amy schumer – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Sat, 21 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png amy schumer – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Jew Female Comedian Amy Schumer Stole All of Her Jokes https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/03/21/jew-female-comedian-amy-schumer-stole-all-of-her-jokes/ Sat, 21 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 21, 2020

(This is really filthy, and no one should watch it. Really awful.)

I just watched this video about how the Jew female Amy Schumer, allegedly a comedian, stole all of her jokes.

It’s a fantastic video. It’s 26 minutes long, and it’s all just a record of all of the jokes this horrid bitch lifted from comedy shows and other comedians.

The brazenness.

I’ve seen Dennis Leary and Carlos Mencia.

We all remember the infamous Joe Rogan confrontation with the latter.

But neither did anything like Amy Schumer.

She is the greatest joke thief in all of history, and I thank whoever put this compilation together.

You’d better watch it now, as it will I’m certain eventually be taken down for anti-Semitism. Or sexism. Or whatever.

“She couldn’t make her own jokes because her whole family was getting gassed while someone catcalled her.”

Whatever.

You know she’s Chuck Schumer’s cousin?

It’s a weird thing to have these disgusting people from the Middle East ruling over us like this. Truly. It’s been weird.

Growing up, the last thing I expected to discover was that my civilization had been infiltrated and taken over by a cult of blood-drinking Satan-worshipers from the Levant, and that they actually rule us right out in the open, but if you talk about it, they say you’re evil, and everyone in society will agree with them that you’re evil, because it just isn’t polite to point out this awkward situation.

The way they use their satanic power to promote themselves as talented even though they’re not might be the worst part of the whole situation.

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Jew Senator Chuck Schumer’s Daughter has a Big Fat Lesbian Wedding https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/11/21/jew-senator-chuck-schumers-daughter-has-a-big-fat-lesbian-wedding/ Wed, 21 Nov 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Luis Castillo
Daily Stormer
November 21, 2018

I’m happier about this than Chuck is.

He has two daughters, and thanks to lesbianism, one has been disabled.

If the other one can fall into a similarly sick fetish, his bloodline will go extinct.

New York Post:

The brides wore white — but hazmat suits might have been better.

Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal.

That’s a pretty gross place to have a lesbian wedding. It fits, I guess.

These two must be into some sicker-than-normal lesbian behavior.

The white-dress-clad lovebirds, each clutching a mixed bouquet — with Alison Schumer wearing shoes as green as the Superfund site below them — held hands and shared a tender glance on the rust-flecked Union Street Bridge, which has become a popular backdrop for photos.

Starting around 10 a.m., the pair posed for several snaps along the tree-lined bridge before heading inside the nearby Green Building event space to exchange vows in a brief, intimate ceremony around noon.

The party, made up of close friends and family, then trekked across the street to a reception at 501 Union St. that lasted well into the early evening.

…

Sen. Schumer showed up for his daughter’s big day wearing a green yarmulke and flanked by security guards as the NYPD closed down the street for his arrival.

Yes, close down the streets – one of our chosen leaders is handing off his daughter to a butter golem.

She couldn’t do better? It’s not like she’s poor.

New York Post:

What does it take to friend a U.S. senator?

If you’re Facebook, all you need is about $50,000 in donations – and a cushy job for the politician’s daughter.

Facebook employees, including some at the top of its corporate pyramid, have helped fill Schumer’s campaign coffers – and he’s returned the favor by carrying water for the social media giant in Congress, according to a recent report.

And Alison Schumer, the senator’s youngest of two daughters, works as a Facebook product marketing manager – which pays an average of $160,000, according to Glassdoor.com.

“It sure looks hinky,” political strategist Susan Del Percio told The Post. “This is an industry that’s been trying for years to fend off heavy government regulation by actively cultivating relationships with senators and House members.”

