I wish we had Japan’s crime problems.

Japan Today:

Police in Kurate, Fukuoka Prefecture, have arrested a 59-year-old man on suspicion of assaulting his 62-year-old wife by hitting her on the head with a banana peel.

Police said the man has admitted hitting his wife with the banana peel and quoted him as saying, “Can you really call that domestic violence? That level of violence is common among married couples, isn’t it? I got angry when she talked back to me.”

A police officer said he told the man: “No matter what the object is, hitting someone with it is assault. Even if it’s a husband and wife, assault is assault.”

Well, that is obviously false.

“Domestic assault” is like “spousal rape.” It’s a legal impossibility, based on natural law.

The incident occurred at around 8:30 p.m. on May 17, TV Asahi reported. The man’s wife called 110 and said her husband is an alcoholic who was verbally abusing her and hit her on the head with a banana peel.

The man had been drinking and tried to complain about his neighbor’s car being parked on his property, but his wife said that when she stopped him, he became angry.

I would have become angry too if my wife tried to stop me from doing something.

But I’d hit her with something a lot harder than a banana peel.

Bananas are more dangerous than most people think

BREAKING: The IIHF Disciplinary Board has issued a one-year suspension to Ukraine men’s national team and HC Kremenchuk forward Andri Denyskin.

More at https://t.co/sa52vuQsnF pic.twitter.com/r9srbdQPqy

— IIHF (@IIHFHockey) February 22, 2022

The first rule of Hockey Club: You do not pretend to eat a banana.

The second rule of Hockey Club: You DO NOT pretend to eat a banana.

AP News:

The International Ice Hockey Federation has suspended Ukrainian player Andri Denyskin for one year for making a racist gesture toward Jalen Smereck, who is Black.

The ban was announced on Tuesday relating to the incident from September during a game between HC Kremenchuk and HC Donbass. After each player was penalized, Denyskin made the racist gesture toward Smereck and was ejected.

Denyskin was initially suspended for 13 games by the Ukrainian Hockey League, which was the longest possible under its rulebook.

This suspension prevents Denyskin from competing in any international tournaments for the next year.

Was this by Putin’s order…? 🤔

— J. Robert (@j5_alive) February 22, 2022

“Racist gestures, comments or actions have absolutely no place in the game of ice hockey, or anywhere, for that matter,” IIHF President Luc Tardif said. “Denyskin’s actions are completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated.”

…

It added it would work with the UHL to make sure league rules are amended for the possibility of harsher suspensions in the future.

Black people are NOT MONKEYS.

Black people DO NOT even like bananas.

They like WATERMELON and FRIED CHICKEN.

So glad this dude did this. https://t.co/Zq4UoZsj34 pic.twitter.com/yZyeHaZuO3

— David Weiner (@daweiner) December 7, 2019

I guess it deserved it.

Fox News:

Remember the banana duct-taped to a wall and labeled “art” that sold for $120,000? On Saturday, a New York man walked up to the art installation and ate the banana.

The banana art, titled “Comedian,” was the work of Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan. It’s a part of Emmanuel Perrotin’s outer gallery wall at Art Basel in Miami Beach. The piece sold for $120,000 to a French art collector.

Around 1:45 p.m. in front of a convention center full of art lovers, New York-based performance artist David Datuna ate the banana, gallery representatives told the Miami Herald.

He called it “Hungry Artist.”

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“Hungry Artist” Art performance by me 🙂 I love Maurizio Cattelan artwork and I really love this installation It’s very delicious 🙂 #artbasel #artbaselmiamibeach #daviddatuna #Eatingabanana #Mauriziocattelan #Hungryartist

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A dismayed Peggy Leboeuf, a partner at Perrotin Gallery, frantically told Datuna, “But you’re not supposed to touch the art!”

The gallery reported the incident to security, but Datuna slipped away.

Lucien Terras, director of museum relations, said the work was still salvageable.

Imagine living in a world where this makes sense.

Yeah, it’s still salvageable. You still have the duct tape, the wall and the peel.

The banana was going to rot anyway.

And it doesn’t matter to anyone involved. In fact, I assume the eater was in on this whole show.

Modern “art” is only about humiliating the goyim while laundering money. They’re trying to make their laundering scheme as humiliating as possible for the people who think it’s a real thing.

