No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites,…
Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down From the Hot Nurse?”
A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I…
Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Regrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you…
Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade
In response to my article yesterday about China’s plan for the world, I got several complaints about the claim I made that China has not built up its military in…
I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
Discrete Announcement: The Sam Hyde shooter meme has not been funny for a long time now. Currently, the hottest new meme is when something happens you say “aim for the…
CALL YOUR DAD
I know it’s a fake greeting card holiday or whatever. But greeting cards don’t exist anymore and it’s part of our culture now, so it is necessary to call your…
I’m Not Writing Anything Good Today
I wore myself out writing good things other days. I need to focus today on relaxation. But hey, like every day – you still get all the news that’s fit…
The US Government is a Criminal Gang With No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
The US government is a totally illegitimate authority. It’s rather obvious that the people funding the slaughter in Gaza have no moral authority, but it needs to be understood that…
Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Sometimes, when I think something is really stupid, I just write a joke article, basically assuming the reader is inside my head and understands why I think the thing is…
From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
Author’s Note: This is a short story I wrote based on a dream I had. It takes place in the same universe as a short story I published in 2022,…