Last week, it emerged that Schumer has been a strong advocate of Facebook on Capitol Hill. He pressured Sen. Mark Warner (D- Virginia), one of Facebook’s most aggressive challengers in Congress, to back off from investigating the company, according to The New York Times.

This is some pretty blatant corruption. They aren’t even trying to hide it.

Zuckerberg gets to buy favors from his co-ethnic Schumer in front of everyone, and we’re all supposed to accept the FBI doing nothing about it while they go looking for Russians hacking your brain with Facebook memes.

At least the Schumers are going extinct.

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Disaster: 37-Year-Old Yenta Amy Schumer is Pregnant 😢😫😭 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/10/24/disaster-37-year-old-yenta-amy-schumer-is-pregnant-%f0%9f%98%a2%f0%9f%98%ab%f0%9f%98%ad/ Wed, 24 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
October 24, 2018

Brace yourselves for some bad news.

If there’s one thing this world doesn’t need more of, it’s Schumers.

We already have too many of them.

Chuck “The Claw” Schumer.

Chuck’s cousin, Amy “Miss Piggy” Schumer.

And now, I’m pained to learn that a third Schumer will be born into this world.  😭

This is a dark day.

Entertainment:

The I Feel Pretty actress is expecting her first child with her husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer shared the exciting baby news on friend Jessica Yellin’s Instagram, by writing “I’m pregnant—Amy Schumer” on a list of her candidate recommendation’s for voters for the upcoming midterm elections. Yellin captioned the video on her story, “@amyschumer Getting Out the Vote, and Something Else.”

Amy teased her followers with the shocking reveal on her Instagram by sharing a silly photo of her and Chris’ face photo-shopped onto the bodies of Prince Harryand a pregnant Meghan Markle. Schumer wrote, “About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!!”

The most sickening thing of all is that while the entire world is anguished by the prospect of this new, unexpected Schumer, Amy is making light of our pain with whimsical online media posts.

Read the mood, you dumb bitch. This is no time to be making jokes.

And in a statement to The Times, Schumer joked, “Chris and I are thrilled and almost positive he’s the father. I look forward to competing with Markle every step of the way.”

The happy announcement comes nearly eight months after the 37-year-old comedian married the 38-year-old chef in a surprise ceremony in Malibu.

And Chris Fischer – what a traitor. As far as I can tell, he’s a goy – he was raised on a farm, which as far as I can know no Jew has ever tended in all of the world’s history. Also, this Jew whines that Amy didn’t marry another Jew.

This is a real kick in the gut.

The only thing allowing me to sleep at night was the firm conviction that Amy Schumer would never reproduce, being a fat empowered skank who don’t need no man.

But then good goy Chris Fischer comes in and actually marries this bitch – who, by the way, is not funny.

And to top it all off, he gets her preggo.

This is a disaster.

It just goes to show that even Jew women get that urge to pop out a single justification for their existence when they hit their thirties. She’s 37, so the kid will probably be autistic.

I hope it has Down Syndrome.

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Kavanaugh Confirmation Deals Major Defeat to Subversive Anti-American Jews https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/10/07/kavanaugh-confirmation-deals-major-defeat-to-subversive-anti-american-jews/ Sun, 07 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
October 7, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court of the United States was a major defeat for subversive Jewish interests that have been pushing sick agendas to destroy America from within.

The confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court of the United States represents much more than Republicans filling a vacancy on the nation’s highest court. It represents a major defeat to a group of subversive Jews who utilized the most disgusting tactics imaginable to prevent Kavanaugh from filling the position.

Make no mistake about it, the anti-Kavanaugh movement was almost entirely Jewish in nature. This is a fact that is hardly mentioned anywhere. Both mainstream and so-called alternative media outlets have refused to mention what is the most important aspect of this circus. They’ve used terms like “leftists” and “liberals” to mask how Jews were behind much of what happened. Talking about the Jewish role in this is a line that few are willing to cross but it is the absolute truth of what happened.

