baseball – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Mon, 06 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png baseball – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Tampa Bay Rays Players Refuse to Go Full Anal – “We Believe in Jesus” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/06/06/tampa-bay-rays-players-refuse-to-go-full-anal-we-believe-in-jesus/ Mon, 06 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Five Tampa Bay Rays pitchers removed 🏳️‍🌈 logo from their uniforms during annual Pride night.

Jason Adams says: “Maybe we don’t want to encourage it if we believe in Jesus, who’s encouraged us to live a lifestyle to abstain from that behavior.”

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— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) June 6, 2022

Well, it looks like some people are to the point where they’re willing to take a risk to stand up against analism.

Tampa Bay Times:

In an effort to make their commitment [to the LGBTQ+ community] more visible, the Rays this year decided to follow the lead of the Giants and add rainbow-colored logos to their Pride Night uniforms, to the “TB” on their caps and a sunburst on their right jersey sleeves.

In doing so, the team learned that not all players wanted to be included. No exact breakdown was provided, but well more than half the players appeared to participate. Pitchers Jason Adam, Jalen Beeks, Brooks Raley, Jeffrey Springs and Ryan Thompson were among those who did not, electing to peel off the burst logo and wear the standard hat.

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“A lot of it comes down to faith, to like a faith-based decision,” Adam said. “So it’s a hard decision. Because ultimately we all said what we want is them to know that all are welcome and loved here. But when we put it on our bodies, I think a lot of guys decided that it’s just a lifestyle that maybe — not that they look down on anybody or think differently — it’s just that maybe we don’t want to encourage it if we believe in Jesus, who’s encouraged us to live a lifestyle that would abstain from that behavior, just like (Jesus) encourages me as a heterosexual male to abstain from sex outside of the confines of marriage. It’s no different.

“It’s not judgmental. It’s not looking down. It’s just what we believe the lifestyle he’s encouraged us to live, for our good, not to withhold. But again, we love these men and women, we care about them, and we want them to feel safe and welcome here.”

It’s way too little way too late – but I’ll take it.

Ron DeSantis is also pushing back against the Rays for demanding gun control – he’s cutting their funds.

Florida is the only place anybody ever wins, despite the fact that the state is half blue.

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Do Steroids Make Men Have Sex with Their Daughters? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/11/08/do-steroids-make-men-have-sex-with-their-daughters/ Mon, 08 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000
Where for art thou, Jose Canseco?

It is a well-known and well-documented fact that steroid users have sex with trannies.

Thailand is a bodybuilding vacation spot, because steroids are legal, which makes them cheap and also makes it easy to try different cycles. Mike Cernovich, formerly a steroid guru, went all the way on roids, to the point where it deformed his face.

Infamously, he published an article about having sex with a tranny. He has of course been attacked by right-wingers over this. While I normally would attack someone for that, I defended him at the time, saying that it is impossible to take that much steroids and not have sex with trannies.

We also know that in later age, people who used steroids in their youth prone to becoming trannies themselves. For example, Bruce Jenner was an Olympic athlete when steroids were still legal – something which led him to become a tranny in old age.

One question we have not asked is: do steroid users have sex with their own daughters?

Obviously, every woman would have sex with their father, because women are sick and psychologically deranged. That’s not some kind of Freudian thing, it’s just a plain fact. The only thing preventing this coupling from taking place is men. But what if a man’s body and soul has been damaged by steroids? What then?

Well, we now have certain evidences.

Jose Canseco is exhibit A.

Canseco was a steroid-using baseball player in the 1980s and 90s. Steroids were such a major part of his life that he actually went on to write a book about steroids in 2005. The book was attacked for not being a cautionary tale and instead promoting steroid use.

Flash forward to the current year.

Canseco has a daughter with a woman he picked up at Hooters. Josie Canseco has done nude modeling and dated one of the Pauls.

 

Jose has been extremely involved in Josie’s life. He has regularly been pictured at night clubs with her, and has constantly attacked her boyfriends.

Over the weekend, the odd couple appeared in West Hollywood, heading to a club – and Josie was topless, with her arm around her father’s.

