Earlier this week, Beto O’Rourke invaded a press conference held by Governor Greg Abbott about the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

The highly moral O’Rourke, believed to be an Irish Mexican, was using the dead children to promote his campaign for governor.

Beto O’Rourke just interrupted Greg Abbott’s press conference pic.twitter.com/UFXo0PajYK

— p e t e (@plana_journ) May 25, 2022

Beto then held his own press conference to whine about those dead children. Asked by supporters what his next trick would be, Beto informed the media that he is demanding a hardwood floor be installed atop the graves of the dead children so that he can “tap dance for gun control.”

“These children are dead because guns exist,” O’Rourke said with a charming grin. “I intend to fight for their right to live by tap dancing on their graves and demanding gun control as part of my brilliant campaign to become ruler of this evil state of Texas.”

Most people think this is very normal and good.

Asked about the style of tap dancing he intended to do on the children’s graves, Beto replied that he wanted to dance “an old-fashioned negro jig.” After saying that, he put on his sunglasses and did duckface.

Someone from the media pointed out that “negro” is not a politically correct term.

Beto then removed his sunglasses and started weeping uncontrollably, saying that he misspoke, and he actually planned to do the dance as “an old-fashioned BIPOC jig.” Tears flowing down his face, Beto then told a staff member to play “Behind Blue Eyes” by The Who.

As Roger Daltrey moaned that “no one knows what it’s like to be the sad man,” Beto did a remarkable thing: he began to tap dance.

Just then, Greg Abbott rolled in in his wheelchair and began shouting: “You can’t tap dance to The Who! It’s time we took action to stop this! We have to do what needs to be done!”

While Beto kept on dancing, one of his henchmen said “you sonovabitch! You get out of here! Get this man out of here! Sir, you’re a sonovabitch coming in here and making a political thing out of this!” The henchman then grabbed Abbott’s wheelchair by his horns and pushed him down a flight of stairs.

Beto then took off his tap dancing shoes and but on a pair of Airwalks – he picked up a skateboard and started doing kickflips.

Screaming directly into the camera, he screamed: “I’M CHANGING MY DEMANDS: I DEMAND GOVERNOR ABBOT INSTALL A HALFPIPE ON THE GRAVES OF THESE MEXICAN CHILDREN! I’M GOING TO SKATE FOR LIFE! THESE KIDS JUST WANT TO LIVE!”

Just then, Greg Abbott climbed up the stairs he’d just been pushed down, his incredible arm strength dragging his useless floppy legs, and said: “You’ve got yourself a deal, Beto. I challenge you to a skate-off on the halfpipe I just ordered built on the top of the graves of those Mexican children.”

The room went dead silent for a full ten minutes, as everyone just looked around at each other – eyes darting crisscrossed. Finally, Beto’s henchman said: “you’re gonna ride the halfpipe in your crip-wagon, you sonovabitch?”

“Yes,” Abbott said. “You bet I am.”

Beto felt an emotion then that he’d never felt before: and that emotion was called “fear.”

He lashed out: “you’re not my dad, Greg!”

Abbott squinted, gripping the stair: “No, I’m not. But this Sunday, you’re going to be calling me ‘daddy’ after I beat your ass like your real daddy should have done a lot time ago, you paddy spic.” Abbott then did duckface.

Abbott was then informed by the media that both “paddy” and “spic” are politically incorrect terms, and Abbott started crying.

Just then, ADL leader Jonathan Greenblatt emerged from the shadows. The crowd gasped.

“I forgive you for saying that, Abbott – you’ve been a great friend of Israel,” Greenblatt said.

“Mr. Greenblatt, sir, I beg you my Lord, but I love the Jews and Israel even more than Greg Abbott,” Beto told the Jewish leader.

“I know,” said Greenblatt. “And that’s why I’m endorsing you for… President of the United States of America!”

“Lord Greenblatt!” Abbot cried, “He’s not even running for President!”

