We’re on aliens watch here at hoax central station.

When they start telling you they’re worried about an alien invasion, that’s new.

Before they claimed that any lifeform intelligent enough to be traveling long distances through space would have to be friendly.

RT:

Scientists at the UK’s Oxford University have reportedly sounded an alarm over plans by NASA to broadcast location data and other information into space, warning that the effort could have dangerous unintended consequences, including triggering an alien invasion.

At issue is the planned “Beacon in the Galaxy” (BITG), a broadcast of data by a NASA-led team of researchers with the aim of greeting “extraterrestrial intelligences.” The US space agency wants to beam the signal from the SETI Institute’s Allen Telescope array in California and China’s Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Radio Telescope (FAST). It would include such information as the biochemical composition of life on Earth, the Solar System’s time-stamped position in the Milky Way, digitized images of humans and an invitation for extraterrestrials to respond.

 The “Beacon in the Galaxy” project proposal includes digitized depictions of human men and women and the Solar System for broadcast deep into space. 

Anders Sandberg, a senior researcher at Oxford’s Future of Humanity Institute (FHI), argued that such a broadcast could be risky. In the unlikely event that an alien civilization receives the message, he said, the response might not be just a friendly greeting.

The search for alien life has a “giggle factor” around it, Sandberg told the UK’s Telegraph newspaper in an article published on Sunday. “Many people refuse to take anything related to it seriously, which is a shame because this is important stuff.”

Another FHI scientist at Oxford, Toby Ord, has suggested that there should be public discussion before sending signals to aliens. Even listening for incoming messages could be dangerous, he added, as they could be used to entrap Earthlings. “These dangers are small but poorly understood and not yet well managed,” he said.

Ord insisted that there’s no scientific consensus on the ratio of peaceful to hostile civilizations around the galaxy. “Given the downside could be much bigger than the upside, this doesn’t sound to me like a good situation in which to take active steps toward contact,” he said.

They wouldn’t likely stage a hoax alien attack on earth.

They would be much more likely to stage an alien arrival event, like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

The aliens would become UN advisors.

This is for sure one of the cards in the deck.

Arik Kershenbuam

The Wall Street Journal published an essay by Arik Kershenbaum, a zoologist at the University of Cambridge, where he argues that, eventually, humans will be able to communicate with aliens.

The purpose of these news items about aliens this and aliens that is to warm people up to the idea that soon, aliens may “come” and we’ll be able to understand what they try to communicate, and that we’ll have to follow their instructions because, since they have the technology to come where we live and we don’t have to technology to go where they’re from, they’re alleged to be smarter than us.

An alien visitation could be faked as easily as the fake pandemic was faked.

Just like people who question SCIENCE are currently being dismissed as dumb conspiracy theorists, if the rulers ever hoax an alien visit, skeptics who question “the aliens” will be mocked for daring to defy the “superior intelligence” of our visitors.

Wall Street Journal:

Human contact with alien civilizations may be more likely than we think. A recent NASA study estimated that there should be at least four habitable planets (and probably more) within about 32 light years of Earth—a cosmic stone’s throw away. Those planets could just now be receiving (albeit faintly) our television broadcasts of the 1989 inauguration of President George H.W. Bush. But would aliens understand those broadcasts? Would we understand aliens? Could we ever interpret their languages?

The 2016 movie “Arrival” portrayed scientists frantically scrambling to decode an alien language. Although the on-screen aliens communicated—and even thought—in a completely different way from humans, the hero played by Amy Adams of course eventually succeeded. But off-screen, alien language may be so, well, alien that we could never understand anything about it. How do we approach dealing with something so completely unknown that it may also be completely different from anything we might expect?

In fact, questions about the nature of possible alien languages are tractable. Language remains the lone thing that appears to separate humans from other animals on Earth. The comparison of human language with animal communication can help, should we ever frantically need to decode an alien signal. After all, aliens will have evolved their language on a planet that is, like Earth, also full of non-linguistic species. But what really is the difference between language and non-language?