I don’t care if they’re Cuban or celebrities or anything else – this is not normal.

It’s weird enough for a man in his fifties to go to a night club with his 20-something daughter in any context, but for the girl to go topless is something I’ve never seen, ever.

They also posed for intimate photos together.

Look at that photo – this would mean her bare nipples were rubbing against his clothing.

Furthermore – we’re going deep here, folks – when Bruce Jenner went tranny in 2015, Canseco said that he was going to dress up like a woman – for a week – to show support for Bruce.

It’s a bizarre thing to say. Unless he himself is leaving his options open for becoming a tranny himself. Which would not surprise. It would not surprise me.

Continuing the dip into the weird: Josie is having plastic surgery to make herself look more like a tranny.

Here she is in 2016:

And here’s a more recent picture:

(You can also see that she looks like a tranny in the photos above. Frankly, she’s always had a masculine facial structure – possibly as a result of her father’s sperm having been jacked on roids – but most women would lean out of that if they were going to do surgery instead of leaning in.)

Why would she be trying to make herself look like a tranny?

Hm?

I don’t know.

I can’t judge this situation.

We cannot confirm that Jose Canseco is involved in a sexual relationship with his own daughter. All we can do is consider the weight of the evidence.

But I can once again state: steroids turn things wild and wacky in a man’s brain, and after extended use, that damage is permanent.

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Fans and Players Flee DC Stadium Due to Normal DC Shooting Outside https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/07/18/fans-and-players-flee-dc-stadium-due-to-normal-dc-shooting-outside/ Sun, 18 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Do not be alarmed.

We remain on the brink of a brown, feminist, anal utopia.

These shootings are just part of the transformation into utopia mode.

RT:

Shots that rang out near a base gate outside the Nationals Park stadium in Washington, DC have prompted spectators and players to flee in panic, ignoring the announcer’s pleas to stay put. Videos have emerged showing the exodus.

Saturday night’s game between the Washington Nationals and San Diego Padres was cut short after multiple shots were heard in the vicinity of the ballpark when the game was in full swing. The moment that the shots pierced the air, sending players off the field, was captured on a live broadcast.

The DC Metro Police Department reported initially that two people were shot just outside the stadium. “Two additional victims” linked to the incident later checked themselves into hospitals with gunshot wounds. Noting that the investigation was still active, police were quick to assure the public that there was “no ongoing threat” from the incident.

The sounds of the shots sparked mass panic at the stadium, as fans and players scrambled to escape the bustling arena. Videos show players dashing into the stands to apparently take hold of family members and bring them to the clubhouse, while spectators can be seen sprinting to the field towards dugouts to take shelter.

As fans set off, the announcer at the stadium asked everybody to stay inside for the sake of safety, but to no avail.

No socialist and/or anarcho-capitalist utopia was built in a day.

These are just the birth pains.

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Cleveland Indians to Change Their Name to Something, Or Maybe Not Have a Team Name https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/12/14/cleveland-indians-to-change-their-name-to-something-or-maybe-not-have-a-team/ Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Finally, the American Natives will be able to get some sleep at night.

They were literally staying up all night, tossing and turning, worried about this sports name.

Just imagine how you would feel if there was a baseball team on the Indian reservation called “the Honkeys.”

It would ruin your life.

New York Times:

After years of protests from fans and Native American groups, the Cleveland Indians have decided to change their team name, moving away from a moniker that has long been criticized as racist, three people familiar with the decision said Sunday.

The move follows a decision by the Washington Football Team of the N.F.L. in July to stop using a name long considered a racial slur, and is part of a larger national conversation about race that magnified this year amid protests of systemic racism and police violence.

Cleveland could announce its plans as soon as this week, according to the three people, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly on the matter.

It is not immediately clear what Cleveland’s exact steps will be beyond dropping the Indians name. The transition to a new name involves many logistical considerations, including work with uniform manufacturers and companies that produce other team equipment and stadium signage.

One of the people said Cleveland planned to keep the Indians name and uniforms for the 2021 season while working to shift as early as 2022.

Cleveland spent much of the year before the 2019 season phasing out the logos and imagery of the cartoon mascot Chief Wahoo.

