We believe in “no child left behind.”

All white children must learn that they are evil for being white, and the only way they can make up for this is by going full-tranny.

Daily Caller:

A California school district is using lesson plans designed by its Black Lives Matter Task Force (BLM) to help teach 7th graders about their implicit bias during Black History Month, according to the curriculum obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.

In an effort to address “issues related to racial justice,” Anaheim Union High School District (AUHSD) requires 7th through 12th grade teachers to use a curriculum created by the schools’ Black Lives Matter Task Force, a coalition dedicated to creating equity for African American students and staff within the district, according to screenshots of the curriculum obtained by the DCNF. The curriculum teaches students about the “daily effects of white privilege” and “implicit bias.”

“In an effort to bring the concepts of racial justice to the forefront of your education during Black History Month, the BLM Task Force created a lesson for all 7th graders to help you explore and think critically regarding concepts of race, racism and racial equity,” the curriculum stated. “While this topic may feel sensitive for some, it is a crucial part of Civic Engagement that we value in the AUHSD.”

The required lessons in 2023 come as a part of a resolution approved by the Anaheim Union High School Board in 2020 which requires teachers to give students the lessons created by the Black Lives Matter Task Force or either assign them as homework, according to the resolution obtained by the DCNF. The lessons began Feb. 13 and are to be completed by March 3.

In 7th grade, science teachers give the lesson “don’t judge a book by its cover” which teaches students about “implicit bias” and how their own “implicit biases affect others,” the curriculum showed. The lesson provided suggestions for students aged 11-14 on how to be more “mindful” and “aware” of their learned implicit biases.

Students in 8th grade, or ages 12-16, are taught to learn empathy, critical awareness and respect, the curriculum showed. The lesson explains to students how stereotyping can cause prejudice and discrimination.

This is separate from the BLM thing

The “school to prison pipeline” lesson details social justice and what “historical disadvantages” minorities face through statistics on black incarceration rates, suspension and expulsion rates, the curriculum for 9th graders showed.

In tenth grade English, the “let’s talk about privilege” curriculum discusses the “daily effects of white privilege.” Students are asked to reflect on their own privilege and taught how they can use their power to help those “without a voice,” the curriculum showed.

Students in 11th grade receive the “stay woke” lesson which teaches students how their implicit biases are created and can cause them to affect others positively or negatively, the curriculum showed. Students are asked to reflect if assimilation has “taken precedence” over their cultural identity.

In 12th grade, students complete a lesson on systemic racism which shows them data on how “generation of systemic racism have led to educational and economic disparities,” the curriculum showed. Students learn how systemic racism affects “black people negatively” and then are asked to discuss their own beliefs.

“This lesson is designed to help you explore and think critically about concepts such as race, racism and racial equity, which can be a challenging topic,” the curriculum stated. “Inappropriate comments or remarks will be identified for correction.”

At the end of the lesson, students are encouraged to sign up for Black History Month events promoted by the school district’s Black Lives Matter Task Force in order to earn community service hours. Students can earn credit for events such as a “black history parade” and the school district’s Black History Month celebration.

I remember people claiming that this BLM stuff was over, just because the organization itself got exposed for serious corruption.

But none of this stuff ever ends.

BLM will be with us forever, and the virus hoax is going to come back stronger than ever, with even more fake vaccines.

The only social is a total societal collapse.

They’re talking about a “backlash online,” but obviously, the real fear is that the Joe Biden Justice Department would come down on them if they didn’t force children to learn about fake black history.

RT:

A charter school in Utah made a U-turn on its decision to allow families to “exercise their civil rights” and opt their children out of lessons relating to Black History Month, after facing a major backlash online.

“We regret that after receiving requests, an opt-out form was sent out concerning activities planned during this month of celebration,” Maria Montessori Academy’s board of directors announced on Sunday.

The school in North Ogden, which has a majority white student base according to the Utah State Board of Education, uses Black History Month to incorporate specific teachings about the history of black Americans in both social studies and history classes. After receiving a handful of complaints, last week the school sent families an opt-out letter offering everyone the option to “exercise their civil rights to not participate in Black History Month at the school.”