Let’s review the facts.

Jewish Senator Dianne Feinstein

The Jewish Senator Dianne Feinstein intentionally concealed a letter from Christine Blasey Ford, a California professor and anti-Trump feminist, alleging that Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her at a party 36 years ago. She refused to share the letter with the rest of the Senate Judiciary Committee and did not bring up the allegation to Kavanaugh when he met with her in private or during the confirmation hearing itself. This despite there being a process for committee members to share pertinent confidential information with one another. It is a fact that was brought up in public when Feinstein was questioned about the letter.

Once the hearing had concluded and the committee was set to vote, Ford’s letter was leaked to the media. This happened at the most politically opportune time for Feinstein and successfully delayed the confirmation process.

Jewish lawyer Debra Katz

In addition, Feinstein’s office recommended a Jewish lawyer named Debra Katz to represent her before she had a chance to speak with Kavanaugh. Ford was ultimately represented by Katz and another Jewish lawyer named Michael Bromwich.

These Jewish lawyers who guided her through the process did not appear to represent her interests well. Ford seemed confused when told at the hearing that she could have given her testimony to the committee in a private setting in California. This was either a manifestation of her conspiring with these Jews or her being deliberately misled by them.

There were also few people who had access to Ford’s letter. Although we don’t know exactly who leaked the letter, it is safe to assume that it was directly or indirectly leaked from Feinstein’s office. It may also have been leaked by Ford’s Jewish lawyer Katz who, again, was recommended by Feinstein’s people. Feinstein claims her office did not leak the letter, but these claims are highly dubious and have opened her up to a possible ethics investigation.

All that aside, Ford’s story is a proven hoax. She could not identify a specific date, time or place of the alleged sexual assault. The so-called witnesses she identified could not corroborate her story and basically had no idea what she was talking about. She was also caught in various lies during her public testimony. Her ex-boyfriend even said she was lying about statements she made about polygraph testing and being afraid to fly.

There were also two other uncorroborated stories that came out including one by a Jewess named Julie Swetnick. She told crazy tales of how Kavanaugh attended multiple “train rape” parties.

Despite the fact that these stories were obvious falsehoods, they were promoted as credible allegations by big corporate media outlets run by Jews.

Most notably, CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, ABC, the New York Times and other Jewish media operations were engaged in this practice.

These Jews employed what is known as the “big lie” technique against Kavanaugh. They smeared him as a sexual assaulter and a raper even though there was zero credible evidence proving these claims.

The “big lie” is a Jewish technique that a fine German man named Adolf Hitler talked about in his best selling book “Mein Kampf” published in the 1920s. His words are as true today as they were nearly a century ago.

From time immemorial, however, the Jews have known better than any others how falsehood and calumny can be exploited. Is not their very existence founded on one great lie, namely, that they are a religious community, whereas in reality they are a race? And what a race! One of the greatest thinkers that mankind has produced has branded the Jews for all time with a statement which is profoundly and exactly true. He (Schopenhauer) called the Jew “The Great Master of Lies”. Those who do not realize the truth of that statement, or do not wish to believe it, will never be able to lend a hand in helping Truth to prevail.

And further showing the Jewish nature of this evil plot, we have these additional facts.

Jew Lorne Michaels

Saturday Night Live a show run by the Jew Lorne Michaels which has historically featured Jewish cast members, ran a skit openly mocking Kavanaugh. The decision to mock only Kavanaugh and not Ford is indicative of the overall Jewish desire to have him destroyed.

The lies against Kavanaugh were further amplified with anti-Kavanaugh protests organized by various groups connected to the evil Jew billionaire George Soros.

When Senator Jeff Flake was confronted in an elevator over his support of Kavanaugh, he was confronted by an individual involved with the Center for Popular Democracy an organization financed by Soros.

The Jews Amy Schumer and Emily Ratajkowski also participated in the anti-Kavanaugh protests. They were eventually fake arrested in a staged publicity stunt.