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The most important of these seems to be this: Language should be as complex as it needs to be to convey the necessary information, but no more. An infinitely complex language would mean that aliens would need infinitely large brains to process it. Evolution values efficiency, and absurdly complex language is inefficient. This principle applies equally well to humpback whale song and to Michelangelo’s paintings: We can understand the meaning in a painting’s beauty because it is balanced, not because it is complex.

Such a principle should apply to an alien’s language too, and hence to their messages to the people of Earth. Even if an advanced civilization decides to restructure its language to be more regular, as humans have done with Esperanto, it is already too late. Our brains have been shaped by our language as much as the other way round, and Esperanto still carries with it the traits of its earlier, less well-structured predecessors.

Quantifying this evolutionary balance between complexity and simplicity turns out to be relatively easy, since there is a mathematical continuum that runs between randomness and regularity. Human language seems to be perched precisely between complexity and simplicity, but most animals are way off to the sides. Birdsong—beautiful though it is—is far too repetitive and stereotyped to be language. Listen to a bird, and you will hear the same phrases being sung over and over; humans rarely speak that way, unless they are hawking wares on street corners.

Must alien language obey that same balance? We can’t be sure. But if we know anything about aliens, it is that they will have evolved on their planet through evolution by natural selection, just like we humans did. The aliens’ distant ancestors surely howled and hooted, tweeted and snorted (or did the alien equivalents) almost meaninglessly, just like our own ancestors. So their languages may well have inherited that fundamental fingerprint, just like our own. This offers us an excellent starting place to begin the frantic scramble to decode alien messages—should we ever receive any.

Trying to explain human intelligence through the theory of evolution is absolutely nonsensical. Just imagine the absolute hubris of this people, who tell us that aliens would have evolved just like humans did but in other planets, without telling us why humans are one of a kind in a planet that has (and has had) countless other species.

If human-like intelligence can happen on other Earth-like planets, why hasn’t it happened on this planet more than once?

Evolution theorist cannot be taken seriously until they offer a logical explanation why anime cat girls don’t exist on planet Earth.

Marco Rubio is out there shilling hard for aliens, yet again, as always.

Mediaite:

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) shared his thoughts on aliens with TMZ  — revealing he is worried about UFOs flying near United States military bases.

TMZ stopped the senator, a member of the Senate Committee on Intelligence, at Reagan National Airport on Monday, noting that the government is now required to release a report detailing everything officials know about UFOs.

“There’s stuff flying over military installations, and nobody knows what it is and it isn’t ours,” he said, adding that it’s logical to want to identify these unidentified flying objects. “It’s common sense, right?”

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The TMZ reporter went as far as to ask Rubio if aliens or China imposed a bigger threat to the United States, prompting the senator to repeat that he does not know what the object was.

“There’s stuff flying over the top of our military installations and they don’t know who’s flying it, they don’t even know who it is,” Rubio added. “So that’s a problem. We need to find out if we can.”

Rubio went on to crack that the aliens must be smarter than humans if they “made it all the way here” when “we can’t get there.”

It’s not just Marco saying this, of course – the military has been announcing it for years.

The Drive:

In July of 2019, a truly bizarre series of events unfolded around California’s Channel Islands. Over a number of days, groups of unidentified aircraft, which the U.S. Navy simply refers to as ‘drones’ or ‘UAVs,’ pursued that service’s vessels, prompting a high-level investigation.

During the evening encounters, as many as six aircraft were reported swarming around the ships at once. The drones were described as flying for prolonged periods in low-visibility conditions, and performing brazen maneuvers over the Navy warships near a sensitive military training range less than 100 miles off Los Angeles. The ensuing investigation included elements of the Navy, Coast Guard, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). The incidents received major attention, including from the Chief of Naval Operations—the apex of the Navy’s chain of command.

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It is unclear why anyone would operate drones near Navy warships in such a brazen manner. Commercially available drones are not commonly capable of flying for such long durations across great distances with speeds in excess of 45 miles an hour. Based on the pooled data available from the deck logs, we estimate the drones traversed at least 100 nautical miles in the July 14th incident.

Furthermore, the drones were able to locate and catch a destroyer traveling at 16 knots in conditions with less than one nautical mile of visibility. Equally baffling, their operators appear to have coordinated at least five to six drones simultaneously. Then there is the question of line-of-sight control, and control methods in general, which make the capabilities described all that much more puzzling.

