People are Strange: Neo-MAGA Edition
I’m working on a big fake election analysis piece, but I probably won’t publish it until Sunday. But there are other things to go over here, different from the state…
WSJ Reports Trump Planning to Push for “Freeze” of Ukraine Conflict
This is exactly what I wrote was most likely going to be Trump’s compromise. Obviously, this is a media report, and WSJ has said some weird fake shit in the…
Democrats Very Proud to Hand Over Power to Donald Trump
Kamala Harris, who is finally going to go away forever, gave a very late surrender speech on Wednesday, celebrating the fact that she will not be contesting the election and…
Erdogan has a Lot of Nice Things to Say About Trump
Erdogan at least acts in rational self-interest. That’s a lot more than we can say about most countries, who act in the interest of the Jews, or the Jews themselves,…
Kremlin Says They’re Not Interested in US Election, It Doesn’t Matter
Will Trump succeed in his goal to bring McDonald’s back to the Russian people? Donald Trump said he would end the Ukraine war in 24 hours after getting elected.…
Joe Rogan Endorses Donald Trump
The great and powerful @elonmusk.If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with…
The Big Day is Finally Here
Today is the big day. It is finally happening. The thing we’ve all been waiting for. The most interesting thing ever: I finally got around to watching The Penguin episode…
In Aggressive Bid to Lose Fake Election, Kamala Says She’ll End Israel’s War
Kamala Harris: This year has been difficult given the scale of death and destruction in Gaza and given the civilian casualties and displacement in Lebanon. It is devastating and as…
A Failed Soft Reboot of the 2016 Election
Sometime in the last decade, Hollywood studios realized that people were sick of film remakes and instead preferred sequels. But studios don’t want to veer from a formula that already…
In Keeping with “Shitty Soft Reboot” Theme, John Oliver Fights Tears While Begging People to Vote Kamala
Here’s a bit of nostalgia for you. Remember John Oliver? The “current year” guy? Yeah, he’s back for the new election. And he’s crying. John Oliver, British immigrant, fights back…