We here at the Daily Stormer talk a lot about “yikes on steroids,” but I’ve never seen a clearer image of this definition than the 30 minute show that John Oliver did on Tucker Carlson.

Frankly, I had not realized that John Oliver was still doing his “Last Week Tonight” comedy show until I ran across this YouTube video that aired March 15. I remember John Oliver only for the “current year” memes. The man was very famous for stating the year as a form of argument or a dismissal of someone else’s, to wit “it’s [current year]!” He would say this over and over, like a catchphrase.

His popularity peaked around 2015-16, and my favorite one showed him on New Year’s Eve not knowing which year to say. I can’t find it now, but this one is the same idea:

Here’s some classic material, which will catch you up if you don’t remember this man:

The implication of “it’s [current year]” was that anyone who disagreed with him was somehow backward and not hip with the modern era. His hipness, like a catchphrase that cites a date, has not aged well. This material is beyond stale. Mocking people who refuse to accept every aspect of a totalitarian system is not funny, it is simply a ritual. The true believers ritually watch these late night comedy shows in order to continually have their beliefs reenforced (if the bizarre beliefs required by this system are not constantly reenforced, people will start to sway back towards common sense). There is nothing more shameful than performing this ritual professionally. Watching his episode on Tucker Carlson was very sad, and I felt ashamed for him to the point of almost feeling guilty watching it. Watching the show felt like stopping to watch a homeless man masturbate under a bridge.

You can see in his eyes and on his fat neck that Oliver is well aware of how humiliating this is. The man is only 43 and looks 57. Imagine selling your soul like this, and not even being able to use your fame to get laid, as you know you’ll be #metoo’d. What’s left? What exactly do you gain from being rich that I don’t have in my shitty apartment? The only thing I can think of is being able to pick-up on bitches, but you literally can’t do that anymore.

I assume the show was filmed in front of a studio audience previously, and now because of the virus hoax (which I’m quite sure he aggressively promoted), Oliver doesn’t have a studio audience to laugh at the laugh on cue. I have no idea why they’re not using canned laughter like on a sitcom, because without the laughter, your attention is really drawn to how bad the jokes are.

There is almost no room for humor in totalitarianism, because the system’s doctrine is so strict. Comedy has to have some element of transgression, or at the very least unpredictability, and short of absurdism, there is very no place for any form of unpredictably within this brutal order. Oliver’s brand of “comedy” is the only form left, as comedians are one of the biggest groups which has been systematically witch hunted.

The show was a warning to the audience of just how evil Carlson is, and what a threat he is to the ruling order. It was very obviously part of a concerted call for censorship. There was little humor. It was more of a lecture. The jokes that were involved were the same “current year” joke – “this is like something some old person would think!”

Mixing comedy with demands for censorship is even more difficult than this comedy usually is, and he had to keep reminding the audience that what he was saying was supposed to be entertainment. He goes through and berates people for disagreeing with the establishment, and reminds them of everything they might at some point think, letting them know that if they allow those thoughts into their brains, they are like someone from a bygone era, and that this is shameful, because it is unfashionable.

Oliver argued that Carlson is evil for attempting to defend the existence of Western civilization, and that defending Western civilization is the definition of white supremacy, which is evil.

I’ve been largely dissatisfied with Tucker Carlson since the election. But I keep being reminded that despite his flaws, he is doing a lot right, which is why he is such a target.

I’m still planning to write up a piece about Carlson’s schizophrenic explanation as to why we should go to war with the Chinese, but I will say that if we give him the full benefit of the doubt, it is possible that he has been told that he has to say this stuff about China, or he’ll get kicked off of Fox News.

It’s incredible that he is still on Fox News, frankly, given the amount of pressure. He’s the number one topic on all of these shows. He’s become the nation’s top villain, now that Trump is gone.

2017 is going to be a fun year full of change. Not the Obama ‘Change’ but real positive changes. Between the Wall, Immigration Restriction, and putting ‘America First’, we will be having some great discussions and hopefully great policy changes.

But the thing is, these changes will not come easy.

Trump Needs Our Help

Donald Trump ran his campaign on many things, but none more important than:

• Building a Wall
• Stopping Illegal Immigration and deporting some (or all) Illegal immigrants
• Restricting immigration, especially from dangerous countries (IE: Muslim countries)
• Putting ‘America First’ and ending the globalist confrontation with Russia

These are great first steps.