It seems like a kind of warm up to ease the population into accepting the idea that aliens may visit the planet.

If they ever hoax some kind of alien visit, they will set it up like they’ve set up the coronavirus hoax. We know that anyone who opposes what the government does in the name of saving people from the virus can be accused of putting people at risk, threatening public health, straight-up killing people, being a conspiracy theorist, not believing in science, and more.

What they’ll do with the alien hoax, if it ever happens, is similar. They’ll say that anyone who questions the aliens is just too dumb to understand their superior intellect, and they’ll say something like what Marco Rubio said: they have the technology to come here, and we don’t have the technology to go there, so who are we to question them?

It’s going to be an absolute nightmare, especially if the aliens look like what Aleister Crowley referred to as LAM.

It looks like the Saiyans have finally arrived, which means that we’ll soon have all kinds of martial artist space aliens wreaking all kinds of havoc while searching for the Dragon Balls.

Good thing we’ve prepared for this by feeding all of Africa’s blacks and investing in gender reassignment technology.

RT:

When a barrage of fireballs recently rained down on Chile, many assumed it was a meteor shower and moved on. However, analysis has since dismissed that theory and experts are struggling to explain the unidentified falling objects.

The mysterious, fiery phenomena crash-landed in seven locations in Dalcahue City on the Chilean island of Chiloé late last month. They sparked a flurry of blazes which firefighters had to scramble to extinguish.

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With meteors now ruled out, those in the know suggest space junk is the most likely explanation for the curious crash landings, however officials say they’ll be carrying out further testing at the sites in a bid to determine what exactly fell from the sky on that curious evening.

If it were space junk, they’d have found some kind of remains and already announced that it was just random junk.

But they didn’t, because it isn’t space junk.

Our only chance right now is to find the Dragon Balls before whatever it is that landed on Chile does.

We can then ask Shenron to get rid of the Jews or something.

I mean, we’re in a pretty tough spot here. An unknown something crash-landed on our planet. Are we prepared to face extraterrestrial threats if this is some kind of incursion or invasion?

These “fireball” things that crashed-landed on Chile are not likely to belong to any of the known ayy lmao factions that are currently touring Earth with their UFOs.

Maybe the ayy lmaos on Imperial Star Destroyer UFOs will help us fight, as they seem the most friendly towards our cause.

But what if they don’t help?

Our next best bet would be to hope that super androids developed in secret by Chinese scientists are a thing and that they’re strong enough to face hostile ayy lmaos.

On the off chance that this isn’t an invasion, we should be grateful that we’re granted more time to prepare and stop messing around with pronouns and genders.

There’s a whole universe to face and a whole lot of Jews to gas.

Full version here

The ayy lmaos are coming.

Any day now.

Just wait and see.

Daily Star:

A “triangular craft” recorded by the International Space Station live feed “hovering” over Earth has lead viewers to ask if its a US Space Force ship.

The United States Space Force is a proposed space warfare service branch of the US Armed Forces, which is intended to have control over military space operations.

And a newly emerged clip has conspiracists believing the force may have already been implemented.

YouTube conspiracist MrMBB333 uploaded the video over the weekend showing the unidentified craft hovering near to the ISS cameras.

He said after analysing the object and modifying the contrast he was left surprised at his findings.

That’s nothing. My sources have provided actual high-quality pictures of the object, where you can clearly appreciate that this is definitely not related to the United States Space Force.

Check this out:

This is a full-on invasion.

You thought Jews were bad? Try resisting an orbital bombardment from these ships.

It’s time to Leave Our Differences Behind and Embrace Diversity, join forces and fight against the planetary threat of Climate Change Imperial Star Destroyer UFOs.

We have to do this for the Greater Good.

Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, and her council of Wise Jews will lead us to victory.

The bizarre object was spotted by keen watcher Scott M last week who said he had never seen anything like it before, despite regularly tuning in to the feed.

In the clip, the conspiracist said: “This is not a reflection, in fact, this object over here as you’ll see reflects light itself.

“It seems to be some sort of large triangular craft.”

The man claimed the object sped up before “disappearing” in the live feed.