“You will leave that decision to me, Abbott!” Greenblatt snapped. “But I haven’t finished. Greg, I also endorse you… for President of the United States!”

Abbott’s eyes lit up: “You’re endorsing us both?”

“Yes,” Greenblatt said, before telling his henchman to play a Yiddish tap-dancing song.

Greenblatt then started doing the moonwalk.

Someone in the audience screamed: “You can’t do the moonwalk to a tap-dancing song!”

“Get that Anti-Semite out of here!” Greenblatt screamed. Beto’s henchman then punched the man in the face and threw him across the floor like a bowling ball towards that stairs. The man hit Abbott and they both tumbled down the stairs.

“He we go again!” Abbott cried out.

As Greenblatt moonwalked his way back into the shadows, the crowd gasped as Donald Trump descended from the ceiling on a platform.

“I’ve just been reelected,” Trump said before a long pause, allowing for further gasps by the audience “…as judge of Sunday’s halfpipe competition!”

“You can’t do this!” Beto cried.

“I just did.” Trump said with alpha male energy. “Where do you think those dead Mexican children are buried? That’s right, Beto: Trump Grand Cemetery in Orlando, Florida.”

Trump then ordered one of his henchmen to play the Puff Daddy remix of that Led Zeppelin song.

Someone in the audience shouted: “that song sucks, you Nazi!”

Trump replied: “So do you.”

The Mexican parents of the dead children then began climbing through the windows – they had been banned from the event by Beto. One of the parents know as El Diablo Del Maximo was wearing a Mexican wrestler’s mask. The rest of the parents were dressed as a mariachi band and carrying instruments. El Diablo Del Maximo then began singing in Mexican, as the band began playing a Livin’ lad vida Loco by Ricky Martin.

Beto because yelling down the stairs: “You hear that, Abbott! Those dead children will never be able to live the crazy life because you snuff them out!”

Abbott, whose mangled body lay tangled halfway down the flight of stairs, yelled to the cops: “My heroes! Arrest these Mexicans!”

The hero cops then began torturing the parents of the dead children while laughing maniacally.

“We support the police!” yelled Beto, “They’re the only ones who should have guns! But we need to defund them!”

Just then, nude Ukrainian refugee women swung in on ropes and started screaming at Beto O’Rouke, demanding more financial aid. Beto tried to explain that he was not governor yet, but that when he was, he would steal the guns from everyone in Texas and send them to the Ukraine.

But the Ukrainian women couldn’t understand English. One of them bit Beto on the shoulder. He then looked at her nude body and noticed: “monkeypox! She’s got monkeypox!”

The crowd began to scatter for the exits, as Trump ascended on his platform, saying: “it’s just smallpox, don’t be a pussy, Beto.”

The skateboarding competition is scheduled for 1 PM EST and will air only on Pay-Per-View at a price of $700.

The Abortion Wars have only just begun.

We’re recruiting a few good men to fight for the rights of WOMEN.

Because the fact is: MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT.

No matter what we were telling you a week ago – MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT.

Today is MOTHER’S DAY – that means ABORTION IS FOR WOMEN.

Remember: Cori Bush is a fat sheboon whore.

Tucker Carlson goes after @CoriBush for using the the phrase "black birthing people" and argues "everything is about race now." pic.twitter.com/RzR1eoLPlT

— Tucker Watch (@TuckWatch) May 8, 2021

Black people need to shut their mouths about WOMEN and their RIGHTS to ABORTION.

This isn’t 2021. This is current year, and ABORTION is about WOMEN.

Thank The Science for Beto.

New York Times:

Several thousand people in Texas’ largest city rallied for abortion rights on Saturday, one of numerous demonstrations held across the country days after a draft opinion from the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade was leaked. They were joined by a host of Democratic officials, including former Representative Beto O’Rourke, who is running for governor.

The rally in Houston, at Discovery Green, a downtown park, might have been the largest gathering of the protests that were scheduled in more than a dozen cities and communities on Saturday. They varied widely in scale and attendance. A morning event outside a Catholic church in Manhattan drew dozens of people. A demonstration in downtown Detroit featured roughly 200. A rally in Chicago attracted more than a thousand.

