Bro, if you go around looking like you should be messed with, bears are going to start messing with you.

How about man up, pussy?

New York Post:

A black bear waltzed into an Arizona cabin Thursday and mauled a 15-year-old boy watching TV before the teen’s brave family chased the bruin off.

Brigham Hawkins, who suffers from a rare neurological disorder, was watching television after a long day of fishing in Alpine when the bear walked through the open front door of his cabin.

The black bear took several swipes at Hawkins, sparking a furious effort by his loved ones, who were in a nearby cabin, to fend off the beast after they heard the boy screaming, according to reports.

“He hadn’t realized it because it came in from behind, and it reached over and like swiped at his face twice. Got him on the nose and the cheek and then went ahead and got his forehead and the top of his head,” his mother Carol Hawkins told AZ Family.

Brigham’s older brother, Parker, heard the commotion and rushed to his sibling. At first, he thought it was a giant dog, but quickly realized it was a bear when it started pursuing him, his mother told 12 News.

“Parker ran up on the porch and went into the other cabin to get away from the bear,” she recalled.

“And the bear just paced back and forth on our porch.”

Just stunting on niggas.

Damn.

Meanwhile, Brigham’s father sprinted to help his son in the cabin as he suffered injuries from the brazen attack, Carol Hawkins said. He made it safely and called 911.

This is exactly what I’ve been saying.

This is why bears are getting all the pussy while white men are going extinct.

Look at this little bitch:

Bro looks like he couldn’t lift a glass of water.

Bears are drilling pussy like oil rigs drilling for black gold while the white man don’t even lift.

More fascism in Canada.

You can’t even feed the bears anymore.

Idaho Statesman:

Every week during the summer of 2018, a woman bought 10 cases of apples, 50 pounds of carrots and dozens of eggs.

The food was for bears, Canada authorities said.

A woman from Whistler was ordered to pay $60,000 after officials said she violated the Wildlife Act in British Columbia.

In July 2018, the Conservation Officer Service, a public safety agency that focuses on human-wildlife conflict prevention, received a complaint that someone was feeding black bears in the neighborhood.

Officials began investigating and found that the woman was feeding black bears during the summer months in 2018. Every week she would buy food for the bears, authorities said.

“Bulk produce — including up to 10 cases of apples, 50 pounds of carrots and up to 15 dozen eggs — was purchased on a weekly basis to feed the bears,” the Conservation Officer Service said Friday on Facebook. “These activities created an extraordinary public safety risk by conditioning bears to human food and presence.”

In September 2018, wildlife officials euthanized three bears that were visiting the residential area. They damaged property and showed no fear toward people, officials said.

The bears were used to getting food from the woman, so they could not be rehabilitated or relocated.

It sounds like she wanted the bears around to protect her.

Probably from black people.

Bears are known to dislike them.

It’s the core conflict between bears and squirrels, the latter being strictly anti-racist.

I personally believe that bears should be killed.

But as a free speech defender, I’m glad that people are allowed to say they don’t think bears should be killed.

AP:

Social media comments about protecting bears that were posted by Lake Tahoe activists referring to a longtime wildlife biologist as a murderer constitute “good faith communications” protected as free speech, the Nevada Supreme Court says.

The recent opinion doesn’t end a lawsuit filed in Washoe County District Court in Reno.

But it settles a key legal question in the dispute between Carl Lackey, a Nevada Department of Wildlife biologist, and Carolyn Stark, who administers a Facebook page that posts criticism of the state’s bear control tactics, according to the Reno Gazette Journal.

The lawsuit is the latest development in a yearslong legal and public relations battle between the agency and a group of activists who oppose state methods for managing bears. In 2018, a judge issued a protective order to keep Stark, who lives in the community of Incline Village, away from another state biologist who says Stark stalked her in a dispute over the capture of nuisance bears.

Imagine being stalked by Carolyn Stark as she is on a quest to save nuisance bears.