Look goyim – profoundness!

I feel ashamed of myself…

First thing I did after reading this story was to check other sites and see if it isn’t some kind of joke.

I really am a moron for even thinking this might not be real.

Actually, it not being real would’ve been the really weird thing.

Because this is CURRENT YEAR, you stupid motherheckers!

The Telegraph:

A banana duct-taped to a wall has sold for $120,000 (£91,550) at one of North America’s most prestigious art shows, with another version of the artwork expected to sell for $150,000 (£114,460).

The prized installation, by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, was unveiled at the Art Basel Miami Beach on Wednesday by the Parisian contemporary art gallery Perrotin.

It is not the first time Cattelan’s work has made headlines. An infamous 18-carat lavatory, entitled “America” drew huge crowds when it went on display at New York’s Guggenheim museum in 2016. It was installed at Blenheim Palace in September but stolen just hours later.

If that name sounds familiar, it’s probably because of this:

The guy rarely actually does his own “work,” he just comes up with a “concept” and then hires other people to do it.

Presumably, that’s what he did for the banana masterpiece.

Despite it being Cattelan’s first contribution to an art fair in 15 years, the gallery appeared taken aback by the popularity of the artist’s latest piece.

“It’s a miracle; I don’t know how this happened…When we started to work together I had to fight to convince collectors one by one to buy his work,” the gallery’s founder Emmanuel Perrotin told artnet.com.

When two editions of the piece promptly sold for $120,000, the vendors decided to offer the third and final piece for $150,000. At least two institutions are reportedly interest in purchasing it.

However, potential owners have not been given and advice on what to do if the work begins to decompose. “If the banana moulds, a decision on that will be made on site,” the gallery said.

Entitled “Comedian”, the artwork is comprised of a banana purchased in a Miami supermarket and held to the wall with a single piece of duct tape.

If I didn’t know all the things I know, I’d probably assume he’s some kind of troll.

But it’s hard to tell these days…

Despite the title of the piece, Perrotin insists the work is not a joke, with everything from the shape of the banana to its placement in the installation given a great deal of consideration.

Cattelan himself has offered no direction on how to interpret the work, but MrPerrotin previously told CNN the bananas are “a symbol of global trade, a double entendre, as well as a classic device for humour”.

The installation has fast become one of the most talked-about works at this  year’s Art Basel, with several viewers lining up to take selfies with the  piece.  One passerby was heard declaring the work “the best of the show”. However  some art fans were less than impressed, with one, Weezie Chandler, telling  local media: “You can do anything and once you’re established you can get  away with it.”

Modern art is primarily a money laundering scam.

There is no real art being created anymore, at least not outside of anime, and this isn’t just because of money laundering; it’s an intellectual and spiritual exhaustion of the entire Western world from one end to the other.

Real art might be made again one day, but that day will only come after the Day of the Soap.

“History shall be kind to me”

You could’ve been building cities on Mars now, America. But you chose to send niggers to college instead.

How’s that working out?

Campus Reform:

One of the students who discovered the banana peel that led the University of Mississippi to abruptly end a Greek Life retreat has explained that her “heart dropped instantly” at the sight.

As Campus Reform reported Thursday, a Greek Life retreat at Ole Miss was promptly cancelled after a banana peel was found hanging in a tree.

A student later revealed that he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so school officials “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.”

Like I said before – anyone who shoots up a college in the English-speaking world is probably a lot saner than the people he’s shooting.

 One of those students, Makala McNeil, who was one of the first to report the banana peel, wrote a letter to the editor of The Daily Mississippian Thursday, in which she states that she and her peers “understood the potential pitfalls of allowing white journalists to write our story,” and now feel it is necessary to “contextualize the fear that the incident inspired.”

McNeil begins by offering readers a step-by-step narrative of her encounter with the banana peel, writing that her “sorority sister was the first to see it” as they and another student were walking back to their cabins.

Can you imagine being a university teacher and pretending these things are human? How can you even pull off talking to “Makala” as if it had a minimally functional human brain? As if it actually belongs in any kind of institution of learning?

I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.

