If you thought 30 years of shows or 20 years of really bad shows was enough Simpsons, you were wrong. “Zombie Simpsons” continues on ahead into the eternal future, each season being a parody of the last, as it tries to create a parody paradox.

But the only Indian you know who doesn’t fill the room with a heavy, musky stench will not be on this journey.

LA Times:

Hank Azaria says he has no plans to continue voicing the character of Apu on “The Simpsons,” according to an industry blog. But that isn’t to say the Indian immigrant convenience store owner Azaria brought alive for 30 years won’t live on.

Producers and Fox Broadcasting Co. wouldn’t confirm to The Associated Press Azaria’s exit or an end to Apu, a recurring character that has drawn criticism for reinforcing racial stereotypes. There was no immediate reply Saturday from Azaria’s publicist.

The actor, who is white, indicated Friday to slashfilm.com that there was no resistance to phasing out his voice.

“We all made the decision together,” Azaria said. “We all agreed on it. We all feel like it’s the right thing and (feel) good about it.”

I haven’t been a fan of the show since I was 15. I actually remember the exact episode where I was like “is something different about this?”

It was “Lost Our Lisa,” a Season 9 (1994) episode that simply did not have a single funny joke in it, and instead featured stupid and unfunny slapstick.

That single episode was not the end of the show, but it certainly signaled the end for me. Season 10 was only enjoyable on a nostalgia level. But by Season 11, the show became unwatchable.

For younger people who weren’t around to witness the fall of The Simpsons – and for my fellow millennials, who are still coming to terms with a destruction that is almost on par with Star Wars – I recommend this documentary.

So basically, I think the “CANCEL APU, BIGOT” drama might have been keeping the show alive. It was certainly the only thing keeping it in the headlines.

I remember the first time someone told me about people claiming Apu was racist, sometime in 2014. I read the article on some fringe site. Then by 2017, there was a documentary film out with some whining Paki bastard – “Hari Kondabolu” – saying that his life was ruined by Apu.

The Paki claims that the only reason people made fun of him in school was Apu.

Just look at this guy:

I hate to tell you bud, but probably Apu was the reason they were making fun of you instead of just kicking your ass. You’re a disgusting inbred freak and we don’t want you in our country.

Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, repeatedly said that he wouldn’t bow down to whiny people. At one point he went full-Stormer and said “people love to pretend they’re offended.”

Which is obviously what this Paki who made the documentary was doing.

More, he was using “How The Simpsons Hurt My Feelings” as a platform to promote himself as a comedian.

And he was successful with that.

NEW YORK CITY! I headline @CarolinesonBway Jan 23-25! Get $5 off with code “mango.” Tickets: https://t.co/dccVh50CSj pic.twitter.com/zwUZTId5lK

— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) December 16, 2019

It would have been cool if after getting famous for whining about the Simpsons he would have come out and said “I was just proving a point of how easy it is to get famous for whining about nonsense.”

That would have gotten him even more publicity.

Indians don’t tend to really go into the Jewish social justice stuff all that much, which is why people don’t really flip out when Donald Trump says he’s going to flood America with “genius level” subcontinentals.

They don’t assimilate and disappear in the way that real Asians tend to (if they are kept from being in a group of other Asians), but they just don’t whine like blacks, Moslems and Mexicans.

Some Indians even do funny racist things, like applying to med school as themselves and as a fake black person.

He called his black self “Jojo.”

Which is actually funnier than “Tyrone,” especially when it’s an Indian making the joke.

He went to college as a fake black person and then talked about how white women wanted to have sex with him because he was black (at least some of them were afraid), and said affirmative action oppresses white people.

CNN:

Actress Mindy Kaling’s brother says that he posed as a black man years ago to get into medical school and that the experience opened his eyes to what he calls the hypocrisy of affirmative action.

The revelation comes as Vijay Chokal-Ingam, who is of Indian descent, is pitching a book about his experiences as a “hard-partying college frat boy who discovered the seriousness and complexity of America’s racial problems while posing as a black man.”

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“Cops harassed me. Store clerks accused me of shoplifting. Women were either scared of me or couldn’t keep their hands off me,” he wrote. “What started as a devious ploy to gain admission to medical school turned into a twisted social experiment.”

He says it worked. Despite a relatively mediocre 3.1 college grade-point average and a good-but-not-great score of 31 on the Medical College Admission Test, Chokal-Ingam claims he was wooed by several top medical schools.

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Chokal-Ingam says his story shows how affirmative action “destroys the dreams of millions of Indian-American, Asian American, and white applicants for employment and higher education.”

Furthermore, Indians in India love Apu.

Point being: This anti-Apu Indian was just a guy who wanted to complain about nonsense. It was not even legitimate “hurt my feelings” crybabying.

If they replace Apu’s voice with an Indian from India’s voice, he will sound exactly like Apu does now anyway. They all talk like that. Every single one of you knows that when you get on the phone with one of these call center Indians, they have that exact voice. And even more silly sounding, what with the sing-songing.

