New York City Decriminalizes Jaywalking Because of Racism
Jaywalking laws were just a way to criminalize being black. Niggas can’t be crossing no crosswalk like no bitch. Because slavery, they can’t even see them cross lines. They don’t…
France: Vibrant Axe Rampage on Train Leads to Chopped Hand, Split Skull
They’re enriching our culture – with an axe! Daily Mail: An axe rampage on a French train has left four injured with one victim’s hand cut off and another suffering…
In Keeping with “Shitty Soft Reboot” Theme, John Oliver Fights Tears While Begging People to Vote Kamala
Here’s a bit of nostalgia for you. Remember John Oliver? The “current year” guy? Yeah, he’s back for the new election. And he’s crying. John Oliver, British immigrant, fights back…
Argentina: Chief Goblin Does Jew Ceremony for New Jew Foreign Minister
NEW: 🇦🇷 Argentinean President Javier Millei continues to undermine and destroy Christianity in the country and replace it with Judaism In an unprecedented moment, President Javier Miley took an unconventional…
In Weird Apology to Jews, Greta Thunberg Shows Up in Georgia to Support Americanization
Sorry, there’s not really any other US election news I find to be interesting. I already wrote the thing. How do you feel about Georgian election news? RT: Swedish climate…
A Failed Soft Reboot of the 2016 Election
Sometime in the last decade, Hollywood studios realized that people were sick of film remakes and instead preferred sequels. But studios don’t want to veer from a formula that already…
Hohols Say They Need Half a Million New Troops, MP Calls for Vaginal Conscription
Due to the growing size of cemeteries in Ukraine, water bodies in 16 regions have become contaminated A 12-fold expansion in cemeteries has led to “decomposition products” penetrating into groundwater.…
In Aggressive Bid to Lose Fake Election, Kamala Says She’ll End Israel’s War
Kamala Harris: This year has been difficult given the scale of death and destruction in Gaza and given the civilian casualties and displacement in Lebanon. It is devastating and as…
The Big Day is Finally Here
Today is the big day. It is finally happening. The thing we’ve all been waiting for. The most interesting thing ever: I finally got around to watching The Penguin episode…
Netanyahu Involved in Bizarre Scandal, Needs Jewish Savior Donald Trump Immediately
🚨#BREAKING: An Israeli terrorist who was a close friend of Netanyahu and Ben Gvir, has been ARRESTED for leaking ‘sensitive documents’… pic.twitter.com/5JZx8jDbLk — The Saviour (@stairwayto3dom) November 3, 2024 NEW:…