2022 is shaping up to be an alright year, folks.

BGR:

If the rumors are true, Taco Bell is going to resurrect a popular item from its menu that the fast food chain killed off back last fall. Via Instagram, a popular food blogger is reporting that the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is returning in either April or May of 2022. News that’s prompted a cavalcade of stories and posts all following up on the tip, heralding the return of what had been one of the chain’s most popular menu items.

If it’s true? This will no doubt juice the chain’s foot traffic in a big way once it happens. Sort of like how Starbucks’ introduction of pumpkin spice items in the fall always brings in a flood of customers. Similarly, killing off a fan-favorite item just to bring it back again is a tried-and-true fast-food industry practice, whether or not that’s what’s really going on here. And speaking of fan favorites — hoo, boy, don’t you dare try to pretend Taco Bell doesn’t have some intense fans.

Now, if McDonald’s also brings back those little pizzas they used to have…

…that would just be the top of the pops.

I would literally go through the Taco Bell drive-thru, get the Mexican pizza, then go through the McDonald’s drive-thru, get the McDonald’s pizza, scarf them both down and then purposefully crash my car at high speeds and die knowing that life simply could not be any better so there is no reason to continue.

It would be just like that song I don’t really remember very well from the 1990s.

THIS IS NOT FILLER.

I told you: the Moslems are going full anal.

AP:

Rainbow flags will be allowed in stadiums at the 2022 World Cup after Qatar said it would comply with FIFA rules promoting tolerance and inclusion at matches despite the Arab country´s strict anti-LGBTQ laws.

With less than two years until the tournament, though, concerns persist about the treatment facing gay fans in Qatar due the conservative religious code prohibiting same-sex relations that conflict with FIFA’s stance against homophobia.

FIFA said it was determined to push Qatar on staging a “tournament that is inclusive” when the World Cup heads to the Middle East for the first time.

“I´m an openly gay woman in football, so this is personally, to me, something I´m close to as well,” FIFA chief social responsibility and education officer Joyce Cook told The Associated Press.

“We will see a progressive change in all of those aspects and rainbow flags, t-shirts will all be welcome in the stadium – that´s a given. They understand very well that is our stance.”

Qatar’s World Cup leadership has offered FIFA the assurances that displays promoting LGBTQ rights will not be removed.

You’re going to witness, over the next 2-3 years, the entire Islamic world fold, and curl up like a crumpled up tissue.

The leadership of the Islamic world has already sold out, so now all they have to do is barrage the population with all of this stuff about how it will be so much fun and sexy and happy when there are no more nasty rules.

A few people will resist and presumably strap bombs to their chests, as is the custom of traditional Moslems, but they won’t make any difference.

It should make whites proud that we resisted this for decades on end, and these Moslems who are supposed to be so ultra conservative are cracking like it’s nothing.

Oh, and with the 2022 World Cup – the stadiums are going to be empty, of course. But I guess there will still be gay flags.

The entire fake crowd might be 100% homo.