Many more protests were planned on Sunday in cities including San Jose, Calif., Kansas City, Mo., Fort Wayne, Ind., Oklahoma City and Orlando, Fla. Next weekend, thousands could gather in Washington for the Women’s March.

In Houston on Saturday, some in attendance took advantage of the rally to turn it into a family outing. Marco Barbato, 35, an engineer, brought his 4-year-old daughter so she could see how democracy worked and witness people standing up for what they believed in, he said.

“It is a woman’s business to do what they wish with their bodies. She needs to know that, and she needs to be heard and speak up herself,” Mr. Barbato said, referring to his daughter.

There is nothing braver than a father standing up for his daughter’s right to murder his grandchildren.

Abortion is about families.

Abortion is about love.

Most of all, abortion is about WOMEN.

We have to fight back against MAGA extremist and terroristic disinformation about “birthing people.”

It’s time we started picketing that fat black bitch Cori Bush and her anti-woman rhetoric.

We have to shut down all of this “birthing people” nonsense.

Black birthing people in D.C. made up 90% of recent birth-related deaths according to a new study, underscoring the severity of the city’s maternal health crisis. https://t.co/KBxfYzNkEK

— DCist (@DCist) April 30, 2022

We have to stand against the far-right agenda to spread disinformation about “uterus-havers” and “biological front holes.”

It’s time to stand with WOMEN.

Far-right propaganda about front-holes and birthing persons is KILLING WOMEN.

Common Republican wisdom is that it is impossible for a Republican to win another gubernatorial race in Texas.

That wisdom stops looking so wise when we start talking about Beto O’Rourke.

New York Times:

Beto O’Rourke, the former El Paso congressman who became a darling of Democrats after nearly defeating Senator Ted Cruz in 2018, is inching closer to announcing a run for governor of Texas, according to three people who have spoken with him.

In recent weeks, Mr. O’Rourke has been making calls to Democratic leaders across Texas to inform them that he is seriously considering taking on Gov. Greg Abbott, a Republican who is up for re-election next year. And he has begun talking to supporters about having them join his campaign staff. A decision could be made in the coming weeks, the three people said, possibly as soon as October.

Democrats in Texas have been urging Mr. O’Rourke to get into the race for governor almost from the moment he dropped out of the 2020 race for president, a quixotic effort that stumbled early and failed to gain traction amid a crowded primary field.

But despite his troubles on the national stage, Mr. O’Rourke has maintained a deep wellspring of support in Texas, where many Democrats still display the black-and-white Beto signs from the 2018 campaign on their lawns and on their cars.

Mr. O’Rourke did not respond to calls or text messages seeking comment.

Beto is loved by the media, and hated by everyone else.

The media doesn’t really understand the level of disconnect that exists between them and normal people, so they are basically certain to force through Beto as the Democrat candidate for Texas governor. And then he will probably lose.

But I hope that cripple gets challenged and beat in the primary, otherwise it doesn’t really make any difference. The cripple is basically as bad as Beto on every issue that matters.

Although the best thing would be if Abbott runs against Beto and then Abbott rides his wheelchair in a halfpipe competition against skater Beto.

In that case, I would have no choice but to support the winner of the competition.

It turns out that Donald Trump isn’t going to go through with his plan to ban immigration. But after it was announced, we witnessed former Democrat presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke make some really weird tweets.

Who the fuck do you think is working on the farms and feed lots, in the packing houses and processing plants at a time where we are struggling to feed ourselves? Who is in the kitchen? Who is picking, preparing, serving the food we eat and cleaning up afterwards?

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) April 21, 2020

The strangest of the strange series of tweets read: “Who the fuck do you think is working on the farms and feed lots, in the packing houses and processing plants at a time where we are struggling to feed ourselves? Who is in the kitchen? Who is picking, preparing, serving the food we eat and cleaning up afterwards?”