I’d be like

24/7

“As we approached the cabin, she abruptly stopped. Her eyes widened. Her jaw dropped. She frantically pointed at a tree, exclaiming, ‘Look! Look! In the tree!’ It was a banana, dangling from a limb,” McNeil recounts, noting that her “heart dropped instantly” as she and her companions “began to scan the area around us to see if we were in any immediate harm.”

Five years from now, this will be the plot of a Hollywood blockbuster directed by Matt Damon. I can’t wait to not watch it.

 Her letter goes on to claim that “bananas have historically been used by white people as derogatory to dehumanize and denigrate black people,” complaining that while some of the white students “seemed receptive” during a camp-wide meeting to discuss the incident, “others appeared apathetic.”

“Even today, bananas remain an intimidation tactic, intended to instill fear in black communities,” she adds, recalling a prior incident at American University where bananas were found dangling from trees the day after the school elected its first female black student body president.

 Notably, while student Ryan Swanson claimed he was unable to find a garbage can for the peel, McNeil contends in her letter that there was one located “a few feet away” from where the incident occurred.

PLOT TWIST!

PLOT TWIST!!

PLOT TWIST!!!

I haven’t seen a plot twist like this since…

Mind totally blown

She concludes by defending the decision to cancel the remainder of the retreat after the banana peel was discovered, declaring that “whether last weekend’s incident was an honest mistake or a malicious threat,” the response “was valid and authentic, especially given the present state of race relations in our country and at our university.”

McNeil asserts that “this incident is indicative of a broader campus culture,” noting that critics have suggested that students either “fabricated” or “exaggerated” the psychological effect of the fruit.

“It is no exaggeration to say that black students often feel as though they are under attack,” she writes. “We must confront a culture that dismisses black experiences, supporting the notion that constructive dialogue can actually foster a level of cultural understanding amongst different races.”

So this is where we are, in current year. This is what the kikes have degraded what was once a great/White country to. A country whose people once dreamed about building cities on Mars, curing all diseases, discovering the secret of immortality and creating robot butlers that can do really funny dances.

And the worst part of it is that you were warned. You were warned about it and, not only did you do nothing, but you slaughtered the people trying to save you from it.

You should have listened.

Irina Rodnina, former Olympic figure skater and current member of Vladimir Putin’s cabinet, has Tweeted a hilarious picture of the monkey president of America and his ape wife being enticed by a banana.  After being attacked for the Tweet, she has removed it, but has explicitly refused to apologize, saying “freedom of speech is freedom of speech.”

The acknowledgment of the simian nature of the American president and his wife highlights the current animosity between Russia and America, which is a battle between a nation forwarding traditional White Christian civilization by promoting higher values, and one intent on driving humanity back into a prehistoric, animal state by pushing degenerate sexual behavior and putting the savage Muslims and other subhuman immigrants above the higher evolved European man.

Traditionalism versus Marxism is nothing less than a war between light and darkness, with Christianity personifying light and goodness, and Jewish-led homosexuals and the dark races representing the encroaching darkness and evil.

The lines between these two conflicting ideological positions are becoming ever more clear with each passing day, and people are being forced to choose sides.  Public spectacles such as the drama revolving around this Tweeted image of the banana-fixated monkey president of America serve to advance the public understanding of the escalating war between good and evil.

Don’t you dare laugh — I don’t want any racist pattern recognition going on here! Just because he has an apparently low IQ and likes bananas is not indicative of overall group differences, damn you! Racists! Stop looking at the black man committing a felony to get a banana! Srsly, what are you, some kind of racist or something?

Authorities in Newington, Conn. say a man repeatedly crashed his car into a gas station early Wednesday morning as a means to break into the convenience store — only to walk in, steal a banana and then flee the scene.

“Review of surveillance video depicted a suspect, operating a light colored Ford Freestyle station wagon with Connecticut registration plates, back into the store entrance door several times creating an opening in the glass,” Newington police said in a Facebook post.

“The suspect selected a banana from a shelf, peeled and ate the fruit, and then exited the store.”

“The suspect, identified as a black male wearing a dark jacket, dark pants, and a brown hat, then entered the store,” the post added. “The suspect selected a banana from a shelf, peeled and ate the fruit, and then exited the store. No other items were taken during the burglary.”

Police say the suspect then fled the scene in the same car he used to crash into the gas station, making no attempt to conceal his identity.

Individuals with information on the crime are urged to call authorities.