Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
This is what you get for aligning yourself with America. You deserve this, Latvia. Reuters: Maksims Ringo and Janis Locs became the first Latvian same-sex couple to register their partnership…
Namibia: Following Years of US (Uncle Poop Eater) Pressure, High Court Forces Rimming, Fisting on Population
Using both bribes and threats of sanctions against Africa for refusing to go full anal was a policy started under Obama, and vastly expanded under Trump (with his pledge to…
Thailand: Senate Passes Law Approving Anal “Marriage”
The obvious and yet esoteric hot take here is that this is much less about anal than it is about signaling to the world that Thailand is on Team America,…
Washington: Teens Arrested for Leaving Scooter Skid Marks on Anal Intersection
A tattooed fat woman witnessed the incident It’s just about what two consenting adults do in their own private bedroom. Also, it’s in the center of your street and we’re…
Poland Among Countries That Signed EU’s Newest “Total Anal Mania” Declaration
Katarzyna Kotula, Poland’s equality minister, holding some abortion pills People think the Daily Stormer is exaggerating. They think we’re joking. We don’t ever joke about anything, ever. It’s all true.…
Maryland: Court Refuses to Let Religious Elementary School Children Opt-Out of Anal Lessons
Many parents are really shy about teaching their sons about how to get fucked up the ass. I talked to a dad the other day, and he said: “I know…
Anal “Marriage” Now Officially Legal in Estonia
Well, at least they don’t have to be ruled by Russians. A man might feel sad watching his son getting fisted, but he can always say: “at least he isn’t…
Burundi: President Condemns Anal “Marriage,” Says Faggots Should be Stoned
Why are Africans now much more civilized than whites? The Hill: Burundi’s president said gay people should be stoned, amid a larger crackdown on the LGBTQ community in the East…
Over 7000 Congregations Have Left the United Methodist Church Over Acceptance of Faggotry
I wonder how many congregations joined because they wanted more and more anal inside of the church? None? Oh. Well, it seems this is… bad policy? Christian Post: The number…
Lithuania: Government to Allow Faggots to Propagandize to Children
HEY LITHUANIA, IT’S GOOD YOU DON’T HAVE THOSE RUSSIANS RULING OVER YOU, HUH? GREAT JOB THROWING OFF THOSE RUSSIANS – NOW YOU’RE FINALLY FREE, YOU RETARDS. Euronews: The Lithuanian government…