“You’ll see when I zoom in and put it in slow motion, you’re going to see light reflecting off it and it glistens,” he added.

Not only does the “object” reflect light itself, it will soon start shooting light itself unless all of us adopt a vegan diet and buy a Tesla.

We’re not ready to handle that level of pew-pew-pewing, but we’re ready to rally behind the banners of Greta the Great.

She’ll know what to do. Kids always do.

Tucker Carlson appears to believe that UFOs are visiting our planet and causing shenanigans and that the government should start opening up its alien archives and talking about the issue candidly.

He did a very serious UFO segment Friday.

This isn’t the first segment that he’s done, and I’m starting to detect a pattern here.

In general, I think Tucker is right to be concerned. It is imperative that we make contact with the ayys before the Jews do. Using their alien technology, we might be able to just risk open combat with the Jews and overthrow them, despite their vast conventional advantages.

Alien weaponry would be the equivalent of using firearms vs stone age tribesmen in the Americas and the Pacific Islands. The kvetching would be eternal and everlasting, and we would usher in the golden age of the Space Reich.

This is what the Fuhrer wanted.

I do not think that our alien overlords would care much about chopping our sons’ dicks off and forcing us to believe that 6 million Jews were masturbated to death in Poland.

They’d probably want to mine our planet’s resources and would need slave laborers for the mines.

So, logically, we can just give them the blacks and the browns and the entirety of Africa and just call it a day.

This seems like a fair trade for alien weapons and the end of the Jewish domination of our planet.

Armed with these bad boys, who could stop us?

Tucker wants the aliens to know that they have friends and allies in America who want to break into Area 51 and set them free.

Shit would be lit.

We’d chill for a bit and get to know each other, then we’d get around to business.

Us: Yo, we need to do something about these kikes, like, for real tho.

Aliens: A-ite, I’m gonna need dem Africans for the mines though.

Us: Word, I feel you.

Aliens: We good?

Us: Yeah, we good homie. Hit us up with them weapons.

Hell yeah, nigga.

Let’s burn this bitch down!

Editor’s Note: 

Tucker is actually suggesting that the government has secret high-level technologies it’s hiding and that they’re pretending it’s aliens. This is almost certainly what is actually happening. I very much doubt that we are being visited by aliens. We are seeing these strange objects here, so it makes sense that they are from here. That is sort of the obvious assumption.

The entire UFO movement – the movement that claims these lights just MUST be aliens – is run by Jews. And talking about aliens just makes the whole UFO discussion cartoonish and ridiculous to normal people. Talking about the government having created new planes that we don’t know about is very sensible. But if you were the government, and you didn’t want people to talk about that, you would encourage them to talk about space aliens instead.

-AA

They’re coming, guys.

The ayy lmaos are coming.

At least according to this Israeli-American Harvard scientist.

Professor Avi Loeb

He previously wrote alongside one of his fellow hand rubbers about how he thinks the object dubbed “Oumuamua” is actually a piece of very advanced technology from a galaxy far, far away. Now he’s defending that claim… but does he do that out of integrity or is there something more to this?

Let’s find out.

Put this on the background while you read this to enhance the experience.

Fox News:

A distinguished Harvard University professor is not backing down from his claims that a piece of extraterrestrial spacecraft technology may be flying past the orbit of Jupiter at this moment.

Avi Loeb, one of the top astronomy professors in the world, boasting of decades of Ivy League professorships and hundreds of publicized works in respected astronomy publications, is remaining defiant that the space object – dubbed as “Oumuamua” – first noticed by Hawaiian astronomers in 2017 could be from another civilization.

“Considering an artificial origin, one possibility is that ‘Oumuamua is a lightsail, floating in interstellar space as a debris from an advanced technological equipment,” Loeb and his colleague Shmuel Bialy wrote in Astrophysical Journal Letters in November, according to the Washington Post.

But Loeb remains stubborn on this theory, and dismisses the claims that it’s a rock, noting that it’s moving too fast for an inert rock. He told the Post that the object is long yet no more than one millimeter thick, and that it’s so light that sunlight is moving the object out of the solar system.

