SHOCK: Boris Johnson is Out of Intensive Care, Doing Fine
Boris Johnson sports a hale complexion, despite being ravaged by an evil communist virus from China. I’m simply shocked that a 55-year-old man was able to survive the flu. I…
Boris Johnson Spends Second Day in Intensive Care
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer April 8, 2020 Boris! Not Boris! CNN: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has spent a second night in intensive care at a London hospital, suffering from coronavirus. Johnson is…
UK Government Now Endorsing Theory That Coronavirus is a Chinese Bioweapon
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer April 6, 2020 The good guys named their secret organization “Cobra” for some reason. You’d best start believing in the media hyping up jingoism in preparation…
Boris Johnson Goes to the Hospital for Coronavirus
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer April 6, 2020 The Cobra Command Center is really gay. Boris Johnson just went to the hospital. He’s fat, but I think this is fake. I…
British Prime Minister Announces Incoming Bastard Child
Daily Stormer March 1, 2020 Isn’t it embarrassing for a country to have a leader announcing a bastard child? I guess I just maybe don’t understand current year social norms,…
Brexit Finally Happens for Real
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer February 1, 2020 Tonight we are leaving the European Union. pic.twitter.com/zZBsrf4BLe — Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) January 31, 2020 It hath occurred. New York Times: To the…
Boris Says He Wants to Push a Brexit Vote Before Christmas
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer December 15, 2019 For a long time, I’ve believed that Brexit wouldn’t ever actually happen. And that if it did, it would be some “soft” form…
UK Election: Tories Win by Massive Landslide, Worst Labour Defeat Since 1935
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer December 13, 2019 Well that wasn’t much of a contest at all, was it? BBC: Boris Johnson will return to Downing Street with a big majority…
Boris Johnson Releases Horrendous Race-Mixing Ad Ahead of Brexit Vote!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer December 10, 2019 Holy hell. How are we still talking about Brexit? Hello, 2016 Department? Business Insider: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has parodied the 2003…
UK: Boris Successfully Gets Snap Elections Scheduled for December 12
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer October 30, 2019 The idea is that this will effectively be a second Brexit vote and if Boris wins, Brexit will then happen. Except I think…