that the single “exceptional” thing Meatball Ron did was attack Disney, and the only reason that was exceptional is that he’s the only governor of the state with DisneyWorld.

With everything else he’s done, other red state governors have done it better, and in many cases, a lot better.

This fat slob Meatball did the covid stay at home orders. Seven (7) states didn’t do that. His anti-tranny stuff was on par with 15 states and worse than 9 states. His fake anti-vax mandate were the same as 15 states (Montana was the only state with a real mandate ban).

So, because his war with Disney is his only unique thing, and the thing that’s gotten him the most publicity, he’s become megalomaniacal.

At first I guess he was kind of winning, then Bog Iger came back and he is losing badly and looking like a kook freak. He’s now saying he’s going to build a prison next to DisneyWorld, the threat presumably being that convicts will escape and hurt children visiting the park (see above clip). Frankly, that’s probably the single most bizarre political threat I’ve ever heard.

After threatening to send convicts to hurt children, Meatball then declared total victory, without explanation as to what he’d won.

Disney’s sloppy and futile attempt to subvert the will of the Legislature and Floridians was uncovered by our state oversight board and their 11th hour agreements will be nullified by the Legislature.

Disney’s corporate kingdom is over. pic.twitter.com/GomGyfEDLS

— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) April 17, 2023

The sonovabitch did a Bud Lite commentary video.

I’m serious.

EXCLUSIVE: Gov. DeSantis On Bud Light Boycott:

"Why would you want to drink Bud Light?

If we don't push back they're gonna keep doing it. If you don't have conservative beer drinkers, they're gonna feel that.

It's a righteous. Pushback is in order.

I'll never drink Bud again" pic.twitter.com/tIOI1W8c1J

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 17, 2023

Notice how he’s still trying to copy all of Trump’s mannerisms?

Except Trump wouldn’t say all that goofy boomer bullshit about Bud Lite.

The guy is coming off the rails.

It’s funny to see.

I don’t really even care, but it’s funny.

I’ve yet to see someone go woke and then go broke.

Is this the first time?

I seriously doubt it.

Revolver News:

The folks in the Bud Light marketing department, led by “woke” VP Alissa Heinerscheid, who’s pronouns are “She/Her,” probably didn’t expect the type of backlash they received after teaming up with controversial trans TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney.

Heinerscheid, a Wharton grad,  believes that abandoning Bud Light’s loyal customer base of white men, in order to appeal to transvestites and women, is a “smart” marketing move.

We wish Alissa a lot of luck trying to convince women and transvestites to drink Bud Light.

She’s in for a rude awakening.

As a matter of fact, after this latest trans-stunt, Alissa will probably need lots of luck and prayers to get ANYBODY to drink Bud Light. They’ve taken a massive $4 billion loss:

On March 31, Anheuser Busch had a $132.38 billion market cap

As of today, it’s now $128.4 billion

You know what that means?

The Woke Bud Light campaign has already shaved off nearly **$4 BILLION** in company value

Don’t let Dems lie to you – Conservative Boycotts WORK pic.twitter.com/xLGbs6F1MV

— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) April 10, 2023

The Bud Light brand was already in decline before Dylan Mulvaney tiptoed into the picture.

Bloomberg reported on the bleak numbers for America’s King of Beers. Bud Light, which is by the far the most popular beer in the U.S., saw its sales drop 17 percent between 2012 and 2017, falling to $14.5 billion, according to Euromonitor International.

Alissa was hired to bring in new Bud Light customers and “save” the failing brand.

And instead of doing that, she’s turned the King of Beers into a laughing stock and a meme.

And now, distributors are spooked. They’re watching this backlash intensify and it’s starting to cause some major panic.

I don’t believe this at all.

If you drink Bud Lite, you’re already a tranny.

This is liquid estrogen.

You might as well be injecting HRT.

You should drink this tranny beer to feed this guy:

Beer man struggling financially thanks to Anheuser-Busch going woke pic.twitter.com/ffTqWZEWHS

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) April 8, 2023

You should really also just inject HRT as well, as I’m sure that helps someone’s family.

I don’t know what you gay retards think. This beer is filled with estrogen.

You can watch adds like this:

Remember when these were our beer commercials? I mean, are you legit telling me these ads wouldn’t absolutely dominate today? I think they’d be even more popular today because the entire country hates these woke pussies. pic.twitter.com/v6gmjAqHDE

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 9, 2023

But you’re still drinking estrogen.

You can watch adds that have jacked Nazis slaughtering niggers and then chugging Bud Lite – and you’re still drinking estrogen.

No matter what the ads say, you are drinking estrogen.

Please, please, please, give up on life.

You are pathetic and worthless, and you are better off dead.