But, these won’t come easy and I am positive he will face great resistance to most, if not all, of the changes he wants to implement. By Trump attempting to make these positive changes, he is disrupting the status quo. There is a lot of money, power, and influence that will be lost by many powerful people, on both the Right and on the Left.

That is why I define it as a struggle between Nationalism and Globalism. Either you want to help makes changes that benefit our nation and people, or you support a globalist system which places the interests of International Finance, bankers, the Corporate Media, and Corporations over the people.

President Elect Donald Trump is going to need our help in getting the above points to pass into law.

We were a huge part of the movement that helped meme Donald Trump into the Presidency. We are going to need to do the same once again to ensure that these things get through.

We need to identify what the Cultural Marxist Left will use as arguments, so we can be prepared to counter their propaganda.

Remember this: the main reason that they are against Trump’s proposals is because enacting them will greatly reduce their power and influence.

The people calling the shots do not actually care about Illegal immigrants, Muslims, or anything else that they claim. They only care about keeping power and continuing the Globalist system we now have in place.

Everything they argue is just a way to try to get you to work against your own interests, and disarm you from speaking up or taking any action. I will focus on 2 of the most important proposals.

Building a Wall and Stopping Illegal Immigration

This is the cornerstone and beginning of the whole ‘Trump movement.’ He came out against Illegal immigration and said that the United States needs a wall on its Southern border.

1. A Wall is racist

—Argument: The Cultural Marxist Left via the Corporate Media have pushed this since Day 1 of Trump announcing that he was running (Actually longer, as no one could even discuss building a wall before Trump without being considered a persona non grata). They will argue that a wall will be used to oppress non-Whites, and is a sign of White Supremacy. (Note: Charts come from Stefan Molyneux’s video The Truth About Illegal Immigration).

—Response: Calling someone a ‘racist’ is just a slur and attack word used against White Europeans who are willing to actually look after their own interests. No, it is not in the benefit of our people or our nation to be overrun with Illegal immigrants who mainly come from Mexico and Central America.

2. A Wall is a waste of money. Anyways, more Illegal Immigrants are leaving rather than entering the country

—Argument: The argument goes that more Illegals are already leaving the country than entering the country, and that a wall is unnecessary. Or, the wall is too expensive and we can’t afford it.

— Response: I would argue that first off, I don’t trust the government data on this. They’ve been telling us for over 20 years that there are 11 million Illegals in this country. Why hasn’t the number gone up when we know that millions more have entered the past 20 years? Secondly, even if some are leaving, we don’t want more to enter in the future. Building a Wall would send a message that Illegal immigrants are not welcome in the United States; not now and not in the future.

In regards to ‘we can’t afford it.’ Ask yourself: have the Democrats ever stopped a program or not implemented something because they thought they ‘couldn’t afford it?’ Hell no. They don’t care about the money and cost. It is just used as an argument to prevent a Wall being built, which would stop more of their future voters from flooding in.

3. We can’t separate Families

—Argument: The parents are Illegally here in the United States, but the children were born on our magic soil and are now magically transformed into Americans exactly like us. It would be mean to separate families here, even if they broke the law.

—Response: This brings up a good point, and is exactly why we need to end birthright citizenship. No one born to someone here Illegally should be given citizenship, thus access, to everything the United States has to offer. I’ve personally heard stories of rich Indians purposely flying into the United States pregnant, in order to have their child born an ‘American.’ Anchor babies are a huge problem and a major magnet for Illegal Immigration in the first place. This must be taken care of.

‘Birth citizenship’ implies that being an ‘American’ is nothing more than cheating the system in order to get a piece of paper (permission). That piece of paper allows you access to everything and anything our people have built up for the past 200+ years without paying a cent of taxes into the system.

In regards to separating families, we don’t have to separate them. I hear the weather in Mexico is beautiful in the winter, and housing much cheaper.

Though I suppose Trump may cut a deal with the Democrats: allowing some families to stay together in the United States, while completely banning the concept of ‘birthright citizenship.’

