Washington: Museum of Pop Culture Scrubs Rowling’s Name from Harry Potter Exhibit
JK Rowling called me last night and asked if I’d put my name on her next book. I was like “nah, bitch – I don’t need that kind of heat.”…
California Cracks Down on School District for Telling Parents If Their Kids are Trannies
It’s basically national law at this point that no teacher is allowed to tell the parents that the school has turned their kid into a tranny. It’s pretty extreme. But…
19-Year-Old Mormon Suddenly Drops Dead for No Reason
Quite frankly, I don’t think Japan needed any more Mormon missionaries. That said, we do have to ask: why would a 19-year-old boy drop dead for no reason? The only…
Alpha Male Zuckerberg Says Bitch Pussy Fake Free Speecher Elon X Won’t Confirm Fight Date
Maybe Elon X’s belief in conservative values will lead him to victory? I sure do hope this fight happens, because I’m going to loot every conservacuck retard who thinks Elon…
Disheveled Jew Slob Who Put Holohoax Museum in Fortnite Whines About People Not Liking It
The disheveled Jew slob Luc Bernard announced earlier this month that he had successfully lobbied to have a Holocaust museum installed in the game “Fortnite.” The first Holocaust Museum in…
Pope Anus Welcomes People of Anus Into the Catholic Church
What is the plan here, people? The Pope has gone full anal. He’s not even being vague about it anymore. Reuters: Pope Francis said on Sunday that the Catholic Church…
Musk to Pay Legal Bills and Sue on Behalf of People Treated “Unfairly” for Posting on Twitter
If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know. —…
Jamie Foxx Apologizes for Saying Killing Jesus was Bad
Jews are now taking a hardline stance that killing Jesus was a good thing, and that it is evil to say any different. Jamie Foxx is not someone of whom…
Niger Closes Airspace, Gets Ready for Showdown as Ride or Die Niggas Gather for LotR Style Battle
These niggas out here in West Africa ain’t playin’.’ Some readers might be wondering why I would immediately support coup governments in West Africa with such extreme passion. You really…
Hateful Jew Psychopaths Bomb Damascus, Killing Four
BREAKING: While all eyes are on Ukraine, Israel dropped bombs on Syria's capital city of Damascus in yet another unprovoked aggression. And not a peep from the so-called "civilized" Western…