Is Binance About to be Legalized?
What did Binance even do? AP: The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present…
Big Banks Preparing for Fed Reversal on Crypto
You might as well go ahead and place the order for your Lambo, crypto bros. It’s all coming up roses. We’re standing on the verge of the big win-win! New…
El Salvador Submits to the IMF, Stops Forcing People to Use Bitcoin
JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador smash buys another 11 Bitcoin! 20 $BTC in 7 days 59 in 30 days TOTAL: 6,067 BTC worth $602,568,362 pic.twitter.com/WMNFtq3nhi — Bitcoin Archive (@BTC_Archive) February…
Trump Says Tariffs May Cause “Some” Pain
“Some”? Bro, single biggest one day crypto drop in history. Fix this shit. I don’t even know wtf “tariffs” is. RT: US President Donald Trump has acknowledged that Americans could…
Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting…
All My Love to Donald and Melania, These Meme Coins are the Best
***CLEARLY MARKED*** THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ***CLEARLY MARKED*** My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump…
El Salvador Will Buy More and More Bitcoin Despite IMF Begging Them Not To
🇸🇻EL SALVADOR SECURES $3.5 FUNDING DEAL ➡️Bitcoin remains legal tender ➡️El Salvador will continue buying bitcoin (at possibly an accelerated pace) for its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve ➡️Bitcoin capital markets will…
Bitcoin Pops to $106,000 After Trump Says He Wants Bitcoin Strategic Reserve!
If Trump makes Bitcoin strategic reserve and causes $15 trillion to be dumped in it, I will forgive whatever wars he starts for the Jews. Reuters: Bitcoin surged to a…
Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
Betting on Trump on Polymarket was a good idea and so was buying Bitcoin. It’s cooled off slightly now at time of writing, but during the period where it first…
Trump Buys Burger with Bitcoin!
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump uses #Bitcoin to pay at a bar in New York. pic.twitter.com/ZAkeW5AH5g — Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) September 18, 2024 One of the most historic transactions in #bitcoin…