Leaks: Kiev Mad Washington Thinks They Can’t Take Crimea
Is Kiev a real entity? Do they have emotions or ideas or feelings? RT: Senior officials in Kiev are “pounding their fists” over leaked US intelligence that appears to cast…
Trump Strikes Back! Lawsuit! Against the Jew!
Someone should have to pay for this, and by someone, I mean the Jews. RT: Former US President Donald Trump has sued Michael Cohen for more than $500 million in…
New Zealand Government Makes History by Having “Gender Parity”
Remember when your history was being written by important stuff? Stuff like winning wars, putting a man on the moon (allegedly), curing diseases, high economic growth, building some really innovative…
Georgia: 21-Year-Old Football Player Drops Dead on the Field
The funny part is that more people aren’t dropping dead. I mean, a lot of people are dropping dead. Like, a huge number. But you would expect it to be…
Whole Foods Shuts Down Biggest Store in San Francisco a Year After Opening It
You can’t have nice things. Because of black people. More specifically, you can’t have nice things because the cops won’t stop black people from committing crimes, because that would be…
Pentagon Leak Lists Almost 100 NATO Special Forces Operators in the Ukraine
NATO maintains 97 special forces personnel in Ukraine, including 50 British, 14 Americans, and 15 French forces, amid the war in the country, secret US military documents leaked online have…
Watch: White Security Guard Punches Aggressive Black Woman After She Demands “Reparations”
Target security guard punches customer in the face after he demanded ‘reparations’ https://t.co/Zi1r1kHApI pic.twitter.com/s6y85bQotv — New York Post (@nypost) April 12, 2023 A Target security guard punched a Black woman…
Macron Vows to Piss in the Face of Globalism (Everyone Knows He Won’t Do Shit)
Yeah, well, I hate to tell you this, but Macron makes these sweeping declarations and then buckles like a cheap… buckle. Of the people on earth who do not have…
How in the Heck was I Not Aware of This 2021 Modest Mouse Album???
I don’t review music albums, because I’m not a pretentious asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone. In fact, I only review indie video games. What I can tell you,…
Germany: Fat Woman Politician Finds Solution to Stabby Diversity – Knife-Free Zones!
If only there were a sign that said you’re not allowed to carry a knife It was so obviously all along – just ban knives! This allows for diversity and…