Clearly Santa has always been a black man. Don’t be racist Goy.

Santa Claus was modelled off Saint Nicholas, and Saint Nicholas was not a Negro.

This should be enough for people to realize that Santa Claus is in fact not black, never was black and should never be black.

The 1823 poem ‘A Visit’ (a.k.a The Night Before Christmas) appears to be the first piece of literature that moulded and gave character to the westernized Santa we are all familiar with.

‘A Visit’ was penned by Clement Clarke Moore (son of Reverend Benjamin Moore) who was not a Negro.

It’s disputed that Henry Livingston Jr was possibly the author of that poem, and not Clement Moore. But Livingston is also not a Negro.

In 1931, Dutch artist Haddon Sundblom drew Santa for Coca Cola. This is what shaped and created the visuals for the Santa we have today. And you can be sure that Haddon Sundblom was not a Negro.

You know who was a Negro? Santa’s slave, Zwarte Piet.

Because the Dutch know what’s up

So my question is, why would anybody think it’s ok to hire a black man to play a character that’s clearly white?

Daily Mail:

A Minnesota mall’s decision to hire its first-ever black Santa has resulted in an appalling racist backlash.

This week Mall of America announced that it had hired professional Father Christmas Larry Jefferson to bring gifts and good cheer to the children of Bloomington and the surrounding area.

Speaking to WCCO on Wednesday, Jefferson said that his four-day run at the appointment-only Santa Experience was ‘no big deal’, explaining: ‘I’m still Santa, I just happen to be a Santa of Color‘.

‘Santa is still just Santa. Kids are very innocent, they just love Santa,’ added the former army vet, who has been a professional Santa for 17 years.

‘Mommy, why is Zwarte Piet dressed as Santa?’

As long as the Porch Monkey thinks Santa can be Black and it isn’t that big of a deal, then it’s all good.

And a poster under the name Laquisha Reynolds made a series of vicious remarks, referring to Jefferson’s hiring as ‘an atrocity’ and claiming that ‘blacks [ate] each other in Africa’.

She also said that if Martin Luther King Jr were to be played by a white man ‘blacks would try to kill him‘.

Other comments, worse than these, made repeated use of the N-word and equally appalling slurs.

The Star Tribune shut down its comments on the page about Jefferson, according to an editor there. The writer of the article later said ‘We routinely turn off comments on articles involving racial issues’.

(I’m sure they turn off the comments when black people claim to be victims.)

A Caucasian should play Martin Luther King Jr.

Remember- the white guy pretending to be Martin Luther King Jr is still just Martin Luther King Jr., he just happens to the Martin Luther King Jr. that’s white.

If a black man must play Santa, then at least do it properly.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Dindu soon would be there.

If you have to ask yourself ‘is Santa really white?’ chances are it’s because he’s white.

And why are niglets so racist that they can’t take presents off a white man? Why does he need to look like them?

I wish black people invented something of value so that I could use it as an example of why’d there’d be backlash if we talked like this about one of their pieces of history 

What’s next? Are immigrants going to cry that Befana being an old Italian white woman intimidates them and they need her to be Muslim?

Obviously I’m just being racist because if anything white people have had very little to do with Christmas, and it’s really black people who should be claiming it as part of their culture.

Their contributions to Christmas is widely documented and is proof as to why Santa should be and really is black:

St Tyrone, imagined by artist DeShawn LaPrell

‘Nutcracka In Da Hood’, score by Jamal Dekekisha

Laquisha and La’Kisha Dacron celebrating Christmas, circa 1900

Christmas Carols like ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’ and ‘Angels We Have Heard On High’ were composed by the celebrated musician, La’Quishria Trevon

So yeah.

Caucasians invented Santa. It’s white culture, it’s not up for debate and you’re lucky we let non-whites take part in the celebration at all.

Black Santa gets shot by black children while in the process of bringing them joy. The poor bastard.

I don’t have a witty quip about this. It is both hilarious and sort of sad. But exactly what you would expect to happen.

This is why the basic concept of Santa is White. Because if there was a black Santa, he would get shot.

Obviously Santa Claus is White.  The basic idea of a man coming into your house at night to give you things is clearly a representation of White cultural values.

I think blacks, instead of trying to steal Santa like he was an elderly woman’s purse, should invent their own black Christmas figure.  They can call him “Nigga Clows” or “Muffuggen Sanna,” and after he slides down your chimney, instead of giving you presents he rapes your wife and daughter and steals all the copper wiring out of your walls before burning your house down.

From Torstar News:

A New Mexico high school teacher who questioned an African American student’s decision to dress up as Santa Claus on the grounds that the mythical North Pole figure was white has been put on paid administrative leave.

Students at Cleveland High School in Rio Rancho, just north of Albuquerque, were told last week they could dress up as holiday characters. But when Christopher Rougier, an African American ninth grader, showed up dressed as Santa Claus, he was called out by the teacher.

“Christopher, don’t you know Santa Claus is white? Why are you wearing that?” the student’s father, Michael Rougier, told local television station KOB, relating what he described as the teacher’s remarks.

The boy’s father said his son felt ashamed and embarrassed by the remark, which came to light amid an ongoing media spat over Santa’s skin colour after a Fox anchor asserted last week on the air that Santa Claus was white.

This story might have been fabricated to further the Megyn Kelly “Santa is White” drama.  I have certainly never heard of a black child having a father (edit: just saw the video, his father is White lol).

Somebody call up John Friend and that Jew 108morris and see if they think these people are crisis actors.