Restricting Immigration From Dangerous Countries

Trump came out and said that the United States will ban all Muslims from entering the United States. Recently, this has changed to banning people from dangerous countries. Immigration needs to be completely cut off or severely limited, and banning immigration from dangerous countries is a good first step.

1. Banning people just because of the color of their skin is racist (we are all the same in every way with no differences besides the color of our skin).

—Argument: See point 1 above. Basically, it is evil and immoral to ban a specific type of people from coming into our country and settling our land. The United States and Europe must be open to every and any person, regardless of their skills, cultural belief, abilities, race, religion, etc. (Note: Charts come from Stefan Molyneux’s video The Truth About The Syrian Refugee Controversy.)

Our people are struggling. Why should we pay much, much more to bring these people in when they can be settled in the Middle East for much cheaper?

— Response: The reality is that these Muslim settlers are a massive drain on our tax dollars. We could settle them much, much cheaper in their own Arab nations rather than bringing them to a First World nation such as the United States.

We don’t ‘owe’ these people anything, just as you don’t ‘owe’ a homeless person access to live and take everything you have in your own home. If the Democrats and Cultural Marxist Left actually ‘cared’ about these people, they would see that we could give them a better life in the Middle East, and for much cheaper. But, they don’t care. They just want more Democrat votes as non-Whites overwhelmingly vote Democrat.

Anyways, we are told that the United States is a racist and Islamophobic country all the time. Why would the Left want to bring in more poor innocent non-Whites into such an oppressive country like the United States anyways?

2. Islam is a peaceful religion and we should let these people in

—Argument: Islam is peace and love. I hear it repeated to me everyday from the Corporate Media and Hollywood. Therefore, we will be much better off with an ever increasing percentage of Muslims in our country.

Innocent African refugees who made it safely from the brutal civil war in Syria. Just returning a dropped wallet to young European girls at the beach

—Response: I’m not sure how many people actually buy this anymore, but it is still widely repeated. You only need to look at the many documented terrorist and sexual assaults caused by Muslim immigrants to realize that these people are coming to take over, not to ‘integrate.’

These Muslim settlers and their ideology of Islam is completely incompatible, and even openly hostile, towards our people and culture.

The dangers of bringing in more Muslims after seeing all of the Islamic terrorist attacks going on across Europe and even in the United States is just insane. We don’t “need” to allow or bring anyone into this nation. The only reason we are told that we “need” to is that the Cultural Marxist Left wants to import more Third World voters who overwhelmingly vote Democrat and for Cultural Marxist policies.

We have a choice. Do we really want to deal with this?

We Need To Make Changes In Our Own Lives

2017 is going to bring a lot of changes. But as I said, Trump can’t do it alone. We need to help him out.

We need to:

• Speak out in our own lives
• Not feel ashamed or embarrassed to actually express an opinion that you want to looking out for your own people’s interest (All people do this but only White Europeans are told that it is ‘bad’)
• Continue what we are doing now by getting the truth out to as many people as possible

The above 3 things take time, courage, and strength to do. It’s not easy to speak up to friends and family. It’s not easy to express an opinion (such as simply saying we need to build a wall) without being called all sorts of names (racist, sexist, Islamophobic, etc). It takes a lot of concentration and time to continue to get the truth out to people, whether that is in posting on Twitter, creating videos, memes, writing articles, meeting people in real life, etc.

In order to help create positive changes in the world, we will need to make positive changes in our own lives. Now that New Years is coming, it’s a great time to make those positive changes you’ve been wanting to do for so long.

Now is the time to:

• Stop abusing alcohol and drugs
• Stop watching pornography
• Hit the weights and eat healthy

We need to be in top shape in order to accomplish what we want to accomplish. It just makes it easier and makes us more effective.

You don’t try to win the Olympics without serious training, dieting, and nutrition. The Spartans did not become the most feared warriors of Ancient Greece without training from an early age.

And you and I cannot effectively help our countries and people without being the best we can be. How effective are we if we have serious addictions that we refuse to address? How effective are we if we wake up hung over weekend after weekend after weekend and refuse to make a change? How effective are we if we are fat slobs who just talk crap on the Internet?

The answer: We’re not.

If we are serious about this, we need to take steps and make changes in our own lives. We don’t have a lot of time, but we have a chance now with Trump in the White House.