The First District of Utah is a welcoming, inclusive community, and our children should learn and celebrate Black history without controversy. We cannot learn American history without learning Black history. Read my full statement here: https://t.co/4H829eGcy4 #utpol

— Rep. Blake Moore (@RepBlakeMoore) February 7, 2021

However, the move soon made national news and outrage spread online, with some calling the move racist. Faced with the backlash and growing attention from the media and politicians, school officials apparently rushed to hold a meeting with parents to resolve the issue.

Virtually all “black history” is fake.

Do you know why it’s fake?

Because the real history of black people would embarrass black people.

We have a very good record of the real history of black people, because it still exists now – in Africa, many blacks are still living exactly as they did ten thousand years ago.

Look:

I guess you can talk about sports accomplishments, and jazz music or something. But other than that, blacks do not really have any history. That is why people are opposed to these “black history month” indoctrination courses – because they are just lies.

Harriet Tubman is a stupid hoax as well. This bitch did nothing that matters, and they’re putting her on the $20 bill. Why? Because she’s black?

I’ve said from the beginning, if you’re going to put a black person on the $20 bill, put one of the black people who actually accomplished something: Sugar Ray Leonard, John Coltraine, OJ Simpson, Michael Jordan, 2 Pac of Gucci Mane.

Or, just put one of those lip plate people.

Just be honest. Tell the truth.

Quit it with this fake bullshit.

At this point, they’re on the verge of just playing Black Panther in schools and saying it’s a documentary and Wakanda is real.

Black History Month is in full swing, folks!

This is a time when all of us celebrate the phenomenal achievements of the African race, which include – but are definitely not limited to – peanut butter, Super Soakers and the role of Morpheus in The Matrix.

Unfortunately, not everyone is as supportive of Black History Month as the staff at the Daily Stormer.

It looks as though a bunch of closeted Trump supporters on NBC’s Today Show recently decided to whip the feelings of blacks by revealing that Queen Nefertiti, the famous ruler of ancient Egypt, was…

Well…. maybe not entirely white…

But you know… huwhite.

Not a nigger, anyway.

NotNewHipHop:

During yesterday’s TODAY Show, a reconstruction of Queen Nefertiti decked in her traditional royal regalia was revealed. A team of historians, artists and other professionals, led by Expedition Unknown’s Josh Gates, painstakingly worked on the portrait bust in order to ensure its accuracy. However, the final product has left many people dumbfounded with one very peculiar choice; the colour of Nefertiti’s skin.

Queen Nefertiti was once the queen of Egypt, and mother to the legendary King Tut. She would have had a noticeably dark skin tone similar to residents of the African empire. In the reconstruction, Nefertiti appears to be slightly sun-kissed, and is rendered with an uncharacteristically rosy pout.

The general consensus when describing the physical appearance of an Egyptian queen would be that she would have had brown skin that did not look like a tan acquired on a vacation in the tropics.

…

After the bust’s grand reveal, people took to Twitter to express their outrage or utter confusion at what they had just seen.

Uh-oh. Black meltdown in 3… 2… 1…

How dare y'all @TODAYshow reveal that whitewashed Nefertiti that's not my queen y'all bugging it's #Queen #BHM

— the deity Neith (@thedeityneith) February 7, 2018

The new replica of #shakazulu the #african #king #nefertiti isn't white she's a #black #Queen… https://t.co/n31LJoHMZk

— Bryant Cedric (@HungryMCsStreet) February 7, 2018

Would've been better off using mine. #Queen #Nefertiti #SupaBlackGirl pic.twitter.com/bZjdb6xToy

— Traci Young Byron (@Supa_BlackGirl) February 7, 2018

I’m not an expert on ancient history, but I’m pretty sure that even my 8-year-old dog, who still hasn’t figured out that the reflection in the mirror is actually him, knows that the rulers of ancient Egypt weren’t moon crickets from darkest Africa.

Even if you overlook the fact that all reliable historical depictions of Queen Nefertiti exhibit light skin and Caucasoid features, we still have Occam’s Razor to contend with: would a low IQ race that never invented the wheel have ruled over the most advanced and prosperous kingdom on the continent?

Or would they have been the servants of whites and higher-caste Arabs, used for menial labor and other unpleasant tasks?

‘Nuff said.

Nonetheless, we shouldn’t discourage blacks from believing that they wuz queenz ‘n’ kangz. This year’s aggressive surge in black revisionism, coupled with the hype for the upcoming Black Panther movie, has really caused #Blaxit to take off on social media.

