Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good
Hey, sorry this is late. And I’m late for work today (although only Europeans and Asians and lunatics who stay up all night will notice). A bear was chasing me…
UK: Famous Former BBC Presenter Gets Suspended Sentence for Owning, Making Child Porn (Children 7-9 Years Old)
It’s only natural that he wouldn’t get any jail time. It’s not like he did something serious, like saying “Paki” on Facebook. ABC News: Huw Edwards, the former long-time face…
White House Condemns Elon Tweet Reading: “No One is Even Trying to Assassinate Biden/Kamala”
Come on. I’m the number one Elon-hater on the internet, because he’s a liar who sells fake cars for $90,000 that you can buy better versions of in China for…
UN Whines About Western Support For Jews Baby-Killing Jews, Does Nothing
News network producers tell me Francesca Albanese provokes harsh viewer reactions for her “just the facts, please” approach to the Israel-Palestine question. She says criticism is just part of her…
Feds Going After RFK Jr. for Beheading Beached Whale Corpse in 1994
NEW: RFK Jr. is now under investigation over 1994 story that he “decapitated a dead whale” and took its across state lines Kennedy said last night: “This is all about…
Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk
The translation of rap songs from ebonics into English is intended to promote cross-cultural understanding. In particular, I want to promote the understanding among white people that black people, if…
Suspect in Custody After Supposed Trump Assassination Attempt at Mar-A-Lago
🚨 #BREAKING: Officials believe the shots fired at Trump International Golf Club were intended for former President Donald Trump, according to sources familiar on the matter (CNN) THEY TRIED TO…
Australia: Doctor Could Lose Medical License for Sharing Babylon Bee Articles
This is not who we are. People are exhausted by democracy, and more and more, people are calling for a system that allows for freedom and prosperity. Human Events: A…
US Denies Involvement in Plot to Kill Venezuela’s Maduro After Three Americans Detained
🇻🇪🇺🇸 3 U.S. citizens arrested in Venezuela in a CIA-backed attempt to assassinate President Maduro just 6 days after BlackWater PMC Erik Prince announced “an unstoppable movement that will change…
Canada: Woman Charged with Assault for Accidentally Spraying Neighbour with Water
The first rule of Canada is that you do not spray people with watch. The second rule of Canada is you DO NOT spray people with water. CBC News: A…