Let’s not squander these next 8 years.

The time is now.

If you really care, you will make the changes. If you don’t, you won’t. That’s your choice to make.

I’m making positive changes in my life. I have to.

Will you?

You’d have to have a hard heart indeed not to be mildly moved by the poetic tragedy of Debbie Reynolds dying just a day after her daughter, Carrie Fisher. And just days before the passing of Carrie Fisher, George Michael’s heart gave out one last time. A few days after Donald Trump was elected Leonard Cohen passed away prompting (((Jonathon Freedland))) to write in The Guardian ”Trump’s world is too dark – even for Leonard Cohen”. At the beginning of 2016 we lost Starman David Bowie and at the end we lost Star Wars’s Princess Leia, and in-between the western political landscape was under a seemingly relentless populist revolt.

In the liberal mind, then, 2016 has become a by-word for defeat, misery, death and failure:

One buttercup on SJW central Buzzfeed sniffs:

The year has seen some dark times with the death of Prince, the whole Brexit thing, the loss of Harambe, among a whole bunch of other bad vibes.

Now with Donald Trump being elected as the President of the United States, people believe that 2016 is most definitely the WORST on record.

And people really just can’t handle how bad the year has gotten.

And another on Twitter:

2016 IS THE WORST YEAR GODDAMNIT GLENN RHEE DIED, HARAMBE DIED, AND NOW AMERICA IS ABOUT TO DIE TOO pic.twitter.com/A0SNzDJu9l

— ashlyn (@suprnaturaI) November 9, 2016

Interesting that these people are more upset about a dead monkey than the victims of Muslim terror attacks but we’ll get back to that later…

If this melodrama isn’t enough, people on social media are now referring to the year 2016 as being a conscious entity with malicious intent, 2016 is no longer simply a date represented by numbers, but a satanic ‘force’ maliciously hacking and slashing away at liberal preconceptions and certainties:

No population in human history has ever been as fully immersed in a socio-political-cultural system as western ‘citizens’ are today. The System provides them with everything from their moral compass to their entertainment, their political opinions to their sexuality. They work for The System and in return the The System takes care of their every whim, provided they never truly question The System. These people like to imagine themselves as ‘open minded’ but in actual fact they crave stability and continuity, certainty and permanence above everything else.

2016 was the year when they learned that The System was not omnipotent and did indeed face threats and hostility, and what’s more, The System was struggling to cope with it. But that was merely in the realm of politics, surely their entertainment, pop culture, would live on and thrive as always, yeah, sure, the Brits just rejected the EU but there’s always Hollywood, there’s always a rerun of Empire Strikes Back to watch with that warm and cosy ‘buzz’ it has.

Pop culture compliments the political sphere perfectly because its even less prone to rapid changes or threats, it’s always there after an Islamic terror attack and it will still be there when Donald Trump is sworn in, and yet…

Princess Leia simply isn’t supposed to die! George Michael was never supposed to actually have his ‘Last Christmas’.

Non of the events of 2016 were supernatural, they weren’t ‘satanic’. The Brexit vote, Trump and the rise of the Alt-Right were all manifestations of other people’s will defying The System, however, if they are to be seen as acts of evil does that not then mean The System is Godly?. It’s hard not have scorn and contempt for these ‘Blue-pilled’ normie liberals, even their laments and protestations are weak and controlled. Why, for example, lament the death of Harambe the ape but not the people rundown and shot or blown-up by Muslims?. The reason is, of course, that they know The System frowns upon such discussions of Muslims, like Goldilocks they choose the porridge that is just the right temperature, to name acts of Islamic terrorism as being part of an evil trend is too hot, so lament a dead ape instead.

Never have people been so cocooned from reality, what they refer to as ‘satanic’, is simply real life intruding into their unreality. The latest Star Wars movie ”Rogue One” even has a young 19 year old Princess Leia created through CGI effects, The System will stop time itself in order to pacify and coddle the modern western audience into believing they live in a world where nothing will ever really change.

But Princess Leia still died, and Hillary still lost…..

Right now, on social media, YouTube channels and blogs there’s a fierce ideological war being waged, can the Jewish led ”Alt-lite” succeed in blocking the Alt-Right from entering deeper into mainstream discourse? similar wars are being waged on the left, yet the great mass of docile westerners know nothing about it. Like a sperm whale and a squid battling in the darkest depths of the seas, it goes almost entirely unnoticed.