This really illustrates how completely out of touch the Democrat elite are better than any short series of words I have seen so far. Most of us do not have Mexicans working in our kitchen, serving us food or cleaning up our food. Having Mexican house servants is a privilege of the wealthiest people in this country. The fact that Beto speaks as if every household in America has a Mexican maid is actually shocking. He was such an unnaturally manufactured candidate that you would expect he would have people reviewing his tweets and pointing out things such as the fact that him complaining about Donald Trump trying to take his house servants away would come across poorly.

Moreover, this really speaks to the mindset of these people. They are an elite that is concerned about the interests of the elite, and any framing of this in terms of humanitarianism is just a way to market support for their own decadent lifestyle. I’m sure Beto likes his house servants, and is kind to them. Or I would hope so. But for him, immigration is primarily about maintaining a servant class than it is about transferring wealth to brown people to correct historical injustice.

Transferring wealth to brown people to correct historical injustice never made any coherent sense. People using these talking points were always just about signaling that they are good people because they believe the things they’re told to believe. The actual driving force behind immigration is the desire of the elite to drive down wages in order to maintain a permanent underclass. Attaching weird and confusing pseudo-religious morality to it was always just a hoax to get a bunch of stupid people to go along with an elite agenda while thinking they’re supporting the underprivileged.

You don’t see the mask come off very often, as it is so easy for them to just go around morality-shaming anyone who dares question this agenda. They call them evil skin-haters for not wanting to be ethnically cleansed in their own countries, and everyone either shuts up or has their life destroyed.

Beto volunteered the information that he is concerned about his house servants because he’s that weird and out of touch. It would be great if they did this more often.

Whatever narrative they come up with in the future is going to need to be different than the “help the poor innocent brown people” narrative, because when white Americans are homeless and hungry or on the edge of being homeless and hungry, “white privilege” is not going to sell.

Julian Castro is floating the idea that mass immigration is a solution to an unemployment crisis.

You cut off immigration, you crater our nation’s already weakened economy. It’s that simple @realDonaldTrump. What a dumb move. https://t.co/kHYYy9VN7y

— Julián Castro (@JulianCastro) April 21, 2020

I don’t think that is going to work either.

Honestly, “don’t you dare try to take my house servants” is probably as good a narrative as any.

I assume Scientologists probably actually do this stuff.

They function the same as Jews or Mormons. It’s actually the only way to survive in this multicultural hell – you have to be in an extremist cult.

Stereogum:

Cedric Bixler-Zavala of the Mars Volta and At The Drive-In had to put down his family dog yesterday after she ate rat poison, and he says that Scientologists protecting That ’70s Show actor Danny Masterson were behind it. In 2017, Bixler-Zavala’s wife Chrissie Carnell Bixler accused Masterson of raping her while they were dating in the late ’90s. Several other women have also made similar accusations against Masterson, who has denied all the allegations. Bixler-Zavala and Carnell Bixler are both former Scientologists; Masterson is currently an active member of the Church Of Scientology.

Loudwire reports that Bixler-Zavala, Carnell Bixler, and other accusers filed a lawsuit against Masterson and the Church Of Scientology last August for stalking and harassing them in an attempt to silence the allegations. “I’m at the vet dealing with another hurt animal,” Bixler-Zavala wrote on Instagram this week alongside a photograph of rat poison rolled up in raw meat. “This is what I’ve been finding in my front and backyard. This is what scientology does when you speak about the predators they protect … This is the 2nd dog we’ve had to put down due to the harassment from private investigators and Scientologists. This only makes us stronger. “

Here are all his posts on the topic of Danny Masterson poisoning his dog and raping his wife.

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I’m at the vet dealing with another hurt animal. This is what I’ve been finding in my front and backyard. This is what scientology does when you speak about the predators they protect.

