More Money for the Ukraine? More Money for the Ukraine, Baby.
If there’s one thing the Jews always need, it’s more money. The Jews in the Ukraine are an exception, as they need 2 or 3 times as much money as…
EU to Impose Electricity Lockdown to “Flatten the Curve”
MORE – In winter, typically, peak hours are between 6 and 9 am, and again between 5 and 9 pm — before and after work. Got candles already to flatten…
EU Proposes Gas Price Cap Hours After Putin Says He’ll Halt All Supplies If They Do It
It’s funny to me that the two issues are that everyone is going to freeze to death and also that the reason is because the weather is getting too hot.…
Dutch City to Ban Meat Ads Because Cow Farts Destroy Weather
It’s about time the government banned meat ads. I’m a plus size man, and it’s already September and I’m sweating my ass off! It’s these damn cow farts! They’re changing…
White House Concerned About Nordstrom’s Pipeline
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre called Nord Stream 1 "Nordstrom 1" 100000% doesn't know where EU and Ukraine are on the map… pic.twitter.com/q5lDpUQuPr — AZ 🛰🌏🌍🌎 (@AZmilitary1) September 6,…
Ireland Arrests Teach for Not Using Tranny Pronouns
So, I guess you can be arrested and jailed in Ireland for not using tranny pronouns. Hmm. New York Post: A teacher in Ireland has been suspended from work and…
Midwest Meme Madness: Can I Borrow a Meme?
This is filler. I’m not really on the ball this week, guys. But I have memes.
Putin on the US Dollar: “It’s So Over”
If the BRICS nations are able to put together a new basket of currencies to rival the dollar, the dollar is probably going to lose 70% of its value overnight.…
Unfunny Rat-Scum Gavin McInnes Admits to Hoaxing FBI Arrest
Previously: Owen Benjamin Says Gavin McInnes Hoaxed Raid Gavin McInnes – who is really cute and silly, despite being nearly 70 years old – has confessed to hoaxing his arrest by…
Iran Sentences Two Skanks to Death for Being Skanks
For years, my catchphrase has been “now it’s time to die, bitch!” Iran is considering adopting this catchphrase, though I’ve threatened to sue them over it. CNN: Two Iranians were…