And if there’s one thing that we White Supremacists should be promoting on social media with our black Twitter accounts, it’s Blaxit.

Gogogogogogo! Let’s get these stupid apes out of America!

There are just too many non-Whites in public service today, especially in law enforcement. Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking “Azz, exactly how many is too many?”

Obviously, one is too many, but that ship sailed long ago. Today, let’s focus on the racial equality that’s going on with the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department.

But first, a disclaimer: I do not endorse the channel or the people who uploaded this video, and their purpose in uploading it is entirely different from my reasons for posting it here.

What do we see going on in this video? This is the Dallas County court complex, where all of the county and district courts are, as well as the giant zoo known as The Lew Sterrett Justice Center, aka The Dallas County Jail, or at least the main jail facility. Dallas county is so full of criminal blacks and beaners that they require tons of warehouse space for them, so they have converted everything from a luxury hotel once owned by Doris Day and frequented by The Beatles to a New Holland Tractor factory into extra mud people storage.

What we have here is some young, apparently White guy, whose age is yet to be determined, who fancies himself an “activist.” Whether he is purely an anti-cop activist, or just an open government type, he was doing nothing wrong in these videos, IMHO. We pay for these people and the facilities in which they work, and they are given authority over the citizenry, so it’s good to have video of them doing their thing. If not for such video, no one would believe you when you tell them that retarded Negresses and foreigners who can barely speak English, if at all, are the bulk of an entire county’s law enforcement.

And what do we get for that money and that trust? We get obese, ooking, ape-like blacks who proudly chase young White people, trying to steal their cameras and taking off their belts, threatening to “beat dey asses muhfuggah,” in uniform, with pride!

And we get African savages who can barely form a thought more complex than “muh dik” if their lives depended on it, ordering citizens off public property with zero legal authority to do so.

And what is up with this goofy, lying zipperhead? Does he think he’s still in Red China?

The Jews did this.

I remember, way back in the stone age of the 1970s, when the courts upheld a rule that the Texas DPS, which is what we call our State Troopers, could no longer enforce their height and fitness rules. All State Troopers were required to be over six feet tall and had rigorous fitness standards, as they were our most elite large law enforcement agency, and their image was the image of Texas LEOs in general, not to mention the practical aspects of having tall, fit, well-educated and professional state police.

One day I saw one of the first hires under the new federally enforced diversity regime. I went into some store and there were two DPS officers in there. One was of the type to which I’d been accustomed my entire life. A sergeant, probably around 6’3″, lean, fit, looking for all the world like a Matt Dillon type sheriff if not for the khaki DPS uniform, and he had a trainee in tow. It was a squatty black woman with her pants skin tight, to better showcase her disgusting behemoth of a backside. She had a tiny cowboy hat atop her head, and her giant afro made it look like a little boat floating on an ocean of brillo. I remember thinking they should just get rid of the uniforms and have them all wear clown costumes.

Needless to say, the quality of our peace-keeping apparatuses has been in rapid decline ever since.

Our cops are, as the great Commander Rockwell says in the above video, the enforcers of law and order. And these things are being consciously destroyed. They want to destroy the police department because it’s all that stands between us and the Jews, the angry minorities, and the violent communists.

Looks to me like the Dallas County Sheriff’s department can be filed in their “Mission Accomplished” folder. These lowbrow sub humans do not care one bit about law and order, and in my experience, most of them hate Whitey as badly as the average BLM groid in the street.

But I could be wrong, and it is Black History Month, so let’s all be tolerant just this once and celebrate the accomplishments and contributions of Black people by watching this uplifting, racially diverse video!

Bust of Queen Nefertiti, 1370–1330 BC, wife of Pharaoh Akhenaten. Amazingly enough, some claim she was black.

February is officially “Black History Month” in America, Britain, and Canada, and it is now commonplace during this month to recycle stories about past “great black civilizations” and “black inventions”—except, as demonstrated below, these claims are all mythical.

The most widely heard claim of a great “past black civilization” is that of ancient Egypt, because of the existence of a number of black, or “Nubian,” pharaohs.

The facts of the matter are as follows: ancient Egypt was founded in 3300 BC, and the Nubians ruled only for a short period between 732 and 664 BC.

