Germany is a country of good goyim with no hate

What goes through the mind of kikes when they do stuff like this? There is no logical reason for them to do it. The optics are terrible even to people who are not “Nazis,” the guy himself is in no way a threat to their power… So why would they do something like this?

The answer is that they’re Jews, and they just can’t help themselves.

AFP:

A former Nazi SS guard known as the “Bookkeeper of Auschwitz”, now 96, is fit to serve his four-year prison sentence, a German court ruled Wednesday, in an unprecedented decision more than 70 years after World War II.

Of course he’s fit to go to jail, 96 isn’t so old. Besides he committed the ultimate crime of not being liked by the foreskin-munchers, so he deserves it anyway.

In one of the last cases against surviving Nazis, Oskar Groening was found guilty in July 2015 of being an accessory to the murders of 300,000 people at the death camp.

He has been living at home despite the conviction, pending his appeal for the sentence to be suspended.

Yes, he personally held each of them down while Mengele stuck coat hangers up their asses.

“Based on expert opinion, the superior regional court finds that the convicted individual is fit to serve out the term despite his advanced age,” said the court in Celle in northern Germany.

Incarcerating Groening would not violate his fundamental rights, it said, arguing that “appropriate precautionary measures” could be taken to meet any special needs arising from his old age.

Making the case for his imprisonment, prosecutors have said that a court doctor has determined that Groening is able to serve his sentence, on condition he is given appropriate nursing and medical care while in detention.

If he has to walk around with a nurse after him, doesn’t that mean he’s not fit to go to jail.

Groening worked as an accountant at Auschwitz, sorting and counting the money taken from those killed or used as slave labour, and shipping it back to his Nazi superiors in Berlin.

He also on several occasions performed “ramp duty”, processing deportees as they arrived by rail in cattle cars.

The accountant of evil… Spielberg should make a movie about this. Two hours of watching a kraut doing paperwork and counting Jews’ gold fillings would get every Oscar there is.

Holocaust Memory Commissioner at the World Jewish Congress, Charlotte Knobloch, said it was high time Groening went to prison over the crimes.

“Anyone who worked in this place had himself no compassion for the victims — not for the women, not for the men, not for the children, nor for the elderly — and should not seek compassion today,” the Holocaust survivor told AFP in a statement.

Hey look, another (((holocaust survivor))). Funny how many of them there are around, considering the Krauts killed an infinity and a half of them.

During his trial, Groening acknowledged “moral guilt” but said it was up to the court to rule on his legal culpability.

He had testified that he was so horrified by the crimes he witnessed at the camp after his arrival in 1942 that he appealed three times for a transfer to the front, which was not granted until autumn 1944.

Groening had previously been cleared by German authorities after lengthy criminal probes dating back to the 1970s.

So the previous kangaroo court couldn’t find any evidence him. What changed since then?

But a case was reopened against him as the legal basis for prosecuting former Nazis changed in 2011 with Germany’s landmark conviction of former death camp guard John Demjanjuk.

The former guard was sentenced not for atrocities he was known to have committed, but on the basis that he worked at the Sobibor camp in occupied Poland and had thus been a cog in the Nazis’ killing machine.

Demjanjuk died in 2012 before his appeal could be heard, but that verdict spurred new investigations against several elderly former Nazis.

Wew… “We don’t have any proof that the guy what we say he did, but he was sorta there so he’s guilty.”

This is the second jewiest concept I’ve ever heard of, after sucking blood out of mutilated baby dicks.

Among a handful of convictions since the Demjanjuk trial is that of another former SS guard, Reinhold Hanning, found guilty of complicity in the mass murders at Auschwitz death camp.

He died aged 95 this year, before he could serve his jail term.

Another case against former SS medic Hubert Zafke collapsed in September after the court found that the 96-year-old was unfit to stand trial.

Like I said before, this is just Jews being Jews. They gain nothing from this but bad publicity. And their bad publicity is our good publicity.

More than one million European Jews were killed at Auschwitz before it was liberated by Soviet forces. Yet, of the camp’s 6,500 SS personnel who survived the war, fewer than 50 were ever convicted.

Wait, what? I thought it was 4.5 million Kikes who were gaschambered at Auschwitz. I must be remembering wrong…

Posting this picture in Germany can get you sent to prison… Even if you’re in your 90s

On April 20th 1889, Adolf Hitler was born.

Young Adolf had a lot of positive qualities: he loved animals, valued the arts, was an excellent public speaker and demonstrated talent as a watercolor painter.

Unfortunately, he also suffered from an irrational fear of big noses.

Though doctors assumed that Hitler’s phobia would subside with age, the opposite happened. It became so bad, in fact, that the adult Hitler – now Chancellor of Germany – started a second World War just to exterminate the most nasally-endowed race of all time: Jews.

And, for the most part, he succeeded. By the war’s end, exactly six million Jews were incinerated, gassed and lampshaded (in that order) by Rutger Hauer-esque Nazi soldiers in Polish death camps.

Adolf Hitler hated Jews just because of the size of their noses.

Though most Jews survived these camps of death, the experience was so traumatic for them that they established a Jewish ethnostate in the Middle East just to live without fear of nasal discrimination.

Today’s incredible story comes from a resident of that state.

