Greta Thunberg Sues Everyone
While most of the world is focused on coronavirus, the lockdown, and the collapse of the economy, Greta Thunberg is working hard with one goal in mind: to be the…
Trump Says He’d Invade Venezuela
Trump denies involvement in a failed operation to overthrow Maduro in Venezuela, adds, "If we ever did anything with Venezuela it wouldn't be that way. It'd be slightly different. It'd…
UK: More Than Half of the Population Now Receiving Money from the Government
Pictured: the UK right now. The way these government people talk makes it seem as if they had no idea that preventing most of the country from working and forcing…
UK: “Contact Tracing” Surveillance App Drains Battery, Doesn’t Even Work on iPhones
The new app designed to track people’s encounters and to warn them if they’ve come into contact with someone infected with the flu is not working properly. Daily Mail: Fears…
UK: Police Catch Plague Doctor Who Just Walked Around Neighborhood
If the coronavirus is dangerous enough to lock people up in their own homes and force them to live like prisoners, then it is also dangerous enough that people would…
Switzerland: Restaurants and Bars Will be Forced to Take Names, Phone Numbers and Addresses of All Clients
Getting a 1984-style tyranny because of literally the flu is the gayest dystopia ever. Where’s my Skynet you faggots??? Infowars: Swiss officials took residents by surprise last week when they…
Germany: 75-Year-Old Man Kicked Out of His House to Make Room for Invaders
The old Germans have to move aside. This isn’t your country anymore, it never was. You’re a racist if you think otherwise, and racism is the purest of all evils.…
Beta Male Dr. Doom Neil Ferguson Resigns After Getting Caught Breaking Quarantine to Have Sex with Fat Old Married Woman
Britain’s Dr. Doom Neil Ferguson, ostensibly the man behind the lockdown, who claimed that 2.2 million people would die in America due to “overwhelmed hospitals” if we didn’t shut the…
Swedish Wigger Rapper Kidnapped by Moslems, Beaten, Sodomized with Dildos
Wiggerism in America is a menace, but it makes a whole lot more sense than in Europe. At least in America, the blacks are kinda/sorta a part of the same…
UK: Experts Warn That “Immunity Certificates” Could Result in Workers Trying to Catch Virus
Experts just want what’s best for you. One of the brilliant ideas of the brilliant experts who brilliantly pushed governments to collapse the economy in a feeble attempt to keep…