A post shared by DESTROYER OF CULTS (@cedric_bixler_zavala_) on Jan 21, 2020 at 12:42pm PST

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We had to put her down today. This was the result of eating rat poison rolled up in raw meat. This is the 2nd dog we’ve had to put down due to the harassment from private investigators and Scientologists. This only makes us stronger. My boys named her biscuit. They still don’t understand what’s happening. We said goodbye to her and let her go peacefully.

A post shared by DESTROYER OF CULTS (@cedric_bixler_zavala_) on Jan 21, 2020 at 5:37pm PST

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DANNY MASTERSON IS A VIOLENT SERIAL RAPIST. He and his church will do anything to cover up his crimes. @chrissiebixler they have not won. They will never win.

A post shared by DESTROYER OF CULTS (@cedric_bixler_zavala_) on Jan 22, 2020 at 1:11pm PST

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Here we have Bijoux Phillips aka Danny’s wife mocking my wife by reciting the details of my wife’s police report about the rape. Bijoux you’ve always been a little entitled piece of shit. Your movies suck and you treat your fellow actors like garbage. Don’t get me started on that fucking awful nasal queef you call a voice.

A post shared by DESTROYER OF CULTS (@cedric_bixler_zavala_) on Jan 22, 2020 at 2:08pm PST

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Scientology and Danny Masterson have now murdered two of my sweet baby dogs. Biscuit would have turned one this week…. Baby Ethel, please take care of our little Biskey til we all meet again…. How many times can a heart break?

A post shared by Chrissie Carnell Bixler (@chrissiebixler) on Jan 21, 2020 at 4:46pm PST

That sucks.

I hate to hear about dogs dying.

And Cedric is probably a nice guy.

I liked The Mars Volta of course, but At the Drive-In really made an impression on me when I was in those developmental teenage years.

Great stuff.

He sure did get fat though.

He just looks like a fat Mexican slob.

Did you know: he played in a band with Beto O’Rourke?

True story.

Being a fat Mexican slob is at least better than being Beto O’Rourke.

It’s funny that Scientology will kill dogs to defend Danny Masterson’s honor but they can’t get him (or his wife) a single role in a movie or a show.

Like, have you even ever seen that guy after That ’70s Show?

No, I’m just joking.

I wish he’d committed a murder-suicide, and would have assumed he’d do that before dropping out.

But all he did was drop out.

CBS News:

Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke of Texas announced Friday he is dropping out of the presidential race. “Though it is difficult to accept, it is clear to me now that this campaign does not have the means to move forward successfully,” O’Rourke wrote, announcing his decision on Medium.

“This a campaign that has prided itself on seeing things clearly and speaking honestly and acting decisively,” O’Rourke told emotional supporters after the announcement. “We have to clearly see at this point that we do not have the means to pursue this campaign successfully and my service will not be as a candidate nor as the nominee for this party for the presidency.”

O’Rourke told supporters that although “this is the end of the campaign, we are right in the middle of this fight.” He said he will “do everything I can to support the eventual nominee of this party with everything I’ve got and I encourage every single one of you to do the same.” He vowed to be part of “all the same causes that brought us here,” including gun control, climate change and structural racism.

lol, climate change and structural racism.

Okay, Beto.

Okay, Robert Francis.

Those are issues people really care about. Actually no, they don’t. They really actually seem to only care about issues involving MONEY – whether it is their pensions (Joe Biden) or their student loans (Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren). The whole liberal social agenda is only really popular with fewer than 10% of people who are all on Twitter.

https://t.co/2Y0AonwJ7M

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) November 1, 2019

They’re saying he didn’t have any money left.

That was after he got the most donations ever, and the most donations ever from Jews.

They said this little faggot was going to be the frontrunner.

His campaign collapsed because his personality is disgusting, his weird face is gross, and that thing he does where he flaps his arms around is totally off-putting.

I also don’t think coming out with “I’m going to kick in your door and take your guns” was really the best move.

Poor bastard.

"Beto. Ah, that poor bastard. Poor pathetic guy. He was pathetic. Remember, the arms are flailing, remember that?" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/s9zZfFHOgt

— Shem Horne (@Shem_Infinite) November 2, 2019

So Beto is just openly saying that he’s going to go door-to-door and steal your guns.