This was more than two thousand years after ancient Egypt had been founded—and, significantly, the black ascendancy to the throne marked the collapse of Egypt, not its foundation.

In reality, as demonstrated in the profusely illustrated full-color book, The Children of Ra: Artistic, Historical, and Genetic Evidence for Ancient White Egypt, the founders of ancient Egypt were of European racial stock.

Although blacks and Semites were present in small numbers at the early stages of ancient Egypt’s history, they only featured as trading partners, slaves, or hired mercenaries.

Above, left: Yuya, an Egyptian nobleman from 1400 BC. He was the father of Tiy, the wife of Pharaoh Amenhotep III. Yuya’s blond hair has been well preserved by the embalming process. Alongside, his equally blonde-haired wife, Thuya, great grandmother of Tutankhamen. From The Children of Ra.

Above: A statue of Ramesses II, nineteenth dynasty (1292–1225 BC), and his mummy. From The Children of Ra.

Above: A bust of the female Pharaoh Hatshepsut, fifth pharaoh of the eighteenth dynasty (1509–1458 BC), and her mummy. From The Children of Ra.

Above: Artwork depicting Pharaoh Seti I, made during his lifetime at the Temple at Abydos, circa 1320 BC, and his mummy. From The Children of Ra.

Above: Close-ups of the sides of Tutankhamun’s “Hope Chest” showing Semitic and black enemies being defeated. From The Children of Ra.

Above:  Nubians bringing tribute to the pharaohs, Tomb of Sobekhotep, twelfth dynasty, circa 1850 BC. From The Children of Ra.

Above: Egyptian slave market, with black slaves waiting to be sold. Bologna Museum. From The Children of Ra.

In addition, the white Egyptians left many written references to the black population in Nubia, and in their own country. The most complete record and translation of these scripts was undertaken by Professor James Henry Breasted, Professor of Egyptology and Oriental History in the University of Chicago in his worksHistory of Egypt, from the Earliest Times to the Persian Conquest, and his Ancient Records of Egypt series.

The ancient Egyptians invaded Nubia several times, and the final conquest of that land was attained by Sesostris III in 1840 BC. As translated by Breasted, the first Semneh stela inscription recounting the subjugation of Nubia by Sesostris III reads as follows:

“Southern boundary, made in the year 8, under the majesty of the king of Upper and Lower Egypt, Sesostris III . . . in order to prevent that any black should cross it, by water or by land, with a ship, or any herds of the blacks; except a black who shall come to do trading in Iken, or with a commission. Every good thing shall be done with them but without allowing a ship of the blacks to pass by Heh, going downstream, forever.”

More transcripts and illustrations are available online here.

By the time of the twenty-fourth dynasty, about 730 BC, Egypt’s population resembled that of today: a mixed-race mass made up of white, Semitic, and black extraction.

In 727 BC, the Nubian king Piye invaded Egypt and established the twenty-fifth dynasty. This era was the first genuinely black rule in Egypt, and although the twenty-fifth dynasty is counted as part of the historical line of rulers of Egypt, it had no links at all with the earliest kings—and founders—of that civilization.

This Nubian dynasty came to an abrupt end when Egypt was invaded by the Assyrians in 655 BC, only some 72 years later.

The Afrocentrist claim that the handful of black pharaohs from the twenty-fifth dynasty “proves” that ancient Egypt was African in origin is as false as claiming that the United States of America was founded by blacks because it had a half-black president in 2011—or that Detroit was founded by blacks because it has a majority black population in 2015.

In fact, as the historical record shows, the appearance of blacks as “pharaohs” marks the end of ancient Egypt, not its foundation.

It is not only in ancient history where these “black history” myths are propagated. Every February, the public is treated to a large number of claims about “black inventions” as well.

The most prominent of these claims are briefly discussed hereunder.

Myth 1: Filament for lightbulb.

The claim: Lewis Latimer invented the carbon filament in 1881 or 1882.

The truth: English chemist/physicist Joseph Swan experimented with a carbon-filament incandescent light in 1860, and by 1878 had developed a better design which he patented in Britain.

On the other side of the Atlantic, Thomas Edison developed a successful carbon-filament bulb, receiving a patent for it (#223898) in January 1880. From 1880 onward, countless patents were issued for innovations in filament design and manufacture (Edison had over 50 of them).