The Jew Senator Chuck Schumer along with Feinstein represented the Democrats in giving a statement about the supplemental FBI investigation which cleared Kavanaugh of wrongdoing. Both claimed the investigation was insufficient and that the FBI report was part of a conspiracy involving the White House. Again, more Jewish lies of which no tangible corroborating evidence was offered.

After Senator Susan Collins took to the Senate floor announcing that she would be voting in favor of Kavanaugh, a large number of Jews took to Twitter to express their anger at her.

Here’s just a handful of posts from these hissing vipers.

After reviewing these facts, it is impossible to deny that subversive anti-American Jews were the primary force involved in a sinister plot to destroy Kavanaugh. These Jews do not represent the interest of America. They represent the interest of their diabolical and evil race first and foremost.

America can’t function as a nation when we have a race of evil Jews allowed to openly subvert our institutions. They were openly claiming that a man was guilty until proven innocent and that accusations alone are enough to disqualify someone from holding public office. This was a completely insane precedent that they were trying to set. What happened to Kavanaugh is arguably the most obvious and open subversion of our systems by the Jewish race yet.

The sad part about this is that their agenda was only narrowly defeated. While it does indeed represent a major defeat for the Jews, it only means that they are going to become increasingly crazy and unhinged moving forward.

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Jews Amy Schumer and Emily Ratajkowski “Arrested” in Kavanaugh Protests https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/10/05/jews-amy-schumer-and-emily-ratajkowski-arrested-in-kavanaugh-protests/ Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 5, 2018

Fat Jew and alleged JILF, who is actually just a plastic surgery experiment gone wrong.

Guys, I’m really starting to wonder if there might be something going on with these Jews.

It just seems like every time some anti-white, anti-American, anti-freedom event takes place, you look at it and it’s all Jews behind it.

Are we supposed to believe that this is all just a coincidence?

CNN:

Comedian Amy Schumer and model-actress Emily Ratajkowski were among those arrested Thursday in protests over Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.‏

Hundreds of people turned up at the Hart and Dirksen Senate Office Buildings to challenge Kavanaugh’s nomination after three women accused him of various forms of sexual misconduct. Schumer and Ratajkowski were among them.

Capitol Police said they arrested 302 people during the demonstrations. Video from the scene shows the two actresses being detained after an officer asks if they want to be arrested.

They said they wanted to be arrested.

But the arrest was not actually real – it was just a staged public event.

The cops gave them bracelets and walked beside them to the exit.

The sad thing is, eventually people are going to get so disgusted and fed up with these Jews and their behavior, that they end up stuffing them all into fake shower rooms and suffocating them with diesel fumes from a repurposed Soviet submarine engine.

You probably already know this but it bears repeating for those who do not know this: the fat subversive kike “actress” Amy Schumer is actually the cousin of the disgusting subversive kike politician Chuck Schumer.

They hang out with each other.

I wonder what they talk about? 

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YES: Evil Kike Amy Schumer Struck Down by the Heavens for Her Crimes https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/04/28/yes-evil-kike-amy-schumer-struck-down-by-the-heavens-for-her-crimes/ Sat, 28 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
April 28, 2018

Thought you could attack the White race forever with no consequence? Think again.

Our enemies, who have been rampaging unimpeded for decades against White America, are being struck down by the wrathful gods at an astonishing rate.

– Barbara Bush died.
– George Bush Sr. has been hospitalized.
– John McCain has also been hospitalized.
– Bill Cosby going to jail.

And probably other stuff I can’t think of at the moment.

And, thank Kek, the streak is continuing. Amy Schumer, that insufferable kike who, by the way, isn’t funny, has just been hospitalized.

Like McCain and Bush, it’s because of some kind of infection.

God bless these based bacteria.

Page Six:

Amy Schumer is recovering after being hospitalized for five days with a “horrible” kidney infection.