Even my favorite CNN columnist Chris Cillizza is like “WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE LAD.”

CNN:

Beto O’Rourke’s best moment on Thursday’s Democratic presidential debate — which also doubled as his best moment in the 2020 campaign to date — came when ABC’s David Muir asked whether he supported a mandatory buyback of assault weapons.

“Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47,” O’Rourke said to raucous applause from the crowd in Houston, Texas. “We’re not going to allow it to be used against our fellow Americans anymore.”

The former Texas congressman defended that stance in an interview on CNN’s “New Day” Friday, insisting the issue would not hurt his party.

“It’s not a concern of mine and that’s in part informed by listening to people in conservative parts of America,” he said. “And folks are saying, ‘Look, I would give up that AR-15 or that AK-47. I don’t need it to hunt, don’t need it to defend myself in my home.’ They recognize this is a weapon designed for war, to kill people as effectively, as efficiently, and in a great a number as possible.”

Which, well, count me skeptical that O’Rourke’s idea will gain widespread political support. Here’s why.

For decades, the National Rifle Association — and its Republican allies in Congress and now in the White House — have used the idea of confiscation to win the gun debate. If Democrats were in control, they’d come to your house and take your guns!, the argument goes. It’s why gun purchases soared in the immediate aftermath of Barack Obama’s election in 2008, for example.

“It depends on if Democrats want to take your guns away,” President Donald Trump said in response to questions Thursday about whether some sort of gun control measure might be passed by Congress this fall. “If this is a movement by the Democrats to take your guns away, it’s never going to happen.”

Up until very recently, the Democrats-want-to-get-rid-of-the-Second-Amendment talk was, like so much of Trump’s rhetoric, outlandish and without any basis in facts. Obama in 2008 and 2012 and Hillary Clinton in 2016 expressly made clear they had no interest in any sort of mandatory collection or buyback program.

“Of course Hillary does not support national mandatory gun buyback programs, including those modeled after Australia’s program,” said a Clinton campaign spokesman in 2016 when the NRA attacked her for allegedly supporting confiscation. “She was discussing voluntary buyback programs, which are drastically different than what occurred in Australia and are regularly run by cities across the America.”

That changed — or at least shifted — on Thursday night with O’Rourke’s comment.

But what Chris Cillizza doesn’t understand is that he’s a complete retard.

This election is not about winning an election.

This is about normalizing talking points that were previously considered completely insane and untouchable – such as door-to-door gun roundups.

The way the human psyche works is that the more times they hear these things, the more comfortable they get with the ideas. This election is about making sure they hear them as many times as possible, period.

Beto is a dead in the water freak candidate, so his only purpose now is to go out there and say insane stuff for the media to focus on and start a massive discussion about.

By 2024, door-to-door roundups of guns will be considered not only reasonable, but necessary.

Especially after all the mass murders that this new Joker movie is going to cause.

There is no more First Amendment.

Of course the Second Amendment is going to be gone by the next election.

How stupid are these people?

You people should have talked about the real life shit that was happening in front of you – the complete end to your freedom of speech – instead of rambling on about underground satanic pedophile tunnels.

I’ve said that Beto O’Rouke is being propped up as a candidate even though he’s well below 1% in the polls because he’s being used to humiliate white men. As a representative of white men, he is the most pathetic welp imaginable, and simply makes all of us look like worms.

However, the secondary purpose of leaving this sickening weirdo in the race is that because he has no chance at all, he can be used to inject completely insane communist agendas – beyond what even Elizabeth Warren is able to say – into the public discussion.

Breitbart:

Democrat presidential hopeful Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke suggests citizens will comply and surrender their AR-15s if his proposed ban is put into place.

O’Rourke anticipates citizens’ automatic compliance will erase any need for police to go door-to-door.