Kinda sad about Chief Wahoo.

But frankly, he was already replaced with Slider, a purple monster.

He’s still in prison for scalping Mr. Red.

I think Mr. Red had it coming, but “had it coming” doesn’t work in Baseball Court, unfortunately.

One option that the team is considering, two of the people said, is moving forward without a replacement name — similar to how the Washington Football Team proceeded — then coming up with a new name in consultation with the public.

The Cleveland baseball franchise has been known as the Indians since 1915, but Native American groups and others have for decades opposed the use of Indigenous names, mascots and imagery for sports teams, insisting they are demeaning and racist. Cleveland’s name and Washington’s old name were considered among the most high-profile examples and were the targets of widespread campaigns for change.

The Cleveland team did not immediately comment.

Haha – “The Cleveland team.”

They should just call themselves “The Baseball Team Formerly Known as the Indians.”

I will tell you this: as someone born and raised in Ohio, I’ve never watched a baseball game, but I’ve owned quite a few Cleveland Indians baseball caps.

And frankly, the squared “C” looks best on the hat.

I don’t wear baseball caps, as a rule, because it’s ridiculous. But when I do, I go for that dark red on dark blue. I like the red bill, though I typically go with the solid blue hat.

A couple years ago, I had one of the spring training caps, which I liked, even though it was a bit flamboyant (it was also fitted, which is always annoying – it’s virtually impossible to get the right size, and then if you do, you sweat and it shrinks).

What we need to do is make sure that we don’t end up with that other C.

That is literally the worst C ever.

I think they thought it looked like a raptor claw.

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Baseball Man Hit in the Dick with a 105 Mile Per Hour Baseball https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/08/21/baseball-man-hit-in-the-dick-with-a-105-mile-per-hour-baseball/ Fri, 21 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

People say to me, “Anglin, Anglin – what happened? The site is all doom and gloom! It’s not funny! It’s supposed to be funny!”

Well, okay.

Here’s your funny news story.

Daily Caller:

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarez is definitely in a lot of pain after taking a 105 mph line drive right to his groin.

The incident happened during the bottom of the 5th inning of Thursday’s game against the Toronto Blue Jays, according to an article published by TMZ. Alvarez was acting as a relief pitcher when Lourdes Gurriel hit the ball straight back at him.

Alvarez still managed to run after the ball and get the out, but he really did take a gnarly hit. He can be seen laying on the field for a good chunk of time before they took him off the field in a cart.

TMZ reported that the extent of his injuries are currently unknown, but Alvarez did wave to the crowd as he was carted off the field.

Holy jeez, man.

That isn’t funny.

Why do you think this is funny?

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“FIX THIS NOW!” – Jews Order Baseball Team to Destroy Hat Over Invisible Secret Swastika https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/02/15/fix-this-now-jews-order-baseball-team-to-destroy-hat-over-invisible-secret-swastika/ Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 15, 2020

I’m not seeing a swastika on that hat. And I’m a person that loves swastikas and sees them all over the place.

I’m sitting here trying to do like a hidden picture cross-eyes thing to see it and I still don’t see it.

But you know who is seeing a swastika?

The Jews.

JTA:

The San Diego Padres’ new spring training cap unveiled last week will only be worn briefly following an outcry from fans who think the logo looks like a swastika.

“Following our offseason uniform rebrand and the overwhelmingly positive response from Padres fans, we’ve decided to wear our regular season brown caps with the gold ‘SD’ for the majority of spring training,” Wayne Partello, the team’s chief marketing officer, said in a statement, the San Diego Union Tribune reported.

Partello did not mention the controversy over whether the logo on the spring training hats looks like a swastika.

The caps will be worn at least once since the team has been selling and promoting the hat with the logo to fans as on-field equipment, CBS Sports reported.

I am probably as upset about the demanding behavior of entitled Jews as the Jews are about this hat.

This tweet was used in every article on the topic as the source of the gripes, but has since been deleted, apparently because it was getting so much attention.