“Here’s what I’ve been up to this week,” the 36-year-old actress wrote in an Instagram post Friday alongside a photo of herself in the hospital. “I want to give a big thank you to the doctors, the bad ass nurses also my husband who’s name is, i want to say, Chris? and my sisters Kimby and mol who have been by my side the whole time.”

How cute. She keeps up the feminist snark even while on her death bed.

Can you imagine being married to Amy Schumer? Yuck! She looks like she weights 400 pounds.

The “I Feel Pretty” star was supposed to fly to London for the opening of her new movie, but announced in the post that her doctors wouldn’t let her travel.

“I’m really disappointed selfishly to miss this trip because I love London and Europe in general and all the great people (food) there,” she continued. “But I need to put my health first … [The movie] is sweet and fun and you will walk out feeling better. Which is something I hope to feel soon too.”

Another photo shows Schumer’s husband, Chris Fischer, holding her hand as she lies in a hospital bed. A third shows him sitting by her side.

Can you catch a kidney infection by holding hands? I sure hope so. But frankly, by this point, I no longer believe that these Jews and traitors are getting infected by conventional means. God himself is infecting them through divine intervention, as retribution for their crimes.

Did she think there was any chance she wouldn’t get a horrible disease for this?

Unfortunately, it’s rather likely that this horrible Jewess will actually recover from this. After all, in the worse case scenario, they’ll have to swap out her kidneys for new ones, and pig kidneys would be a perfect fit.

Unless the kidneys reject her, which is always a possibility. After all, I never heard of a feminist pig.

But at least, we can all find solace in the fact that a Jew is suffering dearly.

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Talented Actress and Stunning Woman Amy Schumer has a New Movie Coming Out https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/02/09/talented-actress-and-stunning-woman-amy-schumer-has-a-new-movie-coming-out/ Fri, 09 Feb 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
February 9, 2018

Take a look at this trailer.

Women are delusional on many levels. From what I can tell from this trailer, our Hebrew friend Amy plays your typical, annoying fat broad who suddenly gets brain damage and starts thinking she’s hot.

There are many problems with this scenario already.

Most fat women in the West already think they’re hot because they get so much attention from desperate betas and non-White men. A fatty like Amy just needs to wait for closing time at the local sports bar to get an above average man to make a pass at her. That’s just how it is.

Another problem is how she assumes that once she has confidence, people start looking at her differently. Based on the trailer, she starts getting attention from a soy boy when she starts asserting herself. Actually that part is accurate. You often see fat, commandeering women with pushover beta boyfriends.

They will all end up with frumpy, used up girlfriends

Well done, Amy.

I get that this is a comedy, but frankly it’s a sick comedy.

It lets fat girls feel better about themselves because they find their fat avatar in the lead, and they feel better about themselves. They giggle and say, “the struggle is real” in their fat girl voice. It’s catharsis for them, when really they need to struggle and suffer a bit to lose some pounds instead.

Obesity among White women is leading to an epidemic in mudsharking that is rarely mentioned.

Most straight White men are not attracted to land-whales, only non-Whites are.

So all this is doing is increasing the eligible pool of women for blacks and browns to date and decreasing the eligible pool for Whites.

Movies like this need to be banned. But barring that, ridiculed and mocked into oblivion.

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Jewess Amy Schumer Will Not be Playing Barbie https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/03/29/jewess-amy-schumer-will-not-be-playing-barbie/ Wed, 29 Mar 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Penarddun
Daily Stormer
March 29, 2017

The internet trolls win.

Inquisitr:

Amy Schumer has pulled out of playing Barbie in an upcoming live-action film, but it might not be because of her busy schedule.
Ever since Sony announced the potential casting of Amy Schumer in the role of Barbie in Mattel’s live-action take on the iconic brand of toys, social media erupted in an uproar, saying that Schumer wasn’t exactly the perfect fit for the project due to her looks, weight, and saucy attitude.