Neither of Latimer’s two filament-related patents in 1881 and 1882 were among them, nor did they make the lightbulb last longer, nor is there reason to believe they were adopted outside Hiram Maxim’s company where Latimer worked at the time.

Myth 2: The artificial heart pacemaker control unit.

The claim: Invented by Otis Boykin.

The Truth: Boykin did develop his own control unit for the artificial heart pacemaker, but this was not an innovation, merely an improvement upon the already existing pacemaker, which had first been developed in 1926, by Dr. Mark C. Lidwill of the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital of Sydney, Australia. Without the prior development of the pacemaker, Boykin’s improved control unit would never have come about.

Myth 3: The fireproof safe.

The claim: Invented by Henry Brown in 1886.

The truth: Strongboxes had been around since at least 1835, when English inventors Charles Chubb and Jeremiah Chubb took out a patent for a fireproof safe. Brown’s “invention” consisted of dividing the interior of a strongbox into compartments to hold documents.

Myth 4: The multiplex telegraph.

The claim: Invented by Granville T. Woods.

The truth: The earliest patents for train telegraphs go back to at least 1873. Lucius Phelps was the first inventor in the field to attract widespread notice, and the telegrams he exchanged on the New York, New Haven & Hartford Railroad in January 1885 were hailed in the Feb. 21, 1885 issue of Scientific American as “perhaps the first ever sent to and from a moving train.”

The claim: Invented by Gerald A, Lawson in 1976.

The truth: Gerald Lawson worked as director of engineering and marketing for Fairchild Semiconductor’s video game division, and oversaw the production of the Fairchild Channel F video game console, which was the main competitor to the Atari system. However, Lawson’s contribution was only possible by him using the 8-bit microprocessor Fairchild F8 Central Processing Unit (CPU), developed by white engineers at the Fairchild Company. Without disparaging Lawson’s design capabilities, it can be asserted that without the F8 CPU, the gaming unit would never have been created.

Myth 6: Laser cataract surgery.

The claim: Patricia Bath “transformed eye surgery” by inventing the first laser device to treat cataracts in 1988.

The truth: Use of lasers to treat cataracts in the eye began to develop in the mid-1970s. M.M. Krasnov of Russia reported the first such procedure in 1975. One of the earliest US patents for laser cataract removal (#3,982,541) was issued to Francis L’Esperance in 1976.

In later years, a number of experimenters worked independently on laser devices for removing cataracts, including Daniel Eichenbaum, whose work became the basis of the Paradigm Photon device; and Jack Dodick, whose Dodick Laser PhotoLysis System eventually became the first laser unit to win FDA approval for cataract removal in the United States.

Myth 7: 3-D graphics technology used in films.

The claim: Invented by Marc Hannah in 1982.

The truth: Although Hannah is a specialist in developing the computer hardware which filmmakers and others use to create 3-D graphics, the actual company for which he works, Silicon Graphics, Inc. (SGI), was founded in 1981 by Jim Clark, whose research work in computer graphics led to the development of systems for the fast rendering of three-dimensional computer images.

Myth 8: The gas mask.

The claim: Invented by Garrett Morgan in 1914.

The truth: The invention of the gas mask predates Morgan’s breathing device by several decades. Early versions were constructed by the Scottish chemist John Stenhouse in 1854 and the physicist John Tyndall in the 1870s, among many other inventors prior to World War I.

Myth 9: The traffic signal.

The claim: Invented by Garrett A. Morgan in 1923.

The truth: The first known traffic signal appeared in London in 1868 near the Houses of Parliament. Designed by J.P. Knight, it featured two semaphore arms and two gas lamps. The earliest electric traffic lights include Lester Wire’s two-color version set up in Salt Lake City circa 1912, James Hoge’s system (US patent #1,251,666) installed in Cleveland by the American Traffic Signal Company in 1914, and William Potts’ 4-way red-yellow-green lights introduced in Detroit beginning in 1920. New York City traffic towers began flashing three-color signals also in 1920.

Garrett Morgan’s cross-shaped, crank-operated semaphore was not among the first half-hundred patented traffic signals, nor was it “automatic” as is sometimes claimed, nor did it play any part in the evolution of the modern traffic light.