“Many people expected once there would be this publicity, I would back down,” Loeb says. “If someone shows me evidence to the contrary, I will immediately back down.”

“It changes your perception on reality, just knowing that we’re not alone,” he continued. “We are fighting on borders, on resources. … It would make us feel part of planet Earth as a civilization rather than individual countries voting on Brexit.”

There it is. That right there lets you see what’s really going on with this whole “aliens could come” thing.

They use this “if ayy lmaos are real then that means the human RACE would unite and finally be one homogeneous brown mass that joined together to fight the alien outsiders” thing to further condition our people into accepting the brown outsiders invading our countries just because they come from the same planet than us. It’s just another Jewish scheme to push for the destruction of white people, independently of ayy lmaos being real or not, independently of them visiting us or not, and independently of them being close to us or not.

Thinking we have to unite with very different “peoples” just because we’re from the same planet to fight a threat from out of the planet is a reasoning that defeats itself, just as most other Jewish attempts at reason. Joining together because we’re from the same planet would be no different than arguing for us joining together with the ayy lmaos just because we’re from the same solar system, or from the same galaxy, or… from the same universe.

Jews are obsessed with the “alien invasion” theme and that is reflected in Hollywood movies and cinematographic ethos in general.

By pushing ayy lmaos on us, they’re telling us to ignore the irreconcilable differences between the clear-skinned and the dark-skinned. It’s the reverse of what they use in regards to our own people. They tell us white people are actually not a people and whites are just the ultimate individuals so they can keep us isolated, unorganized, and weak — because it’s true that there is strength in numbers — while also telling us that we’re all one people, the “human race” hoping we’ll accept getting invaded by the brown hordes. They want groups of whites to feel different than other groups of whites so they can keep using us to fight their wars for them, to build their countries for them, to create everything for them. They want to enslave us.

There is no such thing as “the human race.” We don’t say “the bird race” or “the reptile race.” The ability to generate offspring is not what determines whether living organisms belong to a species or not. In fact, the criteria for defining species is quite polemical and there is no absolute consensus about it.

Walking in a similar manner, talking in a more or less similar manner, and inhabiting the same planet are small similarities that according to the modern equality insanity should be enough to bring us all together and mix and blend until everything’s brown. They’re not enough. This is why they reinforce it with the threat of an extraterrestrial “them,” so we could join together as one “us” and have an “us versus them” situation.

Even as his theories attracted attention around the world, despite his colleagues’ criticism, Loeb says he’s not afraid of any possible repercussions for spreading his theories and wears it as a badge of honor, showing his unorthodox approach to science.

“The mainstream approach [is] you can sort of drink your coffee in the morning and expect what you will find later on. It’s a stable lifestyle, but for me it resembles more the lifestyle of a business person rather than scientists,” he told the newspaper.

“The worst thing that can happen to me is I would be relieved of my administrative duties, and that would give me even more time to focus on science,” he added. “All the titles I have, I can dial them back. In fact, I can dial myself back to the farm.”

Either this Jew is purposefully lying about thinking this interesting space object is from an advanced civilization to push the white genocide agenda, which just adds to the never-ending list of proofs Jews are biologically evil, or he really believes that, which adds to the never-ending list of examples of Jews manifesting their corruption and desire to corrupt even in their most innocent and subconscious thought process, which also means that they’re biologically evil because it also pushes their white genocide agenda.

The solution?

Lampshade industry. No way around it.

So let me get this straight.

This guy travels back in time from the year 2048 and GIVE US a WARNING of an impending alien invasion… and the response it… to arrest him?

Fox News:

Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion.

Police were called to a street in Casper where Johnson reportedly told them he traveled from the year 2048 and was trying to warn the town that aliens would be arriving next year, KCWY reported.

Johnson said that everyone needed to leave as quickly as possible and demanded to speak to the president of the town, KCWY said.

He reportedly told law enforcement that he was able to travel back to 2017 – even though, he said, he meant to travel to 2018 – because aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad to transport him to the past.

The alien informant allegedly smelled of alcohol, had watery and bloodshot eyes and slurred his speech, police noted.

Well of course he’s going to be drunk after a time-travel incident.

I fear… I deeply fear… that this is something we are all going to live to regret.