While it’s unclear if the mean tweets targeting Amy Schumer’s plans to play a real-life Barbie doll had anything to do with the comedian dropping out of the project, Sony is already looking for Schumer’s replacement, according to Fox News.

Last Friday, Amy Schumer gave an exclusive interview to Variety, in which she said she would “no longer to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts.”

Amy Schumer described Sony and Mattel as “great partners” and added that she’s “bummed” but looking forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.

There’s a huge chance Sony will cast someone equally as gross and disgusting but we don’t know that for 100%.

I’m just personally relieved that Barbie will not be butchered by this whore and that little girls will not be subjected to watching her.

Maybe Sony came to realize that you cannot put a sex-obsessed ‘comedian’ in a family movie.

Yes Goy, introduce your daughter to this fine role model!

I also don’t believe her schedule is ‘conflicting’ and think that Sony started to understand what a massive mistake they would have been making.

Nobody would have honestly taken that movie seriously.

Maybe if they ever do a Muppets casting?

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Jew Slut Amy Schumer’s Netflix Special Gets Horrible Reviews, Alt-Right Trolls Blamed https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/03/17/jew-slut-amy-schumers-netflix-special-gets-horrible-reviews-alt-right-trolls-blamed/ Fri, 17 Mar 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Zeiger
Daily Stormer
March 17, 2017

Usually, the trailer has the best jokes…

So, this is a thing, now? Jews just blame the alt-right whenever things go bad for them?

Feels good, man.

I’m just surprised she didn’t blame Russian hackers.

Fox News:

Amy Schumer’s new stand-up special for Netflix is receiving overwhelmingly negative reviews, and she thinks she knows who’s to blame.

“The Leather Special” debuted on the streaming service last week, and it’s already gotten hundreds of one-star reviews from Netflix subscribers.

I guess people are losing interest in hearing a beached whale talk about her how her vagina smells for an hour. I’m not sure what people ever liked about it.

I guess Jews like that kind of thing?

One man’s torture is another man’s stand-up comedy.

Schumer responded to the backlash Wednesday on her Instagram account, citing a report from Splitsider that claims hundreds of alt-right trolls are behind all the negative reviews.

“The alt-right organized trolls attack everything I do. Read the @splitsider article,” Schumer wrote. “They organize to get my ratings down. Meeting in sub Reddit rooms. They tried on my book and movies and TV show.”

She also called out the media for reporting on the negative reviews and the fact that her special appears to be a critical flop.

“I am only alarmed by the people printing their organized trolling as ‘news.’ [T]his is what the current administration wants,” she argued.

LOL!

“You can’t say my show is getting poor reviews, that’s what Trump would want!”

What is this bitch smoking?

She said the trolling actually reminds her that she is “powerful and dangerous and brave,” and that’s why she’s being targeted.

“Call me a whale. Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead,” Schumer wrote. “I know who I am. I am strong and beautiful and will use my voice my whole time on this earth.”

You know, many years ago I made an interesting realization.

Every time someone ever told me they were honest, it was immediately before telling me an outrageous lie.

It turns out that honest people never say “I’m honest, you can trust me, I’d never lie to you.”

In the same line of thinking, I’ve noticed that when people say “I’m strong and beautiful,” they’re pretty much always ugly and pathetic creatures.

I’m a strong, independent and beautiful woman! Hear me roar!

Is the alt-right really responsible for Schumer’s abysmal ratings?

Yeah, probably.

But her show is still hot garbage though. The only reason she ever had an audience to begin with was because her fellow Jews promoted her degenerate act to eager feminists.

It’s nothing that could compete with real comedians in a free market.

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New Comedy Show “We’re All a Bunch of C*nts” Reminds Us That Feminists Aren’t Funny https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/01/13/new-comedy-show-were-all-a-bunch-of-cnts-reminds-us-that-feminists-arent-funny/ Fri, 13 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Penarddun
Daily Stormer
January 13, 2017

Of course it’s for free, who would pay to watch degenerates make fools of themselves?