I don’t know if I believe the stalking part. Carl Lackey seems like a fag who just didn’t want to be called a murderer on the internet, because it made him feel sad.

The high court’s opinion is a victory for Stark, who argued she was being unjustly targeted for her activism, and a setback for Lackey, who claims harm from the hostile posts.

“It is a free speech friendly ruling,” Patrick File, an assistant professor of media law at University of Nevada, Reno, told the newspaper.

Lackey, the state’s point person dealing with conflicts between bears and people, filed a defamation lawsuit in 2017 against Stark, the Bear League activist group and two others. It accused them of mounting a “vicious and calculated effort to damage his reputation and jeopardize his employment.”

Although the named defendants didn’t necessarily write the Facebook posts, Lackey argued they’re ultimately responsible for repeated comments that are false and “designed to incite public rage.”

Bears are a total nuisance. And people who defend nuisance animals tend to be the absolute worst possible stereotype of urbanite filth.

All the memes about animal rights people trying to create a sterile reality free of dirt and death are true.

But still, if you try to sue people for calling you a murderer for killing nuisance bears, then you’ve actually somehow managed to become more pathetic than the most disgusting urbanite vegan animal rights faggot.

Here’s an interesting fact for you: bears have the greatest sense of smell in the animal kingdom. In fact, experts estimate that the bear’s sense of smell is 7 times better than that of a bloodhound and 2,100 times better than that of a human.

So when the smelliest creature on God’s green earth – the head-bobbing, cold-calling Indian – enters a bear’s territory, filling the air with the pungent aroma of vindaloo and causing all plant life within a two-mile radius to wilt, that bear is going to be pissed.

And he’s certainly not going to be in the mood for a freakin’ selfie.

The Independent:

A man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the creature.

After stopping to go to the toilet on his way home from a wedding, Prabhu Bhatara is said to have spotted the injured animal in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

HE WAS LITERALLY PLANNING TO POO IN THE BEAR’S GARDEN!

These loo-evading pajeets, I swear.

And there’s me assuming that the Indian merely intended to sell the local wildlife a pirated copy of Windows 10 or something. At least then the bear could just say “NOT INTERESTED” and tell him to bugger off, like the rest of us.

But no; the Indian had to go further. He saw a pristine clearing in the woodland, thought “jackpot!” and planned to drop his sequined pants right in the middle of it.

His fellow SUV passengers advised him against trying to take a picture with the creature.

As he sidled up, the bear struck and a struggled ensued. A stray dog also stepped in and bit the bear but its intervention failed to deter the larger animal.

Forest ranger Dhanurjaya Mohapatra said Mr Bhatara “died on the spot.”

What? The stray dog helped the Indian?

Well… I suppose if you live in India, you’re going to get used to the smell over time. You might even end up thinking it is normal like Sir Didymus, the valiant fox terrier who resided in the Bog of Eternal Stench.

But seriously, that is one brave dog. Imagine taking on a big bear like that.

If I were in that situation, I would throw the Indian at the bear while I made a hasty getaway. I would also throw the Indian at the bear to save the pupper.

Come to think of it, I don’t think there’s a single conceivable scenario in the multiverse in which I wouldn’t throw an Indian at a bear if I could get away with it.

India had the highest rate of deaths linked to selfies for the two years between March 2014 and September 2016, with 60 per cent of all deaths taking place there, a study claimed last year.

Of 127 reported selfie deaths in that period, 76 occurred in India, a collaborative study by researchers from Carnegie Mellon University and Indraprastha Institute of Information Delhi found.

THE HIGHEST RATE OF DEATHS LINKED TO SELFIES!

It just keeps getting better…

Indians really are the laughing stock of the planet.

Never have I seen a people that so effortlessly combine filthiness and stupidity with pure, unregulated autism. Yeah, black Africans are also filthy and stupid, but you don’t see them begging for bobs and vagene on Facebook or other nonsense like that.

That is an exclusively pajeetish trait.

These people are a joke.