If they replace him with an American-born Indian, it will just be dumb, because Apu the character is an Indian immigrant.

Either way, it is going to get The Simpsons out of the mind of the people, forever, and hopefully it will just finally be canceled and allowed to rest in peace.

They’re onto us.

For years, the Racist Right has been getting yucks and laughs at the expense of Apu.

Those moral paradigms of decency have, however, finally figured out just how important Apu was to the Neon-Right.

Sky News:

The Simpsons is going to drop Indian character Apu following a backlash against alleged racial stereotyping, a producer has claimed.

Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu Nahasapeemapetilon will be quietly written out of the long-running TV cartoon series to “avoid the controversy”, Adi Shankar said.

The Indian-American producer said he was told by two people who work on the show and a third source who works with creator Matt Groening.

Shankar said he was disappointed with the decision, having launched a contest in April for the public to help write a script which transformed Apu from a bad stereotype into “a realistic portrayal of Indians in America”.

“I got some disheartening news back, that I’ve verified from multiple sources now: They’re going to drop the Apu character altogether,” he told IndieWire.

Although to be quite honest, if anything, Apu was a loveable character who gave a very good impression of Indian immigrants to millions of Americans who wanted to have a laugh.

The whole idea behind Apu is that he’s just as silly and crass and American as actual Americans. And he is wholeheartedly accepted as a fellow citizen by Homer and Springfield, even while they rib him for worshipping an elephant god.

Also, most of the episodes with him were top-notch and had me in stitches back in the day.

Apu was so humanizing and charming that he actually helped the image of Indian immigrants.

However, when the execs learned that “Apu” was actually the precursor to the “a POO” meme, they had to intervene.

It turns out that Matt Groening was always a White Supremacist Neo(n)-Nazi.

Groening openly copies Himmler’s look

And he made sure to absolutely litter the Simpsons with pro-White propaganda.

Jews, in particular, were targets of mockery.

They were depicted as lecherous, nerdy creeps who thought they were better than everybody else… a gross mischaracterization of the Jews’ true nature, as even anti-Semites will attest to.

This was all, by the way, a Groening plot to prepare the American people for the anti-Semitic #MeToo targeted campaign of harassment by shiksa women on wealthy Jewish men.

The funny thing is that no one is taking the Apu thing seriously. In this case, it’s almost certainly because we all grew up with Apu. So we know there was nothing wrong or racist in his depiction back in the day.

Because The Simpsons have been running for so long we can see the changing standards in action. And it gives even normies pause.

If I can put on my normie cap for a moment. Wait a sec.

Ok, here goes:

“Was I a racist for enjoying Apu in 1998? No! Can’t be! Why are they changing the standards like this! It isn’t fair! Oh well, better not make a big deal about. I don’t even watch the Simpsons anymore anyway.” 

If they had picked a newer character that didn’t already have a positive association in most normies’ heads, this would have probably worked.

“Oh shucks, I didn’t even realize that Jamal (or whoever) was a racist stereotype. Better be more careful next time. Thank God I read this article and didn’t accidentally begin watching Neon-Nazi produced media!” 

But they didn’t. And that’s because these kikes are 90% chutzpah 5% brain and 5% brain-damaged from centuries of inbreeding.

Thank you for handing me a talking point for use against normies, kikes. 

Me:

I’m all for being understanding of other people and multiculturalism, but how about banning Apu from the Simpsons, that was pretty crazy, right? Sometimes I feel, like, aiydehkay, like ahm, sometime political correctness goes too far, ya know? Like, I’m not a racist or anything, but like, the Apu thing is just crazy, right? These people are taking it waaay too far, right? And, like, why are they all Jewish? Which is okay, I’m not like a Nazi, but like they need to chill out, ya know? They shouldn’t just be banning everything. People should be able to watch whatever show they want, right? That’s like, fascism to try and ban stuff that you don’t like. And have you, like, seen what they do to those Palestinians, they’re like killing them just because they’re brown. They’re worse than the Nazis, and you know, I heard that Hitler was achshully Jewish, which would make sense, because he wanted to ban stuff just like these Jews are banning stuff now. 

Lol.

Banning Apu just makes people uncomfortable. They know for a fact that he wasn’t a racist depiction of Indians, because they themselves found him funny back in the day.

They go too far, these kikes, lemme tell ya.

Indians – and I’m referring to Pajeets and poo in loos – are one of the most successful minority groups in America. Their median family income for 2015 was $103,821, the highest of any ethnic group in the US (Jews aren’t counted as an ethnic group in these statistics, obviously). Yet even they can find a reason, no matter how inane, to be offended and demand apologies for any insignificant slight.

The Telegraph:

The Simpsons briefly addressed criticism of its portrayal of its Indian shop owner, Apu, in an episode broadcast on Sunday. But a comedian who helped spark a conversation about the character calls the show’s response “sad” and attacked the show on Twitter for reducing a discussion about racism to political correctness.

Sunday’s episode featured Marge sharing her favourite childhood book with her daughter, Lisa. Marge realises the book is more racist and offensive than she remembered and attempts to edit it as she reads. The story, titled The Princess in the Garden, contains stereotypes about people of Irish and Latin American descent.

