Who flies @SpiritAirlines ? I did one time and never again! Why did these Spirit employees jump this man? They are going to jail A WILD brawl broke out at a #SpiritAirlines check-in counter in Baltimore… and it was all caught on video! pic.twitter.com/geoWhq9voo

— BGR HEADQUARTERS (@bgrheadquarters) May 31, 2024

Spirit Airlines is a blast, man.

You’re always gonna have a good time on Spirit.

It’s the airline for party animals.

New York Post:

A dispute at a Spirit Airlines ticket counter at Baltimore Washington International Airport erupted into a violent brawl involving five men, leaving one with minor injuries, cops confirmed Friday.

Wild video captured on a bystander’s cellphone camera showed the fracas unfold around 4:15 p.m. on Tuesday, when a man wearing shorts and a hooded sweatshirt appeared to approach several ticket agents in dark-colored Spirit Airlines uniforms with his fists raised.

It wasn’t just his uniform that was dark-colored, if you catch my drift.

As the counter workers seemingly accepted the man’s challenge and began closing in on him, a fifth man wearing a white button-down shirt bursts into frame swinging a vicious haymaker that throws the man off balance as the others surround him.

The lone man is soon wrestled to the ground — getting tangled in the airline’s rope barriers — as the four airport workers rain blows upon him with their feet and fists, the videographer cackling in approval at the violent scene.

After the man is subdued, one of the counter workers sneaks through the dogpile and delivers one final cowardly blow to the helpless man’s head, according to the footage first reported by TMZ.

This isn’t just kayfabe.

It’s real wrestling.

This happens often enough that Spirit Airlines needs to roll in court-side seating and let people make bets on employees vs. customers.

Or, I guess fairer bets would be about how long the customer can hold out against the customer.

Spirit Airlines is a trip, man.

A lot of people run-down America, but this is why people from all over the world want to come to America: they want to see a bunch of black airline employees beating the shit out of customers for no clear reason.

This is why America is the greatest country on earth and the indispensable nation.

I’d be supportive of just going ahead and dispensing with every nation that doesn’t include these sorts of fights at the airport.

The zookeepers were hot on his trail, dammit!

GET OUT OF HIS MUHFFUGGIN WAY!

Daily Mail:

This is the shocking moment a man launched a vicious attack on airport security staff at Phoenix Sky Harbor International on Tuesday morning.

Tyrese Garner, 19, rushed through a security checkpoint and threw a flurry of punches at the airport staff who tried to tackle him to the floor, before he was arrested and slapped with multiple criminal charges.

Surveillance footage shows the man running through a metal detector, knocking down one TSA agent and taking a swing at another, who ducks and tries to wrestle him to the floor.

But the man charges through, punching another agent at least twice, until several agents tackle him to the ground.

While trying to take the attacker into custody, Garner allegedly kicked officers and writhed on the ground, the report stated.

Garner kicked a table and tried to wrestle away from officers, it was also reported.

Tyrese Garner.

One agent was hospitalized in the chaos while four others went to an urgent care clinic, the TSA later said. All the agents have since been released.

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He was eventually removed from the airport on a gurney after fire personnel arrived to assist arresting officers.

Garner was charged with one felony count each of criminal trespassing and resisting arrest, as well as five counts of misdemeanor assault.

He was booked into a Maricopa County jail on suspicion of criminal trespassing, resisting arrest and assault. He is being held on a $1,500 bond.

People who have not traveled outside of the United States probably don’t have much of an appreciation for how horrible our airports are. I’ve done a fair amount of travel and this country has a a number of major cities that are served by airports that are entirely inadequate for the 21st century.

New York City is one of the primary examples. Both JFK and LaGuardia, the two major airports that serve the city, needed an overhaul 30 years ago.

With that said, it was not a surprise to see how the bomb cyclone storm that hit the region a few days ago ended up causing all sorts of chaos at JFK. If things aren’t handled 100 percent perfectly at these airports, you are going to have major problems. This is what happens when you have a combination of dated infrastructure and a workforce that is becoming increasingly third world.

Let’s review some of the chaos.

For starters, you had two planes that collided with one another on the runway.

CBS:

It was a rough morning at New York City’s John F. Kennedy International Airport Saturday, after two planes clipped one another and passengers nearby complained of extensive delays and seemingly endless taxiing in the wake of this week’s winter blast, CBS New York reports.

The Port Authority Police Benevolent Association said the right wing tip of a China Southern aircraft struck the tail end of a Kuwait Airways plane, causing damage to both aircrafts near Terminal 4 around midnight.

Officials said passengers aboard the Kuwait Airways aircraft were deplaned without incident. The China Southern 777 had no passengers on board at the time of the collision, according to the Port Authority.

Travelers who were stranded at the airport for the past couple of days started to get into fights prompting police to intervene. And if that wasn’t bad enough, a pipe burst causing one of the terminals to flood.

Daily Mail:

Police were called in to break up ‘disturbances’ caused by furious passengers who have been stranded at the John F Kennedy International for nearly two days as a terminal is evacuated due to flooding.

A portion of JFK was evacuated around 1.30pm on Sunday due to a massive water break. The water rose quickly as passengers fled the terminal.

Video and photos showed dozens of suitcases on the floor of the terminal as water spewed from the ceiling and onto computers and other technology in a arrivals area.

Airport employees were seen desperately trying to clean up the area.

The airport has been rife with chaos for the past weekend as many passengers remained stranded from canceled or delayed flights from Thursday’s ‘bomb cyclone’ snowstorm.

JFK Terminal 4 is experiencing a slight flood as the result of a broken water main. Many flights may be slightly delayed as a result. pic.twitter.com/QQooTVLogk

— Ray [REDACTED] (@rayjwatson) January 7, 2018

The Port Authority has said that they’re launching an investigation as to what caused the water pipe break. If I had to guess, it was probably a non-White laborer that decided not to install weather protection on the pipe.

Port Authority launches investigation into water pipe break at @JFKairport. https://t.co/jOZVppTdAN pic.twitter.com/qgYb8xgrx2

— Port Authority NY&NJ (@PANYNJ) January 8, 2018

I get that we’ve had some fairly extreme weather in the Northeastern part of the United States, but what’s happening at the JFK airport should be an embarrassment to all Americans. There should not be this amount of dysfunction at an airport that is supposed to serve the largest city in the country. It’s a totally unacceptable situation.

While the boomer generation focused their energies on fighting endless wars for Jews and flooding our country with subhuman filth in the name of diversity, the nation’s infrastructure has decayed into ruin. This story is just another example showing how things have been neglected. It’s literally going to take many years and trillions of dollars to fix all of the infrastructure issues we have in our country. We’ve inherited a disaster.