California: 24-Year-Old Mexican Dies Because It’s Too Hot Outside
I can maybe remember that it was possible for people in their 20s to die of heat stroke in the time before the vax. But this guy was Mexican. Aren’t…
American Airlines Cancels or Delays 12,000 July 4 Weekend Flights (Because of a Glitch)
It’s just a glitch. This is totally unrelated to that other storyline where the airlines were collapsing because of mass-firings for refusal to take the vax, or the storyline where…
After One of His Sons Goes Tranny, Elon Musk Takes 4 Other Sons to the Vatican
We all have our complaints about the Pope, but if one of your sons turns tranny, taking your other sons to the Vatican is probably as good of an idea…
Biden Entity Pumps Up Evil Oil Company Conspiracy Theory
My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril. Bring down the price you…
Zelensky Fires Missiles at Random People’s Houses Inside of Russia
Here’s a cool idea for a story: put a Jew in charge of a country and then everyone dies. Frankly, I’m getting so bored of this current batch of media…
NASA Says China Planning to Take Over the Moon, Announces New Race to Space
China taking over the Moon because Americans are too fat, gay, and retarded? Now this is a storyline with some promise. RT: China might be contemplating a “takeover” of the…
UK: Climate Supremacists Glue Hands to Vincent van Gogh Painting to Protest Dinosaur Soup
These Greta people should just start destroying famous works of art and then saying it doesn’t matter anyway because everyone is going to die because the earth will get too…
Media Publishes Abortion Pills Tutorial
Previously: Media Calls Pregnant Women “Abortion Patients” Hey kids! Are you worried about that black guy banning abortion??? Good news! Abortion pills! AP: Medication abortions became the preferred method for…
WHO Demands Increase in Surveillance, “Urgent and Coordinated Action” to Fight Monkeypox
So are we doing this monkeypoxalypse or what? Is it even real? Isn’t it only gays? Aren’t they saying it’s only gays? I’m starting to get bored with this storyline,…
Jewish Actress Accuses Marilyn Manson of Whipping Her With Real Nazi Whip from the Holocaust
In an attempt to defuse the situation, Evan returned to their house. She says he tied her up and hit her with a real Nazi whip from the holocaust (Evan…