Apple Might Call Its Legacy Model the iPhone 9
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer December 8, 2019 Calling the iPhone 8s the “iPhone X,” and then deciding that the “X” meant “10” and calling its successor the iPhone 11 was…
The War on Vape Nation has Begun
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer November 16, 2019 First, they waged war on gamers. Now, the battlefield includes vapers. Who will be next? I used to think that gamers were the…
iPhone Batteries are Dying After Tim Cook Gave AIDS to iOS 13
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer October 26, 2019 Imagine paying $1,000-1,400 for an iPhone only to have it contract AIDS after a software update. Daily Mail: Apple’s new iOS13 update ‘continues…
Donald Trump is Right Again! This Time About Something That MATTERS to EVERYONE!
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer October 26, 2019 Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need? To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than…
Rare $6,000 Mac Pro to be Assembled in US in First Ever Trump “Manufacturing” Victory
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer September 23, 2019 It’s a bizarre thought, something being manufactured in the US. Like, seriously, as a man born in 1984, it sounds to me completely…
iPhone Owners Accuse Apple of Slowing Down Their iPhones Prior to Release of the iPhone 11
Lee Rogers Daily Stormer September 13, 2019 Apple wants you to buy another iPhone even though the iPhone 11 has substantively little if any real changes over previous models. But…
Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer September 11, 2019 ULTRA WIDE The disgusting faggot Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone…
Apple Apologizes for Passing Around Audio Recordings of You Having Sex
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer August 29, 2019 It’s okay, Apple. I don’t care if you listen to me having sex. In fact, I’m honored by it. New York Post: Sorry…
Cyberpunk News: Apple Investing in Augmented Reality
Roy Batty Daily Stormer August 1, 2019 In the near future, we’re going to have virtual reality overlaid on reality reality – augmented reality. This is going to be dystopian…
Steve Wozniak has AMAZING Tits and He Thinks You Should Stop Using Facebook
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer July 9, 2019 Steve Wozniak is primarily famous for having the best tits in Silicon Valley. He also co-founded Apple in 1976. He built the first…