I really do wish that all feminists would just sit in a corner and knit hats. If they have to exist, at least do something quiet.

Before Bowery:

Lately, there’s been a widespread and mercilessly drawn-out public debate over what exactly counts as “offensive,” and how that may or may not be something quite separate from old-fashioned hate– you know, the classics, like racism, misogyny, homophobia.

A newish group called Comedy Cunt Collective and the monthly standup and multimedia-art showcase they hold at Bluestockings (the Lower East Side radical bookstore and “activist space”) is a reminder of just how screwy this debate really is.

Their lineups are exclusively made up of “people of color, queer people, people who don’t assign to the [gender] binary,” something that’s highly unusual in an industry that’s overwhelmingly dominated by straight, cisgender white men.

Just having such a diverse lineup is a statement in and of itself. “We’re all a bunch of cunts,” Amanda said. “You can look at the lineup and see, ‘Yeah, guess what? We’re going to have women talking about their periods.’ Because, guess what? Women have periods.”

Much like The Experiment Comedy Gallery, this creates a parallel scene for standups from marginalized groups who perform regularly throughout the city’s mainstream comedy club circuit. “We do our best to make it a safe space,” Arti said.

Amanda, who identifies as a “femme-presenting queer woman,” explained, “There are still not many predominantly queer feminist spaces, and until that day comes I’m not going to feel completely comfortable performing in every venue or feel comfortable at every show.”

Where to even begin.

Firstly, I’m not sure where they hang out, because majority of the comedians I see advertised are either faggots or feminists. It’s hardly dominated by straight white men.

The comedy scene is unfortunately a highly shitlib one.

Maybe the ones that really stand out are straight white men because they do more than just joke about all their hangups.

The lovely ladies behind this degenerate comedy show

And people don’t think feminists have mental issues? Why then is it that they’re only capable of joking about all the sex (they wish) they’ve had, and their body parts?

And any female who thinks there is a war against menstruation needs psych help.

There’s no way around that.

For Cunt Comedy, a “safe space,” therefore, isn’t about censorship, just the opposite is true– it’s a way to ensure that comedians and artists from marginalized groups have a place where they are guaranteed representation and can feel comfortable speaking and performing as themselves.

Arti recalled that recently, after performing a bit about “dying in my own farts by hotboxing an elevator” a man approached her after the show and told her that she was too “aggressive.” It was bewildering and she felt strange being told by a man that her bit was somehow inappropriate.

“I feel like white men take off all their clothes on that stage screaming and everyone calls it hilarious,” she said.

No – standing on stage and thinking it’s funny to get undressed is something a feminist would do.

They’re very good at self reflecting.

But let’s take a look at a highly famous straight male comedian – George Carlin.

Like/agree with him or not, the man did put effort into what he said.

He didn’t just get up on stage and say ‘muh dick’ there was substance to his jokes.

At times yes, he could be very obscene and spurt off generic dribble, later on especially. (That’s personally when I noticed his stand-up quality died a bit. )

And I don’t know why comedians in general who aren’t kikes and are genuinely funny as well as intelligent stoop to genital and bland sex jokes, as I find that form of ‘comedy’ is for simpletons and low-IQ individuals, but for some reason they do.

However, the intelligent comedians do not do this all the time.

Feminist comedians on the other hand, hardly joke about anything that’s smart, witty and/or funny. They’re always complaining. Their jokes are always so obvious, so backed by hatred, paranoia, arrogance etc.

Just imagine a world without subhuman comedians!

Have you seen Amy Schumer do standup? She’s literally like a school teacher.

People pay real money to see this crap

I’m not sure where these victims get the confidence from to display their lack of talent, but just so everybody knows that’s also another sign of being empty-headed.

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