It is just so inappropriate and rude the way these people come into our countries and make all of these aggressive, dumb demands. The phrasing “FIX THIS NOW!” really sums up the whole attitude – that we are all slaves, here only to serve them, and we must do their bidding in an immediate fashion. “FIX THIS NOW!” is not the language of an oppressed victim group, it is the language of a boss to a low-level employee.

I don’t think we should tolerate the Jews talking to us like that.

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There’s Never Been a Better Time to Start Getting Into Baseball https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/10/29/theres-never-been-a-better-time-to-start-getting-into-baseball/ Mon, 29 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 29, 2018

Are you aware of how good the sport of baseball, the sport of the stick and the ball and the bases, has gotten in the last 24 hours?

No?

Ann, who everyone knows is an avid fan of baseball, has noticed.

I too am now a fan of baseball. I even, vaguely, know what the rules of baseball are.

Here, let me explain it to you if you don’t know:

  1. The man is given a stick (I believe the official term is “bat”) and a helmet.
  2. He stands over the white pillow, behind the guy wearing a cage on his face and samurai-style armor like in my Chinese cartoons.
  3. Another man then aggressively mounts the samurai man from behind, as a sign of dominance and sportsmanship

After establishing the afterparty location through the use of cryptic Free Mason-style hand signs…

Applebees for bottomless shrimp and beer at 8?

Sure, “catch” you there.

…the game can then begin.

The “pitcher” then attempts to “catch” the other team’s player with his red and white Pokeball.

Using only a stick, the first man must defend himself and then try to redirect the ball at a player on the other team, to catch him instead.

First, however, it helps to land a few direct hits and get the other guy close to fainting, if you want to have a chance catching him with your Pokeball.

But the other team has gloves, so they can fend off your Pokeball drive most times. And then throw it back to their other teammates a few times, because they, presumably, are afraid of holding onto the ball for too long, lest it activate like a bomb in their hands.

Yeah, just like a bomb. Bombs go hand in hand with mass shootings. Synagogues are targets for mass shootings, apparently. We don’t want to be thinking about those right now.

Anyways.

Baseball. 

All in all, it is a baffling game, especially for newcomers. It is strange that Ann would become so interested in it.

And Donald Trump as well?

But then, it is an important American pastime.

I think now is a good time to show the rest of America how important it is that we sit up and take notice of what’s happening in the world of baseball right now. 

We should be having a national conversation about baseball rn. 

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Cleveland Indians Bullied Into Changing their Logo Due to SJW Pressure https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/01/30/cleveland-indians-bullied-into-changing-their-logo-due-to-sjw-pressure/ Tue, 30 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
January 30, 2018

Another symbol of White supremacy is taken down!

The Goyim must learn to accept and even embrace other cultures, and forget all about their traditional European art and symbols. This is the only way to move forward into a new age of tolerance.

But this doesn’t mean the stupid goyim should adopt any element of these foreign cultures! That would be cultural appropriation, and obviously racist.

The only way for a White man to be progressive is to abandon all art and culture – except Hollywood and Netflix.

New York Times:

The Cleveland Indians will stop using the Chief Wahoo logo on their uniforms beginning in 2019, according to Major League Baseball, which said the popular symbol was no longer appropriate for use on the field.

This mockery of a genocide is definitely not appropriate in 2018.

The logo has long been the source of anguish and frustration for those who consider it offensive, outdated and racist, but for many of the team’s fans it is a cherished insignia — a divide that has played out at all levels of sports in recent years with teams featuring such nicknames and insignias. Most universities have stopped using Native American nicknames, while other teams like the Washington Redskins in the N.F.L., for example, have resisted growing pressure to do so.

The Washington Redskins don’t care about your feelings.

Chief Wahoo, a cartoonish caricature of a Native American that has assumed several forms over the years, first appeared on the Indians’ uniforms in 1948. In recent decades various groups across North America have appealed to the team to renounce the logo, to no avail. But over the past year the commissioner of baseball, Rob Manfred, has pressured Paul Dolan, Cleveland’s chairman and chief executive, to make a change.

Rob Manfred: Never trust a man with a tooth gap.