Haaretz:

Growing up in Israel, Alex Kafri had always assumed that aside from his parents and sister, he was alone in this world. His mother’s entire family, he knew for a fact, had been wiped out during the Holocaust. Although his father never discussed the family members left behind in Lithuania, Kafri was given to believe they had fared no better.

Imagine his surprise, then, when he suddenly discovered many living relatives on his father’s side. A huge number, in fact. After meeting 500 members of his newfound family members at a reunion in London last week, Kafri is still pinching himself in disbelief.

“I may be 71 years old, but when I was first notified that there was this big family I never knew about, I cried,” says the grandfather of nine. “And every time I have told the story since, I get overcome with emotion.”

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Among the 500 family members who convened in London last week were representatives of 15 countries, including one distant cousin who flew in from Siberia.

But for Kafri, nothing conveyed the magnitude of the moment better than a scroll stretched out across the center of the hotel conference room with the family tree printed upon it.

“It was 30 meters long,” he says.

Truly, this is heart-warming stuff.

Almost half of the world’s Jewish population perished during the Holocaust, yet this Israeli Jew managed to meet 500 living relatives in a single day.

What a bunch of Mengele dodgers!

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that London reunion. I bet some of the stories these Jews exchanged – of being transported to Auschwitz-Birkenau on a railroad that resembled a roller coaster, of escaping the gas chambers through windows and wooden doors – would have melted the heart of a Chinaman.

The Holocaust survivors in their twenties and thirties would have had some especially insightful memories, since the atrocities they experienced in 1945 would still be fresh in their minds.

Ultimately, the lesson to this story is an inspiring one: just as good can triumph over evil, life can triumph over death.

After all, if you can survive despite being killed, what can truly defeat you?

For centuries, Jews have described anti-Semitism in a manner that suggests it is something tangible, something measurable. “Anti-Semitism is all around us,” Jewish authors often claim, as though it were a virus that seized the thinking of men and made them despise Jews for no reason whatsoever.

Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists, on the other hand, have long rejected these implications and claimed instead that anti-Semitism was a natural response to Jews’ collective behavior towards gentiles.

As it turns out, however, the Jews were right after all.

According to new research published in the Journal of Chemical Education, an Israeli professor of Chemical Biology from the University of Haifa has discovered that anti-Semitism is indeed a pathogen with no known cause.

The University of Haifa, Israel.

“It all started when I took a pilgrimage to the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp in Poland,” wrote Professor Hershel Shvindl, the study author. “As I stood in the center of the infamous gas chamber at the end of the tour, weeping at the mania of it all, a burning desire for understanding overcame me: How could this have happened? Why did the Germans murder so many of my people for no reason? It just didn’t make any sense.

“So I did something a little unusual: I removed a test tube from my pocket, captured some of the musty air floating around the chamber, and then re-sealed the tube. Some people might have called it crazy, but I didn’t care – if there were a scientific explanation for anti-Semitism then the toxic atmosphere of Auschwitz surely contained it.”

The Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp in southern Poland, in which six million innocent Jews perished at the hands of murderous Germans during World War II.

However, nothing prepared Professor Shvindl for what he discovered when he returned to the university and placed the air under the microscope.

“I noticed that the sample contained millions of molecules that were currently unidentified by science. They were round, white and possessed extremely efficient atomic structures. What really shocked me most of all, though, was their aggressiveness – but only in the presence of gentiles. They seemed to attach themselves to gentiles like magnets and, almost instantly, make them hostile to Jews.”

Determined to gain a deeper understanding of his findings, Professor Shvindl assembled a team of 15 research fellows and traveled across the world with them, targeting anti-Semitic “hotspots” and analyzing samples of their atmosphere.

“Every place we visited with a history of anti-Semitic behavior had one thing in common: the atmosphere was packed to the brim with these little white molecules. Though Auschwitz-Birkenau contained high concentrations of them, it was by no means the worst offender. The Arab settlements of Palestine were absolutely infested with them, as were the historical capitals of Eastern Europe.

Warsaw, Poland: one of the cities in which Professor Shvindl conducted his research.

“Italy seemed to be especially contaminated, but unfortunately we didn’t have time to collect many samples because as soon as a group of locals discovered we were Jewish, they chased us out of the country with meat cleavers and rolling pins – seriously, they didn’t stop until we had entered the French-speaking part of Switzerland.”

After his team’s unfortunate experiences in Europe, Professor Shvindl was forced to make an unpleasant conclusion: “It seemed clear to me that I had discovered the source of anti-Semitism: an airborne pathogen, not dissimilar to that of a virus, that hijacks gentiles’ faculties and makes them blindly hate Jews.

“It seems so unfair,” Professor Shvindl admitted. “We Jews have been the great poets, thinkers and healers of the human race for millennia, and yet we are doomed to be hated forever thanks to a rogue disease of indeterminate origin. No wonder the unspeakable evil of the Holocaust happened – the German people were not in control of their own minds.

Professor Shvindl believes that Adolf Hitler was completely consumed by the disease.

“The biggest problem is that so long as this pathogen continues to exist, the Holocaust will inevitably happen again and again and again – and the Jews will have done nothing to deserve it.

“The whole thing is just so very sad.”

Note: This article is satirical. Nothing mentioned in it, including the Holocaust itself, actually happened.