US Soldiers in Hawaii Accused of Blow-Darting Cats
Some of you may have wondered “what are US soldiers doing when they’re not having gay sex or training terrorists?” The answer, of course, is that they are torturing cats.…
People Confuse This Cat for a Dog…!
I thought it was a dog. Did I tell you that I support a global nuclear war? Because I do.
You Should Always be Careful Around Otters
If there’s one thing I’ve always tried to stress on this website, it’s that you should never encroach on the territory of otters. New York Post: A Singapore resident was…
Canada: Woman Arrested for Feeding the Bears Too Many Apples, Carrots and Eggs
More fascism in Canada. You can’t even feed the bears anymore. Idaho Statesman: Every week during the summer of 2018, a woman bought 10 cases of apples, 50 pounds of…
Czech Boars Discovered Helping Each Other Out of a Tight Spot!
I recently tried to eat a piece of corn in a cage and was trapped by a log, and I was yelling at the people on the street to help…
Taiwan Kills 154 Cats Over Fears They Could Have Undetectable Virus
The euthanising of 154 illegally smuggled cats has triggered a fierce political debate in #Taiwan – agriculture authorities say it was necessary to prevent possible spread of disease, animal rights…
Capybara Warband, Inspired by the Taliban, Takes Control of Rich Argentinian Neighborhood
Capybaras in Argentina are reclaiming their ancestral homeland, no doubt inspired by the recent success of the Taliban. Locally known as “carpinchos,” the giant rodents have occupied a rich gated…
Moose Attack! Moose Attacks Much More Common!
One of the funniest things about the coronavirus hoax is that while stupid humans are sheltering in place, fearing to go outside because of an allegedly deadly virus that doesn’t…
Survey: Almost 10% of Americans Think They Could Beat Elephants, Gorillas and Lions in an Unarmed Fight
I’m sure I could beat any animal 1-to-1. If I fought an elephant, I would just climb up his silly long-nose and gouge out his eyes, then start punching him…
Watch: Bobcat vs. Husband, Round 1
Wild moment husband HURLS a 'rabid' bobcat across his lawn after it attacked his family https://t.co/VKcKAtZdzo — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) April 16, 2021 A relaxing morning can quickly unfold.…