Citing a goal of diversity and inclusion, Manfred said in a statement provided to The New York Times that the Indians organization “ultimately agreed with my position that the logo is no longer appropriate for on-field use in Major League Baseball, and I appreciate Mr. Dolan’s acknowledgment that removing it from the on-field uniform by the start of the 2019 season is the right course.”

All professional sports seem to be spiraling into a SJW-induced suicide, alienating their core audience with no regards for their bottom line.

Do these retards actually believe that the type of people who’d complain about “cultural appropriation” and “insensitivity” actually watched a game of baseball in their life?

Obviously not.

They’re pissing off their own fans, just so the owners and managers can get virtue signaling points when they meet their rich liberal friends.

Soon, TV sports will be entirely replaced with “Cops”-style livestreams of ICE agents deporting illegals. The ratings will be record-breaking. Okay, maybe that won’t happen – but I’m just throwing the idea out there.

Can you imagine? The show starts with the ICE agents eating at a Mexican restaurant, making chad banter. When the bill arrives, they get up and start arresting everyone, load them up into the van and drive away. Credits roll.

I’d watch that.

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Baseball Nigger Sammy Sosa Bleaches His Skin to Honor the Aryan Master Race https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/11/16/baseball-nigger-sammy-sosa-bleaches-his-skin-to-honor-the-aryan-master-race/ Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
November 16, 2017

He’s going full Michael Jackson. Never go full Michael Jackson.

Following the success of the Alt-Right, as well as the spreading of our memes, the whole world is embracing the ideals of White supremacy.

Men and women who lived their whole lives in ignorance, believing that they were “proud African-Americans” are now realizing in shock that they’re actually “niggers,” and seeking ways to remedy the situation.

While some naively hoped that this would result in said “niggers’ educating themselves and abandoning their crack-dealing, drive-by shooting, chimpout rioting ways, the melanin-infused humanoids instead focused all their attention on mimicking our superficial physical features.

Enter the skin whitening creams.

A White-colored ape is, alas, still an ape.

The Blacks who are more deeply committed to the “nigger lifestyle,” however, consider this new direction to be deeply disturbing, and that it constitutes a “betrayal” of their tribal values.

TMZ:

Sammy Sosa hates himself and that’s why he’s turning himself whiter … that’s according to T.I. who went in on the ex-MLB star when we got him out at LAX.

Sammy’s complexion has very obviously changed over the years. We can only find one interview where he addressed it — from 2009 — saying the lightening was an unexpected result of a skin softening cream.

But T.I. ain’t buyin’ Sammy’s excuse — shaking his head and saying it was more about “self-hate” than moisturizing.

If you don’t know what Tip means, he’s referring to the idea that black people who bleach their skin are doing it to fit in with a European beauty standard and are selling out their race, something a lot of black people think is despicable.

A lot of Blacks find it despicable? Those people are better known as “haters.”

They only hatin’ on these players ’cause they jealous of the mad pussy they pullin’ with their pristine ivory skin.

Looks Huwhite to me. Well, not really. But I’ll give it an E for effort.

While Alt-Right figures acknowledge that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, they are nevertheless concerned that widespread efforts by the colored hordes to whiten their skins could complicate efforts to “deport them all.”

“We were planning on using these color cards to sort people, you know, like the paint samplers at Home Depot? Now we’ll have to figure something else out. It’s kind of a bummer,” journalist Adrian Sol told us in an interview.

He later suggested using mass spectrometers ( “electronic noses”) to detect the former darkies according to smell.

One thing’s for sure: it’s good to be White.

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Ultimate Omen: Cubs Win World Series for First Time Since 1908 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2016/11/03/ultimate-omen-cubs-win-world-series-for-first-time-since-1908/ Thu, 03 Nov 2016 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 3, 2016

Six days before Trump wins the Presidency of the United States, the Chicago Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years.

For those who are not American and don’t know the context here, they’re the greatest example of an underdog in American sports. They also have a fandom that is genuinely enthusiastic about them every year, even though they never win anything.

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Baseball itself is symbolic of old America; once the “American pastime,” it has now been overshadowed in popularity by the Negro-dominated sports of basketball and football.

It cannot be denied: this is a very good omen.

Praise kek.

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