Myth 10: Peanut butter.

The claim: Invented by George Washington Carver in 1903.

The truth: Peanuts, which are native to the New World tropics, were mashed into paste by Aztecs hundreds of years ago. Evidence of modern peanut butter comes from US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, for a process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts reached “a fluid or semi-fluid state.” As the product cooled, it set into what Edson described as “a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment.”

Myth 11: The blood bank.

The claim: Created by Dr. Charles Drew in 1940.

The truth: During World War I, Dr. Oswald H. Robertson of the US army preserved blood in a citrate-glucose solution and stored it in cooled containers for later transfusion. This was the first use of “banked” blood.

By the mid-1930s the Russians had set up a national network of facilities for the collection, typing, and storage of blood. Bernard Fantus, influenced by the Russian program, established the first hospital blood bank in the United States at Chicago’s Cook County Hospital in 1937. It was Fantus who coined the term “blood bank.”

Myth 12: Washington DC city plan.

The claim: The city was designed and laid out by Benjamin Banneker.

The truth: Pierre-Charles L’Enfant created the layout of Washington DC. Banneker assisted Andrew Ellicott in the survey of the federal territory, but played no direct role in the actual planning of the city.

Myth 13: The air brake/automatic air brake. The claim: Invented by Granville Woods in 1904.

The truth: In 1869, a 22-year-old George Westinghouse received US patent #88929 for a brake device operated by compressed air, and in the same year organized the Westinghouse Air Brake Company.

Myth 14: The air conditioner. The claim: Invented by Frederick Jones in 1949.

The truth: Dr. Willis Carrier built the first machine to control both the temperature and humidity of indoor air. He received the first of many patents in 1906 (US patent #808897, for the “Apparatus for Treating Air”). In 1911 he published the formulae that became the scientific basis for air conditioning design, and four years later formed the Carrier Engineering Corporation to develop and manufacture AC systems.

There are many more such examples, but the topic would become tedious.

It is furthermore unlikely for Africa to have produced any inventions or advances at all, given that the average sub-Saharan African IQ ranges between 60 and 80. According to the internationally-accepted Sanford Binet intelligence scale, an IQ of 80 to 89 is regarded as “dull.”

Finally, as pointed out in the book Race by Oxford University’s Professor John Baker, the wheel was unknown in sub-Saharan Africa even in the mid-1800s. Baker quotes the explorer Dr. David Livingstone’s diaries which describe the Africans in the village of Linyanti, in present-day Namibia, as turning out in their thousands to see his “vehicles in motion and thus for the first time to observe the rotation of a wheel” (Chapter 19: The Negrids II. Foreign influences on culture, Race, Prof. John Baker).

To believe that a people who, only 170 years ago, did not have the wheel, could produce ancient civilizations and invent modern machinery, beggars belief.

MTV has produced one of the worst videos ever in celebration of Black History Month.

The video features a White male, who we are shown is totally stupid, saying that he wishes there was a White History Month. A magical Negress then appears and explains to him that Blacks invented everything and created America.

People actually believe things like this. I’m serious. There are people that will watch this and say “well, I know Blacks don’t see very smart, but they must be because they invented everything and created America.”

It’s the most important month of all again: Black History Month.

Let us reflect on the great accomplishments of the Negroid people.

At a time when the Christian faith is struggling for relevance in an increasingly secular western world, a bunch of bible-bashing bleeders in England have made it that little bit less desirable to join the church by arguing that God should be considered a ‘she.’

The Express reports how a feminist pressure group within the Church of England is squabbling with the male hierarchy like a coven of feminist Jewish social science majors and insisting that the concept of God being a ‘he’ is just male oppression. WATCH, or Women and the Church, have their blessed bloomers in a twist over the use of the divine HE when describing or addressing the almighty.

Emma Percy, a member of this gaggle of god-bothering girlies, issued a statement in which she narked, “When we use only male language we reinforce the idea that God is like a man and, in doing so, suggest than men are therefore more like God than women,” adding, “If we take seriously the idea that men and women are made in the image of God both male and female language should be used.”

Naturally, this is what has come of allowing bitches to be priests. Hilary Cotton, who has the oppressively masculine title of chairman of WATCH prattled on about how the “issue” had been discussed at a high level within the Anglican church, which was now working hard to please these whining feminists by feminising the liturgy.

