UK: Uruguayan Footballer Gets 7-Game Ban, Huge Fine for Minor Joke
Hey, buddy. No jokes allowed. You saw the sign. The sign said “no jokes allowed.” This is a democracy and a very serious country, we don’t just go around making…
Libya: Government Announces Crackdown on Sluts
I didn’t even realize Libya had a government. But I’m glad they do and I’m glad they’re doing the right thing. La Croix: The Minister of Interior for the National…
Faggot Starmer to Meet with Emperor Xi for Supposedly Benevolent Reasons
NEW en route to Rio: Starmer confirms he’s meeting Xi on Monday Says his attempted thaw with China is aimed at driving economic growth in Britain — a major pivot…
UK: Cops Investigated Thousands of Children for Literal Mean Words
What these little brats don’t understand is that words hurt a lot more than bullets. At least if you’re a minority. Ask a minority: “would you rather be called a…
New Zealand: Based Tribespeople Interrupt Parliament to Perform Lion King Style Tribal Dance
New Zealand’s Parliament was temporarily suspended after Māori lawmakers performed a haka, a traditional dance, demonstrating their community’s anger and fear over a bill that aims to reinterpret the country’s…
One True Korea: Number One Leader Orders Mass Production of Epic Suicide Drones
North Korea’s leader has ordered the mass production of suicide drones while tightening its relationship with Russia. pic.twitter.com/WqEHFJFBte — TaiwanPlus News (@taiwanplusnews) November 15, 2024 Related: Axios: Pentagon “Shocked” by…
Colombia: After Many Years of Whining, Women Finally Get “Child Marriage” Banned
Women are just angry they didn’t get married at 14 to a man who would be a new father to them, take care of them, guide their lives. Women don’t…
Germany’s Scholz Talks to Putin for the First Time in Almost Two Years
🇷🇺🇩🇪📞 President #Putin had a telephone conversation with @Bundeskanzler Scholz. Russia’s President reiterated that the current crisis stems from @NATO‘s long-standing aggressive policy aimed at creating a staging ground against…
Wales: Study Orders Government to Make More Dog-Free Zones to Defeat Racism
Finally, the Welsh are taking action against dog racism. Dogs hate niggers more than the KKK and the Nazis combined, times six million. Dogs have always been at the root…
UN Again Says Jews Committing Genocide in Gaza (But They Won’t Do Anything)
Starmer yesterday: “I’m well aware of the definition of genocide & that is why I’ve never described this… as genocide” Today: “A report from a UN special committee investigating Israeli…