Jonathon Bowden remarked that to the ideologically minded the masses are not much more than a sack of potatoes which can be picked up and moved from place to place on the whims of the victorious side. All you need to do is give them a sense of certainty and permanence as you change the entire philosophical and moral nature of the world around them.

It seems incredibly callous to state it as boldly as that, but it’s a pretty sure bet that’s exactly how our masters see us…..

What if I told you 2017 is going to be even better than 2016?

In fact, every current year is going to be better than the last current year, indefinitely.

For at least a thousand years.

I mean. Until we have a war with insectoid aliens.

Mariah Carey's singing career the final victim of 2016 pic.twitter.com/RK41DEJ0m4

— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) January 1, 2017

Mariah Carey was a major faggot icon.

She is also a stupid old brown slut.

So her destruction at the end of 2016 is a good sign.

Good way to end the best year, good way to start the next best year.

Fox News:

Singer Mariah Carey performed on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on Saturday night and it was not as anyone expected.

The singer had been assigned to perform two of her hit songs, “Emotions” and “We Belong Together”, but was instead a big flop.

During one of the songs something went terribly awry, making it seem as though the Grammy award winner didn’t know her own lyrics.

She even stopped singing her song “Emotions,” paced the stage and told the audience to finish the lyrics for her.

Carey told the crowd that she was just going to “let the audience sing,” adding that the song “went to number one and that’s what it is.”

Many took to Twitter to joke about the cringe worthy performance , saying “2016 claimed its final victim.”

Good, good.

Donald Trump represents the creative force of White Europeans. Hillary Clinton represents the destructive force of the Jew.

The election today in America is by far the most important in any of our lifetimes. The outcome will determine if Western civilization will be salvaged through peaceful means or if it will descend into a chaotic abyss.

Hillary Clinton is a puppet for the same Jewish interests who have subverted Western civilization through their takeover and manipulation of our financial systems. Through their modern debt based usury systems they have bought off our political leaders, gained control over large propaganda operations, pushed for unnecessary never ending wars and flooded our nations with low IQ third world populations. She is also the most corrupt political figure in American history based on what we know about the Clinton Foundation. This is someone who put the State Department up for sale and took bribes in exchange for political favors. If she wins, there is no question that she will do the bidding of Jewish interests in Wall Street, Hollywood and big business.

She will implement policies leading us into a war with Russia while continuing to flood America with an increasing number of third world savages. She has already said that she would model her Presidency after German Chancellor Angela Merkel who has willfully invited an Islamic army of rapists and murderers into Europe. Clinton wants to replicate this horror in America. She even wants to setup a no fly zone in Syria which would effectively put the American military at war with Russia.

Contrast Clinton with Donald Trump a billionaire who can’t be bought off by Jewish financial interests. All of his policy proposals if put into practice would give us a chance to restore Western civilization and move things back in a proper direction. His proposal to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border would effectively slow down the on-going third world invasion. He’s also said that he’d end the stupid Syrian “refugee” program and begin deporting criminal illegal aliens.

Most importantly he wants to end America’s unnecessarily antagonistic foreign policy stance towards Russia. The West has much more in common with Russia than any nation in the Middle East. In a sane world, the United States would be working with Russia to solve geopolitical problems. The only reason this is not happening is because American foreign policy is being directed and formulated for the benefit of Jewish interests. There is nothing the Jews would like to see more than a war between the West and Russia. The Jews hate the fact that Russia represents a nation with a White cultural identity. It is a major reason they have attempted to pit the West against them through their political schemes. They know full well that their frauds and scams can not continue in nations that have a strong White cultural identity.

Western civilization has been the primary creative force on this planet for thousands of years. It is our duty to ensure that it is preserved for the future generations to come.

We are at a tipping point. The greatness of Western civilization has been forever tied to the racial stock of the White Europeans who created it. Anywhere in the world where White Europeans have settled, they have created great societies and civilizations. The on-going racial decline of White European populations brought about through the Jewish promotion of race mixing and mass third world migrations will end Western civilization if it continues.