The holy hussy harped on about how, “We are at a very preliminary stage in terms of shifting the language of worship.

“The question of how might we rewrite the worship services of the church of England in a way that broadens our understanding and perception of God is a really difficult question per which we will wrestle for a number of years to come.”

Sounding like an uppity dindu during black history month, she then made the tall claim that, “This has arisen now in part because of the change in gender culture, but actually it has emerged at all sorts of points in Christian history.”

Yeah, sure… the women’s rights lobby has its own chapter right there in the bible between ‘thou shalt not flush thy sullied sanitary pads down the brasco,’ and ‘God maketh woman bleed because she deserves to.’ Or something.

Yapping on and on as women do, snoozing reporters woke up long enough to jot down her droning remarks about how this sexist non-secularism arose from a chauvinistic early history stretching back to the church’s origins in Rome.

Earlier in this year of our Lord, or Lady, the Church of England took its firmest step yet in the process of destroying Christianity by anointing their first female bishop. Libby Lane, which sounds like a stripper’s stage name, was consecrated as the Bishop of Stockport.

Thus, the brides of Christ are all lesbians, and any intemperate rumbling of nature is just God having her period.

Meanwhile, the recruiting line at the local mosque just got a whole lot longer.

In honor of Black history month, we are celebrating what we believe to be some of Black history’s greatest moments.  We believe it is necessary to silence all of these evil “racist” White people who falsely claim that there is nothing to celebrate about Black history.

Back in 1991, the United States Senate was set to confirm Clarence Thomas a Black man to a seat on the Supreme Court.  Before the confirmation vote, a Black woman and law professor named Anita Hill who previously worked with Thomas claimed that Thomas had sexually harassed her in the early 1980s.  She would go on to testify in front of a Senate committee detailing how Thomas bragged to her about the size of his penis and his ability to give oral sex to women.  She also claimed that he made strange remarks about pubic hair on coke cans.

Even though that alone would qualify as a noteworthy moment in Black history, it was testimony from Hill about Thomas’s pornographic viewing habits that made this a truly great moment in Black history.  According to Hill, Thomas was particularly interested in a Black male pornographic film star named Long Dong Silver who was endowed with an 18 inch penis.

Thomas would eventually get confirmed to the Supreme Court, but it is Long Dong Silver’s work in the pornographic film industry that is truly the stuff of Black history legend.  His work in such films as Beauty and the Beast, Long Dong Silver and Electric Blue 1 and 3 conclusively proved that Black men have on average a penis that is three times the size of White men.  By exposing Silver’s work to a broader American audience, both Hill and Thomas convinced many White women that they should have sex with many different Black men because of their much larger penis size.

Some misguided cranks among the radical fringe of “racist” White nationalists claim that Silver’s penis was a prosthetic and he did not actually have an 18 inch penis.  None of these kooks have been able to prove this wild conspiracy theory and have all been widely discredited by credible Jewish scholars and media pundits.

Jew sexologist Dr. Hiram Faggotberg agrees stating, “I’ve watched Long Dong Silver’s entire movie collection and it is absolutely shocking to me that anyone would suggest that Mr. Silver’s 18 inch penis isn’t real.”

Silver’s contributions to the world of pornography have proved to all that Black men have a much larger penis size than White men.  If it was not for Hill and Thomas, the reality of the big Black “muh dik” might still be considered a myth.  That is why Silver’s pornographic film contributions and their subsequent exposure to mainstream American audiences by way of Thomas and Hill represent a truly great moment in Black history.

One of the things that “racist” White people say about Blacks is that they can’t swim.  I would like to say that this is a completely unfounded and mean spirited stereotype towards Black folk.

Since we are celebrating great moments in Black history this month, we would be remiss if we did not mention Eric “the eel” Moussambani the Equatorial Guinea swimming legend.

At the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney Australia, Moussambani inspired the entire world with a memorable performance in the 100 meter freestyle.  Moussambani showed the world that Black men can swim and that anyone who disagrees is a hate filled “racist.”  It could be argued that he alone is responsible for inspiring millions of young Africans to take up the sport of swimming.

Watch Moussambani’s unforgettable and now legendary performance below.