Finland: Bar Hires Hundreds of Customers to Exploit Lockdown Loophole
Now this is thinking with your brain, kids. Breitbart: A bar in Finland hiring hundreds of customers as employees, allowing them to eat and drink at the bar as staff,…
We Have to Censor People Who Undermine Fight to Change the Weather Using Mass Genetic Engineering
We only have 12 years to turn the world into a solid sheet of ice by freezing this bitch out like Iceman. Gorillas can only live in ice – hence…
Deadly Brazilian Strain Comes to New York!
Until now, I thought the only thing that came from Brazil was Victoria’s Secret models. Now, I know that something else comes from there: a deadly variant of the deadly…
UK: Police Create New Moslem-Led Unit to Stop Moslem Pimping Rings
Of course they hired a Paki as the presenter… A lot of right-wingers want to come at the Paki Pimp Gang phenomenon from the Christian Feminist angle of “oh our…
UK: Joke Police Put Normal Police Sergeant on Trial for Sharing a George Floyd Meme
Courtroom sketch of a police sergeant on trial for a meme. Oy, m8. Ya gotta loisence fer dat meme, do ya? I ain’t though ya did, I didn’t. I’m haulin’…
UK: “Coronavirus Jobs Retention Scheme” Gives Millions of Pounds to Billionaire Elite, Dubai and Saudi Royals
Dubai’s ruler Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum got some of that sweet coronavirus relief too. What is going on? Where are the adults? Daily Mail: Billionaire tax exiles, an oil-rich nation and Saudi…
Blinken Stages Bizarre Shitshow with Chinese Diplomats
CCP Foreign Affairs Chief Yang Jiechi to U.S. Sec. of State Antony Blinken: "The United States does not have the qualification to say that it wants to speak to China…
Turkey Leaves Anti-Family “Domestic Violence” Blood Pact
Russia removed domestic violence laws years ago when a female politician determined that they were being used to break up families by making a big deal out of a little…
NATO Institution Spends Months Studying Mean Tweets That Hurt the Feelings of Finland’s One True Mommy
The struggle is real You can be a princess, and be a victim of peasants. You can be the leader of a country, and be the victim of peasants. How…
Wear Masks Against Pollen in Spring Because Pollen Increases Coronavirus, Experts Say
Knows ye not from whence yonder coronavirus emergeth, but know ye well that it shall be the death of ye. Everything art yonder virus. Study Finds: After a year in…