The Washington Examiner quoted O’Rourke saying, “I don’t see the law enforcement going door to door. I see Americans complying with the law. I see us working with gun owners, non-gun owners, local, county, state, federal law enforcement to come up with the best possible solution.”

Nobody is going to comply and all of these cocksuckers know it.

Door-to-door is the only way, and when they say “I don’t see door-to-door,” what they mean is “of course door-to-door.”

He added, “I have yet to meet an owner of an AR-15 who thinks it’s OK that we have these kind of mass killings in this country.”

When asked to clarify his plan for enforcement of the ban, O’Rourke said, “How do you — how do we enforce any law? There’s a significant reliance on people complying with the law.”

The Democrat presidential hopeful is counting on Americans to simply hand over their AR-15s, AK-47s, and other commonly-owned semiautomatic rifles if the government tells them to do so.

They are using this sick freak to normalize the fact that they are going to kick in your door and take your guns.

That is really the entire purpose of this election cycle.

The Democrats are not expecting to win.

They are expecting to indoctrinate the public into accepting full communism as normal, which they will then force down your throats in 2024.

Beto O’Rourke, known for being edgy (extremely interesting), has dropped an F-bomb while demanding that Americans be stripped of their basic Constitutional rights after some guy in Texas couldn’t take it anymore and went on a GTA-style rampage.

We don't know how many have been killed. We don't know the motivation. But here's what we do know: This is fucked up. pic.twitter.com/NRvyPfUjiM

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) September 1, 2019

Speaking in Virginia, cool skateborder man said:

Not sure how many gunmen. Not sure how many people have been shot. Don’t know how many people have been killed. The condition of those who have survived. Don’t know what the motivation is, do not yet know the firearms that were used or how they acquired them. But we do know this is f-cked up. We do know that this has to stop in this country. There is no reason that we have to accept this as our fortune, as our future, as our fate.

Many people have pointed out that what is actually f-ed up is his disgusting face, which features a mouth that looks like it is upside down.

Imagine that this twerp is being sold as a sex symbol.

He has horrible posture.

And zero muscle mass.

The only thing that I can imagine women finding sexy about him is that he’s a criminal.

Anyway, he is totally out of the presidential race, but he’s still hanging around because he says all of these kooky things.

He’s running the total clown show campaign.

He waves his arms around like he’s about to lift off.

He apologizes for being white every time he leaves his house, and apparently that is viewed as useful to the media, because they want to remind everyone that this is the only proper way to live your life as a white male.

But then they wonder why people can’t take it anymore and go full Grand Theft Auto.

My current belief is that the El Paso Walmart Massacre was staged by Beto O’Rourke as part of a viral marketing campaign for his presidential run.

Seriously, why the hell is a presidential candidate giving a press conference about a mass shooting? How does that make any sense?

Just watch: he is going to milk this thing for all it’s worth, simply because El Paso is his home town. He is going to make it the centerpiece of his campaign.

His new slogan will be “Vote for me – Mexicans got shot at a Walmart in a city I used to live in!”

How beneficial that is for him.

If we had a real media, they would confront him about his potential involvement in planning this mass shooting as part of a viral marketing campaign.

I can absolutely see this going through the man’s head: “My campaign is failing. I’m polling below an obvious Chinese spy. I’ve tried everything. It’s time to hoax a mass shooting at a Walmart. I don’t have any choice.”

If you just look at this person’s face and mannerisms, you can easily understand that this is the type of thinking he would have.

Seriously, in this video he starts crying.

Who the hell starts crying when random strangers die?

If you are a grown man who is not a user of anabolic steroids, just try to remember the number of times you’ve cried. I cannot remember the last time I cried. I do not cry when people I know die. I would probably cry if immediate family members died suddenly – I’m not claiming that I am totally without human emotions – but I will tell you this: I sure as hell wouldn’t do it on a stage at a press conference.

Anyone who does this is clinically insane.

Or they are a deviously manipulative hoaxer.

This isn’t proof that Beto staged the shooting, I will admit. But it is certainly very strong evidence.