Lisa reacts to the story by saying, “Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect. What can you do?”

A photo of Apu appears and Marge says, “Some things will be dealt with at a later date” and Lisa adds, “if at all.”

So this is a very self-aware comment on the fact that when the Simpsons started 30 years ago, you could have a character like Apu that was a racial stereotype (but done in a very adoring way, so as to normalize Indian-Americans as a part of our society), and now this is considered wrong to use a racial stereotype in this way, and the producers of the show don’t know how to deal with it.

Showing awareness of this was taken to be making light of the situation, and this offended Big Pajeet.

Of course, none of the complainers are offering any solutions to the problem of this racial stereotype being a beloved character on the show. Do they want him killed off?

Comedian Hari Kondabolu, who wrote the documentary The Problem With Apu about how marginalised groups are represented in pop culture, called Sunday’s scene a “jab” at progress.

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People of South Asian heritage have criticised the heavily accented Apu character for reinforcing stereotypes which they say led to bullying, self-loathing and embarrassment.

In “The Problem with Apu,” I used Apu & The Simpsons as an entry point into a larger conversation about the representation of marginalized groups & why this is important. The Simpsons response tonight is not a jab at me, but at what many of us consider progress.

— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) April 9, 2018

This kooky sonovabitching streetshitter made an entire documentary bashing poor Apu.

But here’s the thing: how can a group who earn more than all other ethnic groups be “marginalized”? Marginalized would imply that they’re routinely pushed aside for admission to university, denied the chance to get into a fulfilling career path and their culture and race mocked openly and with the tacit approval of the establishment; kind of like whites in America.

It’s almost as if all of these “diverse” people are reading from the same playbook.

Ironically, it is the left that is more likely to marginalize Indians (and other Asians) because of diversity quotas and affirmative action.

“This character – the only representation that we have – led a lot of kids who were born and raised here to feel non-American,” Kondabolu, who also grew up in Queens, told The AP last year.

I don’t think it was the anodyne Apu who made them feel non-American. It’s probably more to do with the fact they’re cow worshipping pagans who believe in bloodthirsty, heathen gods.

As American as apple pie, baseball and… Kali ma?

If you are a Millennial then there’s a good chance that you grew up watching The Simpsons.

“What, that unfunny cartoon that promotes faggots and attacks Reichsführer Trump?” asks Generation Zyklon.

Calm down, young ones! You see, back in the 1990s, when Pluto was a planet and incoming phone calls disconnected Internet connections, The Simpsons was actually pretty good.

Yeah, it contained subversive elements (notably in its portrayal of the sexes), and some hook-noses were involved in its production, but for the most part, it was a White-written show that produced some classic scenes and one-liners.

However, not everyone found The Simpsons funny. One of those people is Hari Kondabolu, an “Indian-American” comedian who often wakes up at night, screaming and covered in sweat, because of its “racist” Apu character.

Daily Mail:

A new documentary that’s set to air on TruTV reveals how much Indian-Americans like actor Kal Penn hate The Simpsons for their portrayal of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the owner of the Kwik-E-Mart on the show.

For 28 years, comedian Hari Kondabolu says he’s been dealing with his feelings about Apu. His documentary seeks to question ‘how this controversial caricature was created, burrowed its away into the hearts and minds of Americans and continues to exist’.

In a recently released trailer for the documentary, The Problem With Apu, Kondabolu addresses the ‘one-note racist’ portrayal of the character.

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The documentary will explore the cultural impact of the show’s character, which is why Kondabolu sat down with Dana Gould, the former writer and co-executive producer for The Simpsons.

‘There are accents that by their nature to white-Americans sound funny, period,’ Gould tells Kondabolu in one of the scenes.

‘It’s funny because it’s racist,’ Kondabolu says in the trailer. Kondabolu also pointed out that the actor, Hank Azaria, who voices Apu, is actually white.

‘Right away they asked: ‘Can you do an Indian voice and how offensive can you make it?” Azaria says in a clip of from an interview featured in the documentary.

You’ve got to laugh at the ridiculousness of this story.

Hari Kondabolu’s ancestors were from the only nation on Earth that might be worse than Africa: a place where people add spices to food to disguise the taste of rotten meat, where streets are toilets and toilets are shrines, and where a sizable portion of its poverty-stricken population dream of reaching America’s shores on a giant floating poppadom (or ship, whatever).

Yet here this man is in America, liberated from the poverty of his homeland thanks to the White man’s kindness, and “he’s been dealing with his feelings” about a cartoon character “for 28 years.”

This is what being second generation does to these Third World invaders.

Listen, Mr. Kondabolu: Apu’s “controversial caricature” was created because your people act like that. He reflects your people’s accents, mannerisms and preferred profession. If the mirror bothers you, go back to your native India.

Actually, go back to India even if the mirror doesn’t bother you.

Mr. Kondabolu would have an apoplectic fit if he watched Glengarry Glen Ross.