Moslems Get Tracked and Tagged by Feds Through Leaky Prayer App
This is obviously hilarious, but it should be a reminder to be careful with your apps. RT: A popular Muslim prayer app has been secretly collecting its users’ location…
IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Cuba Put Back on US Blacklist
OH, GREAT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO MY LIFE. Isn’t Fidel Castro already dead? RT: The Trump administration has put Cuba back on the US list of state sponsors of…
Maybe Parler Should Move Their Headquarters to Taiwan?
The US government is for sure really concerned about making sure people in Taiwan have freedoms, as they’re rounding up Americans and shutting down every free speech outlet in the…
Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Angela defends Donald! Shocker! The Telegraph: German Chancellor Angela Merkel believes that the decision by social media giants to permanently suspend Donald Trump’s accounts is problematic because freedom of opinion should not…
EU Official Says Capitol Storm “A Wakeup Call for Democracy” (He Wants More Censorship)
This should indeed be a wakeup call for democracies. But he doesn’t mean it like I would mean it. Reuters: The European Union’s top diplomat said on Sunday that last…
Disgraced Doom Prophet Neil Ferguson Says Mass Vaccination Could Get UK Back to Normal
“The needle has to be this big, and you have to shove it up your ass, in order for the lockdown to finally, truly end.” Imagine being kidnapped by someone,…
Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
Global warming strikes! BBC: Spain is in a race against time to clear roads covered by heavy snow, and get Covid vaccines and food supplies to areas affected by Storm…
Germany Says It Wants a “Democracy Marshall Plan” to Permanently Silence the Peasants
The grotesque homosexual Heiko Maas is attempting to brainstorm ways to permanently ensure that the peasants never have any form of redress of grievances in any country on earth. Again,…
Another New Strain! This Time in Japan! We’re All DOOMED!
PICTURED: An Aryan princess attempts to escape from two nips infected with the new mutant strain. Oh no! Not again! Nikkei Asia: A new variant of COVID-19 has been detected…
Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
The Ayatollah said that the coronavirus vaccine is probably dangerous (and was censored by Twitter for saying so), and now Iran is refusing any shipments of it. This shows that…