It is the duty of every American of White European descent to vote for Donald Trump today. He is a symbolic representation of the people who built Western civilization. Hillary Clinton represents the Jewish interests who seek to destroy it.

If Trump wins, there is a good chance Western civilization can be restored to greatness through peace. If Clinton wins, Western civilization will only be restored to its former glory through conflict and war.

Some day soon, we are seriously going to name elementary schools after Hitler and Donald Trump. Unless they’re already named after a Confederate general, in which case we will just leave it like that.

Like, if there’s a school named after Martin Luther King, Jr. or Jay-Z or some other Black historical figure, or after Trotsky or Seth Rogen some other Jewish terrorist, we’re going to name it after a famous Nazi.

KXAN:

The recommendations for the future name of Robert E. Lee Elementary in Austin were released, Friday.

On March 28, the Austin ISD board voted to rename the school, after hearing feedback from the community and school parents. While the board asked for recommendations, they will have final say on the name, regardless of number of nominations.

Security has been increased at the school as a precaution.

Top 10 renaming recommendations — sorted by most nominated:

1. Donald J. Trump Elementary: 45 nominations
2. Robert E. Lee Elementary: 34 nominations
3. Russell Lee Elementary: 32 nominations
4. Harper Lee Elementary: 30 nominations
5. Elisabet Ney Elementary: 15 nominations
6. Lee Elementary: 13 nominations
7. Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance: 8 nominations
8. Waller Creek Elementary: 8 nominations
9. Dr. Frances J. Nesmith Elementary School: 7 nominations
10. Guy Bizzell Elementary: 6 nominations

Some of the more notable, but less voted names include:

Adam Lanza’s School of Fun, Bee Movie, Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary, Boaty McBoatface Elementary School, Forgetting the Past Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary, Garfunkel, Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School, John Cena Elementary and Schooly McSchoolerson.

Note that it was not just shitlords submitting these suggestions: some shitlord also had to vote to post them publicly.

And it appears that the will of the people is to name the school after Donald Trump.

2016 truly is the best year ever.

Donald Trump was on Saturday Night Live last night. I can’t post the torrent of the episode, because that would be illegal.

Entertainment Weekly:

With Donald Trump hosting, Saturday Night Live jumped to its biggest overnight rating since 2012.

According to NBC, SNL had a whopping 6.6 household rating on Saturday night, easily beating the season’s previous high: the 41st season premiere last month, hosted by Miley Cyrus and with a guest appearance by none other than … Hillary Clinton. In fact, Trump’s overnight rating was 47 percent higher than the Miley/Hillary episode.

The previous high was held by an episode that aired Jan. 7, 2012, hosted by Charles Barkley with musical guest Kelly Clarkson.

Saturday night marked the Republican presidential hopeful’s second time hosting the iconic late-night series. He previously acted as host in 2004 when Trump was still the host of NBC’s The Apprentice.

Trump was pretty confident he’d boost SNL’s numbers. “I get the best ratings,” he reportedly said when asked about the appearance.

The actual number of SNL viewers will be available later in the week. But for point of comparison, the season premiere delivered 6.3 million viewers, so Trump’s episode could be close to 10 million.

Wetbacks outside held up signs claiming The Donald is in the KKK.

Noticeable protests outside NBC for @realDonaldTrump on SNL. People chanting, beating drums. pic.twitter.com/kKGjfwa6QY

— Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) November 8, 2015

Weird that New Anonymous didn’t manage to expose his membership.

The Jew Larry David called him a racist as he played Bernie Sanders.

CNN:

For a moment, viewers’ hearts jumped when someone could be heard screaming “Trump is a racist!”

The heckler turned out to be Larry David, who showed up as Bernie Sanders in the show’s cold open.

“I heard if I yelled that they’d give me $5,000,” David said.

Trump said with a shrug, “As a businessman I can respect that.”

A Latino group had offered a $5,000 “bounty” to anyone in the show’s audience who would yell “Trump is a racist” during the NBC broadcast.

The group, DeportRacism.com, said following David’s “outburst” that it would give the money to David.

“We are excited to reward the Larry David with $5,000 cash for ‘standing up’ to Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live and speaking the truth about his anti-Latino racism, even though he was joking,” the group said.

This is the same group that made the video with the bean children cursing.