During the coronavirus lockdown, while you were losing your business and your house and your marriage was falling apart, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos increased his wealth from $115 billion to $155 billion.

You might be thinking, “what with the fact that this man got rich off of running small businesses out of business, then got even richer during a manufactured crisis that appears designed to wipe out remaining small businesses, maybe he could do something to help out the people?”

Well, Jeff Bezos has heard your cries. He’s heard them loud and clear. And he is doing something truly profound to help out Americans. Something that is truly more than any of us ever could have asked for. Something that humbles us all before his moral superiority, and reminded everyone that he deserved all that money because he is just such a good person.

CNBC:

Amazon is removing Washington Redskins merchandise from its site, after the NFL called on the team to change its name, widely considered a racial slur against Native Americans.

In a note to sellers on Wednesday, Amazon said that it would pull a variety of products featuring the Washington team, including jerseys, t-shirts and jewelry. Sellers were given 48 hours to review and remove any products flagged by Amazon, the notice states.

An Amazon spokesperson confirmed the company is removing Redskins merchandise.

“With the announcement from the Washington team and the NFL, we are removing products with the team’s name and logo from our stores,” according to the notice, which was shared by Ed Rosenberg, who runs an online seller group called ASGTG. “Failure to properly close or delete all restricted product listings from your inventory may result in deactivation.”

America doesn’t deserve a hero as good and as moral as Jeff Bezos.

Truly, he is like a god that walks among us. I expect that if you were to ever lay eyes upon him, his holy glow would heal whatever diseases you may have.

In fact, that could well be the solution to coronavirus – just tell everyone to stare at an image of Jeff Bezos’ glowing face, and focus on the depths of his great morality.

If you buy this at this price, you will get magical meme energies, probably. I mean, I would assume so.

Amazon.com is selling Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf for exactly $14.88.

This is a real thing. Here’s the archive link, in case they change the price because we’ve pointed it out (remember when I complained about people misusing archive.is as some kind of protest method – this is the actual purpose of it).

There is no way that they are doing this on purpose.

There’s also no way it could be a “coincidence.”

This is meme magic in action.

All religions predicted that some day a frog would rise and destroy everything on purpose.

“Coincidences” are an unscientific concept which has never been proven and there isn’t even a pseudoscience explanation for their existence.

What has been proven by science is meme magic.

If you haven’t read Mein Kampf, that’s actually a pretty decent price for a relatively good book, and I also think you might get some kind of meme power from buying it for exactly $14.88.

It’s the Murphy translation (the official one recognized/funded by the NSDAP), which is the best, though maybe a bit more difficult for lower level readers (don’t be embarrassed – all of our attention spans have been mutilated by modern society).

People with worse ADD and reading skills (again, don’t be embarrassed, seriously) can get the Ford translation. But they’re going to have to pay $27.49 for it. Just don’t get the Manheim translation. Though I haven’t read it (I have read the other two), a whole lot of people I respect and trust on such matters say it’s crap.

It’s the best book and everyone needs to read it.

The World Jewish Congress has launched a campaign to demand Amazon.com stop distributing books which promote Antisemitism or report the actual facts about their alleged Holocaust.

Here is the full text of the letter that WJC head Robert Singer sent to Amazon CEO Jeffrey Bezos (who is apparently not a Jew):

Jeffrey Bezos
Chairman & CEO
Amazon.com

By email

Dear Mr. Bezos,

It has come to our attention that Amazon.com is selling books that deny the Holocaust and promote anti-Semitism and white supremacy. According to reports and our own investigation, these materials are even available to customers in countries such as France, Germany and Austria, where Holocaust denial is a crime and such texts are banned.

Amazon’s own policy on offensive materials states: “What we deem offensive is probably about what you would expect. This includes items such as crime-scene photos or human organs and body parts. Amazon.com reserves the right to determine the appropriateness of items sold on our site. Also, be aware of cultural differences and sensitivities. Some items may be acceptable in one country, but unacceptable in another. Please keep in mind our global community of customers.”

No one should profit from the sale of such vile and offensive hate literature. Many Holocaust survivors are deeply offended by the fact that the world’s largest online retailer is making money from selling such material. We are shocked and disgusted that Amazon has not yet removed these items, which came to light in news reports on October 14.

Please remove these items forthwith.

Sincerely,

Robert Singer
Executive Vice President & CEO
World Jewish Congress